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Would you rather...(torture edition)
#21798812 - 06/12/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pretty simple. Someone makes a 'would you rather question' and the next person answers, then poses their own.
Ill start
Would you rather have 1 in chopped off of 3 of your fingers(excluding thumb) on your right hand, or have all of your finger and toenails forcibly removed?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
#21798879 - 06/12/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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nails I use my hands for a living
Would you rather have every finger/toe on your left side hand/foot smashed and shattered with a hammer or get shot in your knee cap with a 45 (you make a full recovery from both)?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers] 1
#21799238 - 06/12/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do a whole bunch of DOC, Or keep your toes.
SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT.
Kneecap with the .45. Already almost had to have my knee reconstructed, but went physical therapy and training first.
Always wanted a robot knee.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21799271 - 06/12/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nice.
Whys this thread dead?? Thought itd be better received 
Psycgonautica- whats your scenario?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
#21799282 - 06/12/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's in the spoiler box hahaha. I can use a different one though.
A quick instant painless death, or years and years of torture, but you survive
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21799362 - 06/12/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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painless
be forced to beat a random child to death or strangle your grandmother
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: DrMambo]
#21799384 - 06/12/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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What if my grandmothers dead?
Strangle the zombie grandmother obviously.
Burn down every orphanage in your country, Or get caught masturbating by your whole family at once, and you finish as they show up, while looking your mom in the eyes.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: DrMambo]
#21799398 - 06/12/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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strangle my grandmother (i'd do it for free)
have your fingers on your left hand cut off and then your skin on your arm removed with a belt sander or get your entire arm cut off with a samurai sword
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21799401 - 06/12/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: What if my grandmothers dead?
Strangle the zombie grandmother obviously.
Burn down every orphanage in your country, Or get caught masturbating by your whole family at once, and you finish as they show up, while looking your mom in the eyes.
the latter, unless they are orphanages for little ghetto ass black mother fuckers
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21799408 - 06/12/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds like I'm choosing between losing one arm or two lol. Obviously the samurai sword.
Every song you ever hear for the rest of your life is whatever your least favorite justin bieber song is, and I mean every song is that one justin bieber song, but as a consolation prize, you get to see the grateful dead with Zombie Jerry Garcia (but all they play is that one justin bieber song, not even a cover) Or be deaf.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica] 1
#21799420 - 06/12/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: Sounds like I'm choosing between losing one arm or two lol. Obviously the samurai sword.
Every song you ever hear for the rest of your life is whatever your least favorite justin bieber song is, and I mean every song is that one justin bieber song, but as a consolation prize, you get to see the grateful dead with Zombie Jerry Garcia (but all they play is that one justin bieber song, not even a cover) Or be deaf.
deaf for sure, absolutely no debate there
get your dick chopped off or not be able to ejaculate unless it in a dudes ass or the rest of your life. If you don't bust a nut every 24 hours you get painfull blueballs until you do
btw I meant have your entire arm chopped off or getting the fingers/skin taken off that same arm
Edited by luvdemboomers (06/12/15 08:14 PM)
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21801409 - 06/13/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dick chopped off.
Get "666 I AM A HUGE LOSER 666"tattooed on your face or do 3 years in prison.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Confucian]
#21801756 - 06/13/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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3 years
Suck a monkey's dick or slide down a razor blade?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: zappaisgod]
#21801909 - 06/13/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: 3 years
Suck a monkey's dick or slide down a razor blade?
Suck a monkey's dick for sure.
Take a lemon juice bath after shaving your entire body or eat a bucket of worm-ridden feces?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Jack Herer]
#21801972 - 06/13/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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lemon juice
Have to live with an oxygen tank (new one that fits on your belt) and eat 6 servings of refried beans every day only catch is there is a tube that collects your farts and routes them right into the tubes going in your nose OR
participate in a 2 girls one cup type porno 4 times a year
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21802114 - 06/13/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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2 girls one cup- lovong with an oxygen mask seems like a hassle
Get fucked up the ass every day by Seal(the singer) for 3 months or fuck your mom twice
Seal WILL soothe you by singing during the act though, so thats a plus
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
#21802859 - 06/13/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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F mom twice.
