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OfflinePatlal
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You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do?
    #21798516 - 06/12/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You're going to see your friend, Like always. You chill with him. Sit on the couch, have fun. Everything as usual, then you have to take a piss...

You hear someone kicking down the door of your friend's house. You open just a crack of the bathroom door to see what's going on. 10 feet away you ee a guy wearing gang colors and he stabs your friend multiple time and runs away. You call the cops, you freak out. Your friend is dead. You think about his mom and sisters, you panic, you cry etc. The most frustrating part of it all is, you don't know why he was killed, but there is no doubt he was the intended target

Then you describe the guy to the cops, they find him, they put him in a line up, you ID him no problem. Then you learn he's a high ranking member of a prominent gang that spreads out all over the country.

The thing is. The cops haen't found the murder weapon. They know without a doubt that he did it, but the only way he's gonna go to prison for the rest of his life is if your testify against him in court.

Of course, the second you testify, you become a target and you have to be sent to witness protection away from everybody you know to start another life. But of course, you can choose to stay where you are. You are a free man after all!

What do you do?
What do you do?
You may choose only one


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21798535 - 06/12/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

He's a mob member, I have no loyalty to him, so I would testify. I would probably go into witness protection. The people that are closest to you will often go into witness protection with you (immediate family) because they are also targets. I can make new friends, I will miss them of course, but I'm not going to let my friend's killer walk free due to cowardice. My .02


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit [Re: ikku] * 1
    #21798544 - 06/12/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Keep your fucking mouth shut unless you want to be next.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21798558 - 06/12/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well if you say he stabbed my friend in the scenario, then I would absolutely testify and go into witness protection.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21798592 - 06/12/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Keep my mouth the fuck shut. If this is a serious actual mob situation, then it doesn't matter if that guy gets put away. Someone else will IMMEDIATELY take his place. He's probably not even the one who ordered it to happen. He's just the random joe they got to pull the trigger, and random joes willing to pull the trigger are a dime a dozen.

You won't affect the mob, you won't affect the guy who ordered the hit, and you won't even stop other people from being killed in the future. Testifying accomplishes absolutely nothing. Only by keeping your mouth the fuck shut can you actually do something, and the thing you're doing in that case is keeping yourself and your family safe.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: nooneman]
    #21798623 - 06/12/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



seriously, if the government can't take down the mob without me they ain't doing there job. Besides I enjoy my life and if I keep my trap shit I get to keep on living it.  Hell I might even get a kick back.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: trekie]
    #21798669 - 06/12/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yep snitches get stitches. Then the entire mob knows who you are. No thanks I'll just mind my own fucking business.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21798693 - 06/12/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"what do you do"

not shit.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21798698 - 06/12/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If he killed my friend, I'd probably testify against him, not because he's in a mob, but because he killed my motherfucking friend.

But maybe instead become a vigilante and take him out myself, at least they won't know my secret identity.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21798701 - 06/12/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Testify and invite them to attack me. My family is intimately aquinted with the higher ups of one of the most powerful gangs here. They would not win if they choose to go against me.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21798707 - 06/12/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

there is a reason my friend got killed, and its none of my business.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: wrestler_az]
    #21798721 - 06/12/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm testifying and staying put.  I got rougher friends than they do


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Achillita] * 1
    #21798773 - 06/12/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Achillita said:
If he killed my friend, I'd probably testify against him, not because he's in a mob, but because he killed my motherfucking friend.

But maybe instead become a vigilante and take him out myself, at least they won't know my secret identity.




Ya because I'm sure you got the skill. Watching taken ain't gonna take it. :lol:


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21798810 - 06/12/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i didnt see a thing.:awesketch:


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Salomon]
    #21798828 - 06/12/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wouldnt say shit

the person who got popped messed with the wrong people


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21798860 - 06/12/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So it's OK with you that the wrong people get to decide who lives or dies?


