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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21802921 - 06/13/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh word, I was out doing things and got nothing accomplished what so ever.  I would have been better off just eating cereal in my boxers all day.. such is life.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
    #21802937 - 06/13/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I do that often, you ever walk into a room in your house and say "wtf am I in here for" I've done that in stores. Shit, I've done that in entire towns. I know I'm there for something but I can't remember what.

I actually get to go to work eating cereal and in my boxers all day. We use a version of go to meeting, and when we have to have a webcam meeting, a lot of the times I don't wear pants. I remember once we we're having a webcam meeting and I stood up to go get a drink and my boss yelled at me hard as fuck for not wearing pants.

The joys of tech related work, and having my own computer. I'm gonna quote my would you rather since we're on the second page now
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Psychonautica said:

Never be stuck in traffic again, but you have to drive a moped

Always be in mild traffic, never bumper to bumper, but enough to make you late, but you get to drive any vehicle, any time, for free.




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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21802962 - 06/13/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ill go with the latter..

Yea I do that shit but I dont start getting pissed at myself until I do that shit like forgetting to grab a trash bag for the third time or something...

Would you rather be a forced vegan, or have to wear silk everything ALL THE TIME?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
    #21803011 - 06/13/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

silk no way I could not eat meat

get tortured psychologically or physically?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21803028 - 06/13/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Psychologically probably, you would atleast have a chance of ignoring it I guess.

Would you rather loose both thumbs or both balls?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21803045 - 06/13/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck amanita beat me to the post Both balls, I don't plan on having children anyways so I'm not to attached to my balls, and I definitely wouldn't be attached to them after that choice.
:hahyeahwoo:

Physically. without a doubt.  But physically causes psychological damage as well, but I'm pretty sure I'd be okay on the PTSD spectrum, I've already seen some shit beyond what most people have as far as fucked up shit I'd rather not talk about. I know a lot of people here have seen people die and OD. I'll just say it was worse than that, but I'm not going into details.

Also to Amanita wtf kind of torture is wearing silk ALL the time, that's a fucking privilege, silk feels so good, I have a few pairs of silk underwear and my god does it make my dick feel great all day long. Wearing silk underwear can make you pop a boner from jogging, and I bet you'd nut if you we're sprinting. :lol:

Have all the knowledge in the universe, but you're a Eunuch (no genitalia),

Or have all of your family members come back to live (as real humans not zombies) and you and your whole family are now genetically immortal (you can still die, but not by natural causes) but all your friends die. Every single one. If you make a new friend, they die.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21803056 - 06/13/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Eh I dont know I just had a run in with some eastern indians so I was thinking along the lines of that weird hawaiian shirt style shit they wear and reak like cologne..


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
    #21803066 - 06/13/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I guess Ill take the knowledge..

Would you rather..get raped by a prison dude, or take a non lethal bullet from a cop in the gut?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
    #21803072 - 06/13/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'll take the bullet.

Would you rather fuck Mila Kunis or Jessica Alba?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21803073 - 06/13/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

How the fuck is that torture?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21803082 - 06/13/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Are you kidding?  Those women are P-I-G pigs. I wouldn't fuck either of them with your dick.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21803086 - 06/13/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The torture is having to pick only one


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21803088 - 06/13/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
How the fuck is that torture?



Because you can only have one..  I call dibs on alba.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21803090 - 06/13/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Why are you using MY dick to fuck?
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The torture is having to pick only one



I can agree with that.

Yeah I'd say Alba too. Way hotter.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21803094 - 06/13/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
How the fuck is that torture?




I dunno should I have added that they have vagina teeth? Didn't see the torture part. :lol:


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21803123 - 06/13/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

have asshole stubble that comes back immediately after shaving and never grows out or have your balls permanently stuck to your thigh


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21803129 - 06/13/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21803133 - 06/13/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

balls on my thigh sounds less bad than a life-time of chaffed asshole.

a ghost dick in your mouth for life, or real, actual balls on your forehead for life?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: space walk]
    #21803204 - 06/13/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Im not sure what ghost dick is...sounds like itd impair my speech...

Id take ghost dick, atleast i could figure out a way around it, balls on your head kinda seems like a turnoff

Eat 2 cups of pimply fat guy shit chili or drink 1 gallon of attractive chick piss

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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
    #21803214 - 06/13/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Chick piss, just on priciple.. is there a time limit?

Eat a "heroic dose" of datura or 120 mg's of DOC?


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