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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shiithead]
    #21803758 - 06/13/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Who's pubic hair?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
    #21803769 - 06/13/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

pubes

have to insert and remove a catheter everytime you have to piss or shit out your mouth and piss out your ass


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21803804 - 06/13/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I already piss out my ass when I eat Taco Bell. I pick that one.

smoke a bowl of dried red peanut rinds, or smoke a bowl of dried banana strings?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
    #21804094 - 06/13/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

both

Eat a strip of nbome or snort a gram of bath salts


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shiithead]
    #21804107 - 06/13/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck thats rough.

Nbome youd be out of your mind, probably die.

Bath salts you could probably stay safe by eating some barbiturates/benzos, but id assume barbs to help more

Bath salts definitely

Oz of shrooms(dry) or plug a gram of crystal


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF] * 1
    #21804136 - 06/13/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Go insane on the shrooms or have a heart attack on the crystal.... May as well go out in style. Both!

snort a line of habenero seeds or rub 'em in your eyes?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
    #21804206 - 06/13/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd do the line... done something similar it wasn't that bad it was pretty much over in 5 minutes

have to sample and swallow your jizz like a fine wine everytime you bust a nut or never bust a nut again?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21804435 - 06/14/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i choose the fine wine tasting of jizz, complete with a snobby expression on my face as i sniff semen fumes, at least i can choose for myself not to jizz! ::just pictured paris hilton in south park coughing up cum::

climb soft dick mountain mouth first, or descend hard dick mountain ass first?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
    #21804755 - 06/14/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Soft dick mountain, at least it wouldn't be painful.

Sledge hammer to your right nut or left nut nailed to a board.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21804867 - 06/14/15 03:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck, that's tough. Left nut nailed to a board...I just can't imagine getting a freaking sledge hammer to my right nut :ohgodpleaseno:

Insert a lit cigar into your pooper, or put a cigar in each eyeball.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Krazent]
    #21804886 - 06/14/15 03:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Up the butt!

Would you rather.. find a higher truth and be regarded as delusional or be delusional and be regarded as normal?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Asante]
    #21804942 - 06/14/15 04:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Im taking that higher truth..

Ok, get hung by hooks in a sun ritual, or do that thing where you tie vines to your ankles and jump from like 8 stories up?


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
    #21804948 - 06/14/15 04:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bunk chute- youd have plenty of time to think on the way down.

Never be able to take psychedelics again or never be able to drink/smoke weed again


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
    #21804949 - 06/14/15 04:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Damn, I ninja edited that shit, whoops..


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
    #21805472 - 06/14/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

jfischer218 said:
Bunk chute- youd have plenty of time to think on the way down.

Never be able to take psychedelics again or never be able to drink/smoke weed again




Trick question weed is a psychedelic.

But yea no more psychedelics for me.



Crawl a mile or run 20 miles.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shiithead]
    #21805527 - 06/14/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Says who? Your high-school health class? :rolleyes:


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21805623 - 06/14/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Says who? Your high-school health class? :rolleyes:




Erowid...


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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