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21798867 - 06/12/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

just a friend? i would probably let him walk.

i mean, you have to fuck up for a solid reason for someone to hire a killer. so they probably had it coming.


if it was part of my immediate family, i would testify, and once he was behind bars, murder as much of his family as possible


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21798883 - 06/12/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

if you wind up on a mob hit list, you arent exactly the "right" people either.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: wrestler_az]
    #21798930 - 06/12/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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if you wind up on a mob hit list, you arent exactly the "right" people either.



Unless they were gonna testify against the mob because they saw someone murdered...


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Achillita]
    #21798942 - 06/12/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

let's all be quite honest.  if you're the only person to whitness a mob hit, you're probably going to be taken out by the hitman too (unless he didnt see you!) :smile::)


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21798951 - 06/12/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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So it's OK with you that the wrong people get to decide who lives or dies?




None of my business.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #21798960 - 06/12/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just like girls getting raped?


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21798962 - 06/12/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
So it's OK with you that the wrong people get to decide who lives or dies?




None of my business.



It is every civilized person's business.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21799139 - 06/12/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not mine.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21799146 - 06/12/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So you think you have no obligation to participate in civilized society except to reap the benefits therefrom?  I got a message.  Fuck you


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21799164 - 06/12/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If he's in the fucking mob, all you do look down and count all of your shoelaces as you slowly walk away, when you finish you start the fuck over until you're sufficient distance away.

Which i'd estimate to me about at mars.

Now if it was just a gang fuck yeah I'd turn that fucker in, but a REAL crime family MOB? FUCK THAT.

Like, if you ask me to turn in the Sinaloa cartel members I'd probably rather cut my own dick off since they'd do much worse than that to me anyways.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21799170 - 06/12/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yep.

But reap what benefits?  Wtf are you talking about. I live my own life but a lot of the time shit just isn't my business. I got enough problems already.

And this is a theoretical situations involving mobsters killing someone. Fuck ya I'd walk the other direction maybe call the police and give a miscellaneous tip ya ya might have a dead body behind the 711.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21799187 - 06/12/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Just like girls getting raped?



LOL. Had to quote it so he can see it because this is what I thought when he said "None of my business"

Gonna catch me back on the ignore list but I don't care. Worth it.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21799205 - 06/12/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do you really not understand that your entire security is predicated on people who testify against shitbags?


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21799522 - 06/12/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No it doesn't. Because there's plenty of shit bags out there. But there are plenty of good people and that's why we don't live in an apocalyptic waste land and I don't worry about walking down the street. Never have never will.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21800004 - 06/12/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:


Of course, the second you testify, you become a target and you have to be sent to witness protection away from everybody you know to start another life. But of course, you can choose to stay where you are. You are a free man after all!
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You can score a new identity but there is no witness protection program in Canada. You don't go to Arizona and get paid every month. You get protected until the day the trial ends, and then you are on your own.

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i mean, you have to fuck up for a solid reason for someone to hire a killer. so they probably had it coming.






Every time I see a gang shooting the victim is always some POS with a mug shot in the story and a long record and a street name. It's never joe innocent, ever.


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Testify and invite them to attack me. My family is intimately aquinted with the higher ups of one of the most powerful gangs here. They would not win if they choose to go against me.




EVERYONE knows a hells angel, it doesn't make you connected son. And pro tip: all favors requested of organized crime come with a future cost to be paid by you. Unless you want to be forced to peddle small amounts of drugs for life you better not ask them for favors. They don't give anything away for free.
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I'm testifying and staying put.  I got rougher friends than they do




You too.
Everyone knows some bad motherfuckers. Chances are you dont know any motherfucker bad enough to take on the mafia. You think people are going to back you up in a fucking gang war that you started?
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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21800010 - 06/12/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If he killed my friend I would testify against him. I probably would do it even if he wasn't my friend.

I probably wouldn't be able to sleep after witnessing something like that anyways, and i would arm myself and just wait until the trial

A murderer shouldn't be allowed to walk free just because i am scared of him


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #21800023 - 06/12/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They arnt hells angels, and its not some casual friendship. They grew up with them.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21800044 - 06/12/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You're going to see your friend, Like always. You chill with him. Sit on the couch, have fun. Everything as usual, then you have to take a piss...

