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would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole
#21797969 - 06/12/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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if there was a glory hole and u were 100% guaranteed that A. u won't get ur dick chopped off or anything and B. u wouldn't get an STD cuz it'd just be jacked off,
would u if it was guaranteed to be a chick?
what if it was guaranteed to be a guy?
what if it was a random choice of either?
also, if ur a lady would u get ur pussy jacked off with fingers through a glory hole?
also, have u ever seen a glory hole before?
intelligently discuss
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle] 8
#21797974 - 06/12/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 1
#21797981 - 06/12/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's not what you have done in a glory hole
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods] 9
#21797984 - 06/12/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.
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Edited by koods (06/12/15 03:11 PM)
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods] 1
#21797988 - 06/12/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.
i'm giving multiple scenarios here
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21797989 - 06/12/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Boooo its not that bad but..loading.. maybe.. if it was hot girl like august ames n I get drugs+sex+9999$ moneyz
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21797991 - 06/12/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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koods said: Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.
i'm giving multiple scenarios here
there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21797992 - 06/12/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.
QFT
Sheekle, is business slow at the glory hole or something? Tryna get new customers?
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods] 1
#21797994 - 06/12/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Sheekle said:
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koods said: Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.
i'm giving multiple scenarios here
there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.
theres hella porns of it
u guys r trashing the thread
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
#21797995 - 06/12/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said:
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koods said: Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.
QFT
Sheekle, is business slow at the glory hole or something? Tryna get new customers?
Probably. He's jacking them off while everyone else is using their mouf.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica] 3
#21797999 - 06/12/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't trust glory holes. I can't help but think the person at the other end might do something evil like bend your dick on the hole and now you have a boomerang for a dick
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Hayoxp]
#21798000 - 06/12/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey man. You should use real words if you're going to cap it with "intelligently discuss".

On the gloryhole thing I'd say no... Haha... I don't know its just weird man
Edit: how can this thread be trashed??? Redundant
( Shroomery spell check recognizes gloryhole only as two words) haha
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798003 - 06/12/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:
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koods said:
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Sheekle said:
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koods said: Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.
i'm giving multiple scenarios here
there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.
theres hella porns of it
u guys r trashing the thread
Yeah. And everyone has a 7+ inch dick, cums buckets, and gets blown by the pizza guy. Is that last one true, Pizza guy?
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Oeric McKenna]
#21798008 - 06/12/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oeric McKenna said: Hey man. You should use real words You should not be sheekle if you're going to cap it with "intelligently discuss".
Fixed.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
#21798016 - 06/12/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh HARSH though
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Oeric McKenna]
#21798021 - 06/12/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheek knows I love him.
And if he doesn't then I'm not putting his penis in my mouth ever again.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: blackhawk]
#21798022 - 06/12/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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blackhawk said: I don't trust glory holes. I can't help but think the person at the other end might do something evil like bend your dick on the hole and now you have a boomerang for a dick
You guys are all taking this out of context. I said as a pre-requisite for this scenario it would be 100% guaranteed that your dick won't be harmed.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
#21798030 - 06/12/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said:
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Oeric McKenna said: Hey man. You should use real words You should not be sheekle if you're going to cap it with "intelligently discuss".
Fixed.
you guys are being trsh. literally everything about my OP is 100% coherent to anyone that knows "u" = "you"
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798034 - 06/12/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It could be a fat chick for all I care, as long as it's definitively a chick and no stds like you said, I'd do it.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21798039 - 06/12/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SirShroomsAlott said: It could be a fat chick for all I care, as long as it's definitively a chick and no stds like you said, I'd do it.
good, i'm glad
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21798042 - 06/12/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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U isnt even a word, its a vowel. I was 90% percent sure you were drunk and trying to recite the alphabet backwards.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798046 - 06/12/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh. Then still my answer is no.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798057 - 06/12/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: if there was a glory hole and u were 100% guaranteed that A. u won't get ur dick chopped off or anything and B. u wouldn't get an STD cuz it'd just be jacked off,
would u if it was guaranteed to be a chick?
what if it was guaranteed to be a guy?
what if it was a random choice of either?
also, if ur a lady would u get ur pussy jacked off with fingers through a glory hole?
also, have u ever seen a glory hole before?
intelligently discuss
Sheekle, couldn't you have better things to do than sit around and think of such things?
From my perspective intimate relationships pay off a lot more in the long run, opposed to random/ casual sex.
You're sharing your DNA with these people man!
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: HalluciNate]
#21798062 - 06/12/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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What's the percentage that Sheekle is behind the glory hole before I choose my answer?
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica] 2
#21798090 - 06/12/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you see a pair of fingers and not a pair of lips... 100%
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798095 - 06/12/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Then why yes, yes I would engage in hole glorifications
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica] 2
#21798099 - 06/12/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should enjoy it he's a top notch jack offer.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: HalluciNate]
#21798135 - 06/12/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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HalluciNate said: From my perspective intimate relationships pay off a lot more in the long run, opposed to random/ casual sex.
