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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21800321 - 06/13/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would roll on my back and piss all over myself.



Meh...  I'd tell them I want that job so I could go around and smash peoples knee caps...  Either that or they need to pay me to keep my mouth shut.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: sprinkles]
    #21800324 - 06/13/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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sprinkles said:
I'd tell them I want that job so I could go around and smash peoples knee caps....




Oddly enough I find this a rather fitting profession for you sprink.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21800386 - 06/13/15 01:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I see grown men sob every day, if anyones fit its me.  plus too I can break anything and i mean anything.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21800395 - 06/13/15 01:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not really ok

but dont wanna go through all the trouble wi th the law and.witness protection


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: sprinkles]
    #21800401 - 06/13/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I see grown men sob every day, if anyones fit its me.  plus too I can break anything and i mean anything.



Even my heart?


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21800524 - 06/13/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sammy Gravano is still alive and Henry Hill died of a heart attack at age 69.  The mob isn't very effective at taking out snitches these days, so I'd testify.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enlil]
    #21800609 - 06/13/15 03:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Sammy Gravano is still alive and Henry Hill died of a heart attack at age 69.  The mob isn't very effective at taking out snitches these days, so I'd testify.




Lawyers can testify but Doctors cant write their own prescriptions?


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Patlal]
    #21800836 - 06/13/15 05:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Involving yourself in testimony without even knowing the whole story is sketch.  Friend or not, how do I know the guy didn't deserve to be murdered?  I mean, what if my friend stole $500,000 from this criminal organization?  It's not like he doesn't know the consequences if they end up tracking him down.  I know it sounds callous but IDK, it seems to me if a high-ranking member of a nation-wide criminal empire personally commits a stabbing instead of sending in some low ranking members, or even doing the murder with a gun or something less personal, it's probably serious business.
And if they did that to him I'd be certainly fucked.  Witness Protection sucks from what I understand.  No testimony.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enlil]
    #21800896 - 06/13/15 06:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would leave a annom tip
maybe

Getting caught up in organized crime
thats a risk especially if you fuck someone over


not my business for the usual life of a crime family


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Salomon]
    #21800931 - 06/13/15 06:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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i didnt see a thing.:awesketch:



I'm not putting my life in danger, just because a friend fucked up, got put on a mob hit-list and got killed.

Snitches get stitches (or worse)


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Tcm19277]
    #21800964 - 06/13/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Haha, this thread reminded me of my freshman year in college. Had a high school friend start selling coke big time right out the gate. A buddy and I were drinking on dude's couch watching the game all geeked out.

Three huuuuge motherfuckers break down his door (think of the graemlin) and bust in with guns drawn. My buddy looks over and says hey have a beer all non-chalant like this was some normal shit. I look over and raise my beer.

:raisemyglass:

Biggest guy comes over waving his gun like an idiot, big booming voice though, screaming "ARE YOU XYZ?! WHO IS XYZ?? WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!"

My buddy and I look at each other and now there's 3 guns in our faces. I point over at a bedroom. They turn the corner down the hallway, we leave. Next day he's all fucked up over trying to get 10 grand of free cocaine from this fuckin gang, LOL.

Mommy paid the bill :lol:

There's no way I'd finger those guys at the station. I can still remember all three of their faces. Two of them covered their faces after busting down the door so they must've been new.

We never got shit for bouncing though. Maybe he didn't know we were there or was too geeked/paranoid and thought people were in his livingroom. Hah.

Nah guys I'm good, I'd leave it be, I don't need anymore shit. If the cops got us for questioning I wouldn't sing, those were some giant bignigs flying colors, no thanks on that.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Tcm19277]
    #21801004 - 06/13/15 07:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Depends which friend was killed honestly. But if he's one of my friends running with gangs and getting himself killed its pretty safe to say I'm not testifying for him.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enlil]
    #21801010 - 06/13/15 07:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enlil said:
Sammy Gravano is still alive and Henry Hill died of a heart attack at age 69.  The mob isn't very effective at taking out snitches these days, so I'd testify.



But are you willing to leave your live behind to go into protection? Cmon Enlil, I know how much you love the judicial system, could you imagine never practicing law again?


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Adden]
    #21801083 - 06/13/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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But are you willing to leave your live behind to go into protection? Cmon Enlil, I know how much you love the judicial system, could you imagine never practicing law again?



I wouldn't go into protection. After testifying, I might go to dinner, though.

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Three huuuuge motherfuckers break down his door (think of the graemlin) and bust in with guns drawn. . .



Of course, none of this actually happened.  This is just another one of your fantasy stories you love to tell.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Tcm19277]
    #21801115 - 06/13/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

snitches don't get stitches. They belong in ditches.  My friend said they have prisons just for those people.  The main one being in florida.  If they go to a regular prison and tell others where they were housed before, they know they're rats.

rats and child molesters.  they just need to be dealt with  :crymeariver:


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Enlil]
    #21801248 - 06/13/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enlil said:
Quote:

Ganga Lova said:
But are you willing to leave your live behind to go into protection? Cmon Enlil, I know how much you love the judicial system, could you imagine never practicing law again?



I wouldn't go into protection. After testifying, I might go to dinner, though.

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Dys said:
Three huuuuge motherfuckers break down his door (think of the graemlin) and bust in with guns drawn. . .



Of course, none of this actually happened.  This is just another one of your fantasy stories you love to tell.





No, and no. Quit trolling me. Not cool.


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Re: You are the sole eye witness to a mob hit. What do you do? [Re: Adden]
    #21801278 - 06/13/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd let him walk free and kill him as he leaves the courthouse.


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