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Amanita86
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shiithead]
#21803758 - 06/13/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Who's pubic hair?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
#21803769 - 06/13/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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pubes
have to insert and remove a catheter everytime you have to piss or shit out your mouth and piss out your ass
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21803804 - 06/13/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I already piss out my ass when I eat Taco Bell. I pick that one.
smoke a bowl of dried red peanut rinds, or smoke a bowl of dried banana strings?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
#21804094 - 06/13/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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both
Eat a strip of nbome or snort a gram of bath salts
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shiithead]
#21804107 - 06/13/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck thats rough.
Nbome youd be out of your mind, probably die.
Bath salts you could probably stay safe by eating some barbiturates/benzos, but id assume barbs to help more
Bath salts definitely
Oz of shrooms(dry) or plug a gram of crystal
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF] 1
#21804136 - 06/13/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go insane on the shrooms or have a heart attack on the crystal.... May as well go out in style. Both!
snort a line of habenero seeds or rub 'em in your eyes?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
#21804206 - 06/13/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd do the line... done something similar it wasn't that bad it was pretty much over in 5 minutes
have to sample and swallow your jizz like a fine wine everytime you bust a nut or never bust a nut again?
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space walk
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21804435 - 06/14/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i choose the fine wine tasting of jizz, complete with a snobby expression on my face as i sniff semen fumes, at least i can choose for myself not to jizz! ::just pictured paris hilton in south park coughing up cum::
climb soft dick mountain mouth first, or descend hard dick mountain ass first?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
#21804755 - 06/14/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Soft dick mountain, at least it wouldn't be painful.
Sledge hammer to your right nut or left nut nailed to a board.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shroomslip]
#21804867 - 06/14/15 03:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck, that's tough. Left nut nailed to a board...I just can't imagine getting a freaking sledge hammer to my right nut 
Insert a lit cigar into your pooper, or put a cigar in each eyeball.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Krazent]
#21804886 - 06/14/15 03:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Up the butt!
Would you rather.. find a higher truth and be regarded as delusional or be delusional and be regarded as normal?
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Amanita86
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Asante]
#21804942 - 06/14/15 04:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im taking that higher truth..
Ok, get hung by hooks in a sun ritual, or do that thing where you tie vines to your ankles and jump from like 8 stories up?
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Edited by Amanita86 (06/14/15 04:40 AM)
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
#21804948 - 06/14/15 04:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bunk chute- youd have plenty of time to think on the way down.
Never be able to take psychedelics again or never be able to drink/smoke weed again
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
#21804949 - 06/14/15 04:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn, I ninja edited that shit, whoops..
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Edited by Amanita86 (06/14/15 04:42 AM)
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
#21805472 - 06/14/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
jfischer218 said: Bunk chute- youd have plenty of time to think on the way down.
Never be able to take psychedelics again or never be able to drink/smoke weed again
Trick question weed is a psychedelic.
But yea no more psychedelics for me.
Crawl a mile or run 20 miles.
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Shiithead]
#21805527 - 06/14/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Says who? Your high-school health class?
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21805623 - 06/14/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Psychonautica said: Says who? Your high-school health class? 
Erowid...
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