- Every 5 years someone close to you is murdered in a brutal way
- You are a 100-millionaire but twice a month for the rest of your life your mom takes a crap on your face...and you will lose your hearing/sight the last 15 years of your life and still get crapped on twice monthly.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Confucian]
#21802888 - 06/13/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll just kill myself when I go helen keller.
So million dollars and shit on my face. I've seen and dealt with way grosser shit (pun intended) than fresh shit.
Never be stuck in traffic again, but you have to drive a moped
Always be in mild traffic, never bumper to bumper, but enough to make you late, but you get to drive any vehicle, any time, for free.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21802913 - 06/13/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nigga do you ever log off?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
#21802916 - 06/13/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I wasn't on at all from 8 am when I woke up to 4 pm when I was out and about. I just got home
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21802921 - 06/13/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh word, I was out doing things and got nothing accomplished what so ever. I would have been better off just eating cereal in my boxers all day.. such is life.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
#21802937 - 06/13/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I do that often, you ever walk into a room in your house and say "wtf am I in here for" I've done that in stores. Shit, I've done that in entire towns. I know I'm there for something but I can't remember what.
I actually get to go to work eating cereal and in my boxers all day. We use a version of go to meeting, and when we have to have a webcam meeting, a lot of the times I don't wear pants. I remember once we we're having a webcam meeting and I stood up to go get a drink and my boss yelled at me hard as fuck for not wearing pants.
The joys of tech related work, and having my own computer. I'm gonna quote my would you rather since we're on the second page now
Quote:
Psychonautica said:
Never be stuck in traffic again, but you have to drive a moped
Always be in mild traffic, never bumper to bumper, but enough to make you late, but you get to drive any vehicle, any time, for free.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21802962 - 06/13/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ill go with the latter..
Yea I do that shit but I dont start getting pissed at myself until I do that shit like forgetting to grab a trash bag for the third time or something...
Would you rather be a forced vegan, or have to wear silk everything ALL THE TIME?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
#21803011 - 06/13/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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silk no way I could not eat meat
get tortured psychologically or physically?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21803028 - 06/13/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychologically probably, you would atleast have a chance of ignoring it I guess.
Would you rather loose both thumbs or both balls?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21803045 - 06/13/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck amanita beat me to the post Both balls, I don't plan on having children anyways so I'm not to attached to my balls, and I definitely wouldn't be attached to them after that choice.
Physically. without a doubt. But physically causes psychological damage as well, but I'm pretty sure I'd be okay on the PTSD spectrum, I've already seen some shit beyond what most people have as far as fucked up shit I'd rather not talk about. I know a lot of people here have seen people die and OD. I'll just say it was worse than that, but I'm not going into details.
Also to Amanita wtf kind of torture is wearing silk ALL the time, that's a fucking privilege, silk feels so good, I have a few pairs of silk underwear and my god does it make my dick feel great all day long. Wearing silk underwear can make you pop a boner from jogging, and I bet you'd nut if you we're sprinting. 
Have all the knowledge in the universe, but you're a Eunuch (no genitalia),
Or have all of your family members come back to live (as real humans not zombies) and you and your whole family are now genetically immortal (you can still die, but not by natural causes) but all your friends die. Every single one. If you make a new friend, they die.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21803056 - 06/13/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Eh I dont know I just had a run in with some eastern indians so I was thinking along the lines of that weird hawaiian shirt style shit they wear and reak like cologne..
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
#21803066 - 06/13/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I guess Ill take the knowledge..
Would you rather..get raped by a prison dude, or take a non lethal bullet from a cop in the gut?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
#21803072 - 06/13/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll take the bullet.
Would you rather fuck Mila Kunis or Jessica Alba?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21803073 - 06/13/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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How the fuck is that torture?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21803082 - 06/13/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Are you kidding? Those women are P-I-G pigs. I wouldn't fuck either of them with your dick.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21803086 - 06/13/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The torture is having to pick only one
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21803088 - 06/13/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: How the fuck is that torture?
Because you can only have one.. I call dibs on alba.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: zappaisgod]
#21803090 - 06/13/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why are you using MY dick to fuck?
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zappaisgod said: The torture is having to pick only one
I can agree with that.