You hear someone kicking down the door of your friend's house. You open just a crack of the bathroom door to see what's going on. 10 feet away you ee a guy wearing gang colors and he stabs your friend multiple time and runs away. You call the cops, you freak out. Your friend is dead. You think about his mom and sisters, you panic, you cry etc. The most frustrating part of it all is, you don't know why he was killed, but there is no doubt he was the intended target

Then you describe the guy to the cops, they find him, they put him in a line up, you ID him no problem. Then you learn he's a high ranking member of a prominent gang that spreads out all over the country.

The thing is. The cops haen't found the murder weapon. They know without a doubt that he did it, but the only way he's gonna go to prison for the rest of his life is if your testify against him in court.

Of course, the second you testify, you become a target and you have to be sent to witness protection away from everybody you know to start another life. But of course, you can choose to stay where you are. You are a free man after all!

What do you do?




I crack the bathroom door to see what's going on, see him running towards my friend with a knife, draw my pistol and drop him before he harms anyone. I then call the police and let them clean it up and carry on with my life knowing no one but the madman with a knife got hurt. I guess you have to be the victim and wait for police to arrive and clean up the aftermath and then publicly testify in canada since you can't carry.

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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #21800072 - 06/12/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Act like nothing happened, let a chunk of time pass tracking, and some night cut his path and put one in his fucking face.. drink a beer for my bud, go home and go to sleep like its any other night.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21800180 - 06/12/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Of course, the second you testify, you become a target and you have to be sent to witness protection away from everybody you know to start another life.






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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21800213 - 06/12/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Stal, because i wouldn't testify, but i also wouldn't let him walk free.

In the action movie that i like to think my life is, i would kill one of his friends, or his closest family member, and make sure he watches. Realistically though, idk i probably would testify and go into witness protection, kinda guess i voted wrong then.

Would witness protection be somewhat of an upgrade, from middle class life? I feel like a free move and chamge identity would be nice.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21800222 - 06/12/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol, so many hard asses in this thread.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21800243 - 06/13/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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10 feet away you ee a guy wearing gang colors and he stabs your friend multiple time and runs away. You call the cops, you freak out. Your friend is dead. You think about his mom and sisters, you panic, you cry etc. The most frustrating part of it all is, you don't know why he was killed, but there is no doubt he was the intended target

Then you describe the guy to the cops, they find him, they put him in a line up, you ID him no problem. Then you learn he's a high ranking member of a prominent gang that spreads out all over the country.




gtfo. like, yesterday.  i think a bunch of people pointed out that the whole purpose of a triggerman in organized crime is insulation for top dog guys. so testifying really is just throwing your whole life away for no reason.  if you really need revenge, then get some by all means, but not by testifying against an organized crime syndicate.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21800291 - 06/13/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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lol, so many hard asses in this thread.




That's what I was thinking.

Ya I'm sure that's exactly what they'll do. :rolleyes:

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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21800321 - 06/13/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would roll on my back and piss all over myself.



Meh...  I'd tell them I want that job so I could go around and smash peoples knee caps...  Either that or they need to pay me to keep my mouth shut.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: sprinkles]
    #21800324 - 06/13/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I'd tell them I want that job so I could go around and smash peoples knee caps....




Oddly enough I find this a rather fitting profession for you sprink.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21800386 - 06/13/15 01:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I see grown men sob every day, if anyones fit its me.  plus too I can break anything and i mean anything.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21800395 - 06/13/15 01:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not really ok

but dont wanna go through all the trouble wi th the law and.witness protection


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: sprinkles]
    #21800401 - 06/13/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I see grown men sob every day, if anyones fit its me.  plus too I can break anything and i mean anything.



Even my heart?


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21800524 - 06/13/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sammy Gravano is still alive and Henry Hill died of a heart attack at age 69.  The mob isn't very effective at taking out snitches these days, so I'd testify.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enlil]
    #21800609 - 06/13/15 03:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Sammy Gravano is still alive and Henry Hill died of a heart attack at age 69.  The mob isn't very effective at taking out snitches these days, so I'd testify.




Lawyers can testify but Doctors cant write their own prescriptions?