You're sharing your DNA with these people man!
True,
But what if u were about to jack urself off in 10 mins, and someone was right there on the other side of the glory hole to do it for u
mite as well right
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798148 - 06/12/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think this is what you're looking for, sheeks:
http://listings.cruisingforsex.com/united-states/connecticut-826/
There's even one in your home town 
You probably already know that.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798164 - 06/12/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahaha wtf people meet up in random toilets like that
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798168 - 06/12/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: I think this is what you're looking for, sheeks:
http://listings.cruisingforsex.com/united-states/connecticut-826/
There's even one in your home town 
You probably already know that. 
The question is why the fuck do you know that have you partaken?
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798176 - 06/12/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The park and ride toilet got four out of five stars!
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798185 - 06/12/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yes.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798211 - 06/12/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: hahaha wtf people meet up in random toilets like that
Yes. Glory holes are real.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798227 - 06/12/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah but they're not always in toilets like set up in advance like that
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: TNK]
#21798229 - 06/12/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Yes. 
good im glad
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798240 - 06/12/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: yeah but they're not always in toilets like set up in advance like that
What do you think they cover the holes with a poster like it's Shawshank prison?
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798244 - 06/12/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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HalluciNate said: From my perspective intimate relationships pay off a lot more in the long run, opposed to random/ casual sex.
You're sharing your DNA with these people man!
True,
But what if u were about to jack urself off in 10 mins, and someone was right there on the other side of the glory hole to do it for u
mite as well right
I don't really do that at all these days.... 
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798333 - 06/12/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.
i'm giving multiple scenarios here
there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.
theres hella porns of it
u guys r trashing the thread
There's a lot of porns of women fucking the delivery driver or the guy that stopped to help her with her car or something too.. That shit just doesn't happen in real life.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798335 - 06/12/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods you're fucking killing me in this thread
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#21798433 - 06/12/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: There's a lot of porns of women fucking the delivery driver or the guy that stopped to help her with her car or something too.. That shit just doesn't happen in real life.
That's all irrelevant, I made this thread with hypothetical scenarios.
P.S, chicks use glory holes at places like swingers clubs btw
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21798447 - 06/12/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Sheekle said:
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i'm giving multiple scenarios here
there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.
theres hella porns of it
u guys r trashing the thread
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21798463 - 06/12/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Shroomslip said: There's a lot of porns of women fucking the delivery driver or the guy that stopped to help her with her car or something too.. That shit just doesn't happen in real life.
That's all irrelevant, I made this thread with hypothetical scenarios.
P.S, chicks use glory holes at places like swingers clubs btw
You can't go to a swingers club alone, so try again.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798476 - 06/12/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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But he can bring you, sweetheart.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
#21798494 - 06/12/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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so has anyone ever seen a glory hole? If so where?
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
#21798496 - 06/12/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why would someone go to a swingers club with their dad. That's messed up bro.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798504 - 06/12/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why do girls yell out "Oh Daddy" during sex?
The world may never know.
Spoiler, it's daddy issues, that's why
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798520 - 06/12/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.
i'm giving multiple scenarios here
there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.
Lesbian Glory Holes
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21798553 - 06/12/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Plus if Sheekle WAS your son you would never admit it publicly.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica] 1
#21798560 - 06/12/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Honestly I wouldnt either
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21798968 - 06/12/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i would, guy or girl. not bothered as long it feels good 
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: daz01] 1
#21798991 - 06/12/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's not the would or wouldn't Bhodi was referring to.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods] 1
#21799023 - 06/12/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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They should do a double blind study on all the homo haters to see if they can tell a male mouth from a female mouth,
and then fuck them over by making the same dude blow them twice
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
#21799047 - 06/12/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sure why not? Wish there was a dick sucker at the corner store from my house. Get some head. Smoke a cig. Go to work. I ain't bashful.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Enjoywho]
#21799418 - 06/12/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Koods is always right and his posts are on time. Sheekle, well, his posts are always
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: azur] 1
#21799431 - 06/12/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You guys suck.
I seriously question myself sometimes, because I like to think I make just as many meaningful and well thought-out posts as I do aimlessly silly ones.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21799440 - 06/12/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your track record would seriously contest that.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21799455 - 06/12/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You guys suck.
I seriously question myself sometimes, because I like to think I make just as many meaningful and well thought-out posts as I do aimlessly silly ones.

Don't listen to the haters, sheeks. Ur gr8.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21799466 - 06/12/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I'd say you're on par to equal.