Yeah I'd say Alba too. Way hotter.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21803094 - 06/13/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: How the fuck is that torture?
I dunno should I have added that they have vagina teeth? Didn't see the torture part.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Enjoywho]
#21803123 - 06/13/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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have asshole stubble that comes back immediately after shaving and never grows out or have your balls permanently stuck to your thigh
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21803129 - 06/13/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21803133 - 06/13/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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balls on my thigh sounds less bad than a life-time of chaffed asshole.
a ghost dick in your mouth for life, or real, actual balls on your forehead for life?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
#21803204 - 06/13/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im not sure what ghost dick is...sounds like itd impair my speech...
Id take ghost dick, atleast i could figure out a way around it, balls on your head kinda seems like a turnoff
Eat 2 cups of pimply fat guy shit chili or drink 1 gallon of attractive chick piss
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
#21803214 - 06/13/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Chick piss, just on priciple.. is there a time limit?
Eat a "heroic dose" of datura or 120 mg's of DOC?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
#21803254 - 06/13/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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datura
be gang stalked the rest of your life (whether you believe it happens or not) or be subject to the same torture brandon green got from krystal cole (for people unfamiliar being dosed with tons of strong psychedelics and deleriants and being tortured physically and psychologically)
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21803263 - 06/13/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gangstalked. That kid went through things worse than hell itself.
Be blind, or constantly having "bad trip" visuals.
Whatever terrifies you, bugs crawling all over, demons, devils, people with snake heads and tongues, dogs turning into cerberus, etc. Basically reality is warped by all your biggest fears
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
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being bad-trip stalked. The thoughts are there either way. At least you're aware you're being fake-stalked instead of just wondering if what bumped into you was a person or a dragon.
having an alien bust into your stomach vs having an alien bust out of your stomach
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
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Since mine got skipped by posting at around the same time I'll do yours.
Bursting out of my stomach, then doctors just have to put me back together instead of trying to deal with and kill a weird reverse chest bursting alien.
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Whatever terrifies you, bugs crawling all over, demons, devils, people with snake heads and tongues, dogs turning into cerberus, etc. Basically reality is warped by all your biggest fears
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
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Id have to take the visuals, I couldnt handle being blind.
Being on the receiving end of that hockey check, or the receiving end of sheekles glory hole adventure?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said: Id have to take the visuals, I couldnt handle being blind.
Being on the receiving end of that hockey check, or the receiving end of sheekles glory hole adventure?
hockey check
Laying down a motorcycle at 100mph and having road rash tear the skin off your legs and back or get in a bad car crash and breaking 14 bones
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said: Id have to take the visuals, I couldnt handle being blind.
Being on the receiving end of that hockey check, or the receiving end of sheekles glory hole adventure?
Boogaard is the scariest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life, he got in a fight on the ice and He broke a mother fuckers helmet with his fists That's fucking scary.
I'd rather suck sheekle to completion, even though all Sheek wants is a handy I'd rather suck that dick than take a check from the Boogie Man.
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luvdemboomers said: hockey check
Laying down a motorcycle at 100mph and having road rash tear the skin off your legs and back or get in a bad car crash and breaking 14 bones
Again this thread moves to fast lol. I'll take the breaking 14 bones. I already broke 11 bones in one shot skateboarding so I was 3 bones away. Also by choosing the hockey check it's clear you've never seen the boogie man, 6'7 , 270 pounds of athleticism coming crashing into you at 25+ mph (some of the skinnier hockey players skate 40mph+ but I'll say 25 to be safe)
Get caught masturbating by your whole family, or get caught fucking an animal by one member of your family. Animal and sexual act of your choice.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
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My family knows I jack it. May as well give em a real life show.
having your arms bifurcated, legs, bifurcated, or dick bifurcated?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
#21803312 - 06/13/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh man...
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
#21803324 - 06/13/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If it's anything like a split tongue, arms and legs for sure. Split tongues can control both sides of the split.
I'm out of what if's for tortures though, I liked Amanita's hockey check, but if he would have known Boogey was 6'7 270 pounds of professional athlete and mentioned that I think the answer would have been a different choice. Mother fucker is a beefcake to end all beefcakes.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said: Nigga do you ever log off? 