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21800836 - 06/13/15 05:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Involving yourself in testimony without even knowing the whole story is sketch.  Friend or not, how do I know the guy didn't deserve to be murdered?  I mean, what if my friend stole $500,000 from this criminal organization?  It's not like he doesn't know the consequences if they end up tracking him down.  I know it sounds callous but IDK, it seems to me if a high-ranking member of a nation-wide criminal empire personally commits a stabbing instead of sending in some low ranking members, or even doing the murder with a gun or something less personal, it's probably serious business.
And if they did that to him I'd be certainly fucked.  Witness Protection sucks from what I understand.  No testimony.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enlil]
    #21800896 - 06/13/15 06:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would leave a annom tip
maybe

Getting caught up in organized crime
thats a risk especially if you fuck someone over


not my business for the usual life of a crime family


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Salomon]
    #21800931 - 06/13/15 06:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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i didnt see a thing.:awesketch:



I'm not putting my life in danger, just because a friend fucked up, got put on a mob hit-list and got killed.

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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Tcm19277]
    #21800964 - 06/13/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Haha, this thread reminded me of my freshman year in college. Had a high school friend start selling coke big time right out the gate. A buddy and I were drinking on dude's couch watching the game all geeked out.

Three huuuuge motherfuckers break down his door (think of the graemlin) and bust in with guns drawn. My buddy looks over and says hey have a beer all non-chalant like this was some normal shit. I look over and raise my beer.

:raisemyglass:

Biggest guy comes over waving his gun like an idiot, big booming voice though, screaming "ARE YOU XYZ?! WHO IS XYZ?? WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!"

My buddy and I look at each other and now there's 3 guns in our faces. I point over at a bedroom. They turn the corner down the hallway, we leave. Next day he's all fucked up over trying to get 10 grand of free cocaine from this fuckin gang, LOL.

Mommy paid the bill :lol:

There's no way I'd finger those guys at the station. I can still remember all three of their faces. Two of them covered their faces after busting down the door so they must've been new.

We never got shit for bouncing though. Maybe he didn't know we were there or was too geeked/paranoid and thought people were in his livingroom. Hah.

Nah guys I'm good, I'd leave it be, I don't need anymore shit. If the cops got us for questioning I wouldn't sing, those were some giant bignigs flying colors, no thanks on that.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Tcm19277]
    #21801004 - 06/13/15 07:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Depends which friend was killed honestly. But if he's one of my friends running with gangs and getting himself killed its pretty safe to say I'm not testifying for him.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enlil]
    #21801010 - 06/13/15 07:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Sammy Gravano is still alive and Henry Hill died of a heart attack at age 69.  The mob isn't very effective at taking out snitches these days, so I'd testify.



But are you willing to leave your live behind to go into protection? Cmon Enlil, I know how much you love the judicial system, could you imagine never practicing law again?


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Adden]
    #21801083 - 06/13/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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But are you willing to leave your live behind to go into protection? Cmon Enlil, I know how much you love the judicial system, could you imagine never practicing law again?



I wouldn't go into protection. After testifying, I might go to dinner, though.

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Three huuuuge motherfuckers break down his door (think of the graemlin) and bust in with guns drawn. . .



Of course, none of this actually happened.  This is just another one of your fantasy stories you love to tell.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Tcm19277]
    #21801115 - 06/13/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

snitches don't get stitches. They belong in ditches.  My friend said they have prisons just for those people.  The main one being in florida.  If they go to a regular prison and tell others where they were housed before, they know they're rats.

rats and child molesters.  they just need to be dealt with  :crymeariver:


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enlil]
    #21801248 - 06/13/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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But are you willing to leave your live behind to go into protection? Cmon Enlil, I know how much you love the judicial system, could you imagine never practicing law again?



I wouldn't go into protection. After testifying, I might go to dinner, though.

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Three huuuuge motherfuckers break down his door (think of the graemlin) and bust in with guns drawn. . .



Of course, none of this actually happened.  This is just another one of your fantasy stories you love to tell.





No, and no. Quit trolling me. Not cool.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Adden]
    #21801278 - 06/13/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd let him walk free and kill him as he leaves the courthouse.


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