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InvisibleJvF
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Would you rather...(torture edition)
    #21798812 - 06/12/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Pretty simple. Someone makes a 'would you rather question' and the next person answers, then poses their own.

Ill start

Would you rather have 1 in chopped off of 3 of your fingers(excluding thumb) on your right hand, or have all of your finger and toenails forcibly removed?


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
    #21798879 - 06/12/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

nails I use my hands for a living

Would you rather have every finger/toe on your left side hand/foot smashed and shattered with a hammer or get shot in your knee cap with a 45 (you make a full recovery from both)?


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #21799238 - 06/12/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do a whole bunch of DOC, Or keep your toes.

SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT.

Kneecap with the .45. Already almost had to have my knee reconstructed, but went physical therapy and training first.

Always wanted a robot knee.


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InvisibleJvF
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21799271 - 06/12/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nice.

Whys this thread dead?? Thought itd be better received :blush:

Psycgonautica- whats your scenario?


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
    #21799282 - 06/12/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's in the spoiler box :wink: hahaha. I can use a different one though.

A quick instant painless death, or years and years of torture, but you survive


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21799362 - 06/12/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

painless

be forced to beat a random child to death or strangle your grandmother


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: DrMambo]
    #21799384 - 06/12/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What if my grandmothers dead?

Strangle the zombie grandmother obviously.

Burn down every orphanage in your country, Or get caught masturbating by your whole family at once, and you finish as they show up, while looking your mom in the eyes.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: DrMambo]
    #21799398 - 06/12/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

strangle my grandmother (i'd do it for free)

have your fingers on your left hand cut off and then your skin on your arm removed with a belt sander or get your entire arm cut off with a samurai sword


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21799401 - 06/12/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
What if my grandmothers dead?

Strangle the zombie grandmother obviously.

Burn down every orphanage in your country, Or get caught masturbating by your whole family at once, and you finish as they show up, while looking your mom in the eyes.





the latter, unless they are orphanages for little ghetto ass black mother fuckers

see ^^^ for my queston


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21799408 - 06/12/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds like I'm choosing between losing one arm or two lol. Obviously the samurai sword.

Every song you ever hear for the rest of your life is whatever your least favorite justin bieber song is, and I mean every song is that one justin bieber song, but as a consolation prize, you get to see the grateful dead with Zombie Jerry Garcia (but all they play is that one justin bieber song, not even a cover) Or be deaf.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21799420 - 06/12/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Sounds like I'm choosing between losing one arm or two lol. Obviously the samurai sword.

Every song you ever hear for the rest of your life is whatever your least favorite justin bieber song is, and I mean every song is that one justin bieber song, but as a consolation prize, you get to see the grateful dead with Zombie Jerry Garcia (but all they play is that one justin bieber song, not even a cover) Or be deaf.





deaf for sure, absolutely no debate there

get your dick chopped off or not be able to ejaculate unless it in a dudes ass or the rest of your life. If you don't bust a nut every 24 hours you get painfull blueballs until you do:lol:

btw I meant have your entire arm chopped off or getting the fingers/skin taken off that same arm


Edited by luvdemboomers (06/12/15 08:14 PM)


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21801409 - 06/13/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Dick chopped off.

Get "666 I AM A HUGE LOSER 666"tattooed on your face or do 3 years in prison.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Confucian]
    #21801756 - 06/13/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

3 years

Suck a monkey's dick or slide down a razor blade?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21801909 - 06/13/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
3 years

Suck a monkey's dick or slide down a razor blade?




Suck a monkey's dick for sure.

Take a lemon juice bath after shaving your entire body or eat a bucket of worm-ridden feces?


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Jack Herer]
    #21801972 - 06/13/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lemon juice


Have to live with an oxygen tank (new one that fits on your belt) and eat 6 servings of refried beans every day only catch is there is a tube that collects your farts and routes them right into the tubes going in your nose
OR

participate in a 2 girls one cup type porno 4 times a year


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InvisibleJvF
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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21802114 - 06/13/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

2 girls one cup- lovong with an oxygen mask seems like a hassle

Get fucked up the ass every day by Seal(the singer) for 3 months or fuck your mom twice

Seal WILL soothe you by singing during the act though, so thats a plus


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: JvF]
    #21802859 - 06/13/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

F mom twice.

- Every 5 years someone close to you is murdered in a brutal way

- You are a 100-millionaire but twice a month for the rest of your life your mom takes a crap on your face...and you will lose your hearing/sight the last 15 years of your life and still get crapped on twice monthly.


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Confucian]
    #21802888 - 06/13/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'll just kill myself when I go helen keller.

So million dollars and shit on my face. I've seen and dealt with way grosser shit (pun intended) than fresh shit.

Never be stuck in traffic again, but you have to drive a moped

Always be in mild traffic, never bumper to bumper, but enough to make you late, but you get to drive any vehicle, any time, for free.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21802913 - 06/13/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nigga do you ever log off? :awenuhuh:


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Re: Would you rather...(torture edition) [Re: Amanita86]
    #21802916 - 06/13/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I wasn't on at all from 8 am when I woke up to 4 pm when I was out and about. I just got home


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