For real, this site is starting to turn into a forum where you just chit chat with psychonautica. Give it a break dude.
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There's an ignore button.
Feel free to use it.
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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Amanita86 said: Nigga do you ever log off? 
For real, this site is starting to turn into a forum where you just chit chat with psychonautica.
This made me laugh
Atleast he keeps shit active
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Grandma is going down..
Have to handle a helicopter crash or be locked in a basement alone with an xtacy'd up koods for the night?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
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This is a no brainer. I am DSHSBing koods all night long
Be Pris's gimp or pay child support?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
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jfischer218 said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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Amanita86 said: Nigga do you ever log off? 
For real, this site is starting to turn into a forum where you just chit chat with psychonautica.
This made me laugh
Atleast he keeps shit active
Would you rather get your balls smashed by a sledgehammer or whack your grandmother in the knee with a baseball bat moderately hard
Ii always figured if a thread died it happened for a reason, which is why it seems to be such a sin to bump old threads on here. Idk i might have to add him to my ignore list, it isn't fair to him if i keep bitching and getting irritated by him, but i can't imagine I'm the only one getting annoyed by it. It'd be a shame though, starting an ignore list. Might have to.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: zappaisgod]
#21803702 - 06/13/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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pay child support
Would you rather lose the head of your penis(or clit);
Or french-kiss your dad.
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do i have to look in to his eyes when I do it? fuck it. lose the head.
come down from 2 weeks of heroin or 2 months of fake-weed?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
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Fuuuuuck man, fake weed WDs are yhe worst ive ever had, id take the dope, itd wear off quicker.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
#21803735 - 06/13/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Suck the closest dick I can find.... Mine!
Smoke a bowl of pubic hair;
Or shit fiber glass for a week.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shiithead]
#21803758 - 06/13/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Who's pubic hair?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
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pubes
have to insert and remove a catheter everytime you have to piss or shit out your mouth and piss out your ass
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
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I already piss out my ass when I eat Taco Bell. I pick that one.
smoke a bowl of dried red peanut rinds, or smoke a bowl of dried banana strings?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
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both
Eat a strip of nbome or snort a gram of bath salts
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shiithead]
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Fuck thats rough.
Nbome youd be out of your mind, probably die.
Bath salts you could probably stay safe by eating some barbiturates/benzos, but id assume barbs to help more
Bath salts definitely
Oz of shrooms(dry) or plug a gram of crystal
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Go insane on the shrooms or have a heart attack on the crystal.... May as well go out in style. Both!
snort a line of habenero seeds or rub 'em in your eyes?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
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I'd do the line... done something similar it wasn't that bad it was pretty much over in 5 minutes
have to sample and swallow your jizz like a fine wine everytime you bust a nut or never bust a nut again?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
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i choose the fine wine tasting of jizz, complete with a snobby expression on my face as i sniff semen fumes, at least i can choose for myself not to jizz! ::just pictured paris hilton in south park coughing up cum::
climb soft dick mountain mouth first, or descend hard dick mountain ass first?
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Soft dick mountain, at least it wouldn't be painful.
Sledge hammer to your right nut or left nut nailed to a board.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shroomslip]
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Fuck, that's tough. Left nut nailed to a board...I just can't imagine getting a freaking sledge hammer to my right nut 
Insert a lit cigar into your pooper, or put a cigar in each eyeball.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Krazent]
#21804886 - 06/14/15 03:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Up the butt!
Would you rather.. find a higher truth and be regarded as delusional or be delusional and be regarded as normal?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Asante]
#21804942 - 06/14/15 04:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im taking that higher truth..
Ok, get hung by hooks in a sun ritual, or do that thing where you tie vines to your ankles and jump from like 8 stories up?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
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Bunk chute- youd have plenty of time to think on the way down.
Never be able to take psychedelics again or never be able to drink/smoke weed again
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
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Damn, I ninja edited that shit, whoops..
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
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jfischer218 said: Bunk chute- youd have plenty of time to think on the way down.
Never be able to take psychedelics again or never be able to drink/smoke weed again
Trick question weed is a psychedelic.
But yea no more psychedelics for me.
Crawl a mile or run 20 miles.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shiithead]
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Says who? Your high-school health class?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
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Erowid...
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