But even your shit posts are funny shit posts, that's why I was upset I was ignored
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#21799470 - 06/12/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21799718 - 06/12/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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There was a glory hole set up at burning man one of the years that I went. There was also a bathroom on a park on 33rd in Vancouver BC with a public washroom that had an obvious patch in the stall, presumably from repairing a glory hole.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: PDU] 1
#21800459 - 06/13/15 01:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's nothing glorious about a glory hole.
It should be called a Shame Orifice.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica] 2
#21800501 - 06/13/15 02:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ur wrong
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21800508 - 06/13/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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What if you both walk out at the same time and you make eye contact with dude who blew you, as your load dribbles down his lower lip.
Do you immediately make out with him?
Or wtf do you say in that situation.
Or is there an unwritten rule that one party has to wait a certain amount of time to leave so no one is seen together.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21800509 - 06/13/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: blackhawk]
#21800519 - 06/13/15 02:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My experience with one of them glory holes isn't too positive.
I saw one while pissing at a truck stop and the hole went "pssst, stick it through..." I had been on the road for over a week so I thought why the fuck not. So i made it hard and stuck it through.
Like I said I had been on the road for over a week so woman, man, whatever, I didn't care as long as I didnt found out. Boy did I find out allright.
I feel my dick getting grabbed and then this asshole (it was a guy it turned out) stuck a knitting pin all the way through my cock. I screamed so hard! Then the toilet door was opened an in comes this Meat Loaf type. I try to get out but my dick was stuck because of the fucking knitting pin on the other side.
I Went No No No and that fat bastard elbowed me in the kidneys four times, pinned me to the wall and then, well, he sorta raped my ass prison style. Yea.
When he was done he stole my wallet, flushed my toilet and left. I was stuck there sodomized, trapped by a one foot skewer through my fucking dick going Help Help and Aaargh Aaargh.
The first guy who came in took one look and ran. I was bleeding like a pig on the other end.
It took almost an hour and a half before someone freed me.
I'm never sticking my dick through a hole again. Its lost its allure for me.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Asante]
#21800534 - 06/13/15 02:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My experience with one of them glory holes isn't too positive.
I saw one while pissing at a truck stop and the hole went "pssst, stick it through..." I had been on the road for over a week so I thought why the fuck not. So i made it hard and stuck it through.
Like I said I had been on the road for over a week so woman, man, whatever, I didn't care as long as I didnt found out. Boy did I find out allright.
I feel my dick getting grabbed and then this asshole (it was a guy it turned out) stuck a knitting pin all the way through my cock. I screamed so hard! Then the toilet door was opened an in comes this Meat Loaf type. I try to get out but my dick was stuck because of the fucking knitting pin on the other side.
I Went No No No and that fat bastard elbowed me in the kidneys four times, pinned me to the wall and then, well, he sorta raped my ass prison style. Yea.
When he was done he stole my wallet, flushed my toilet and left. I was stuck there sodomized, trapped by a one foot skewer through my fucking dick going Help Help and Aaargh Aaargh.
The first guy who came in took one look and ran. I was bleeding like a pig on the other end.
It took almost an hour and a half before someone freed me.
I'm never sticking my dick through a hole again. Its lost its allure for me.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
#21800535 - 06/13/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: What if you both walk out at the same time and you make eye contact with dude who blew you, as your load dribbles down his lower lip.
Do you immediately make out with him?
Or wtf do you say in that situation.
Or is there an unwritten rule that one party has to wait a certain amount of time to leave so no one is seen together.
i dunno, i only fuck with high-class glory holes none of that truck stop BS
i've got a solid connect bro
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
#21800556 - 06/13/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: There's nothing glorious about a glory hole.
It should be called a Shame Orifice.
Nah they should be right below the coffee machine at the corner store. Damn coffee and a dick sucking before work. I think I'll bring my business back.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Enjoywho]
#21800568 - 06/13/15 02:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nobody's getting their dick sucked. He's taking about getting jerked off at a glory hole. Hypothetically.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21800570 - 06/13/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante's story is fiction to deter kids from oral sex. Propanagda.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21800573 - 06/13/15 02:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psh glory holes are for dick sucking let's be real now.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Enjoywho]
#21800580 - 06/13/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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its all hypothetical. In this scenario there are women who jack Dudes off in glory holes.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21800584 - 06/13/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Weak why isn't she using her mouth. Shit I can jack myself off better than she can I guarantee it.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21800586 - 06/13/15 02:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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maybe you should man the booth then
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21800587 - 06/13/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I always thought handjobs we're stupid why the fuck would I want someone else to do something I've been perfecting the art of since like age 12.
Women don't know how to handle a dick. I've had mine my whole life. I've had so many women do stupid shit and be like "Mmm does that feel good baby" and I just look at them with a straight face like.. No not really.
I bet guys fuck way better than girls. They have penises themselves so they know what feels good. I bet girls fuck girls way better too.
I wish I could be attracted to a man some times being gay seems so much better
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Hivemind. I said the same shit a few seconds after. Just more elaborate and also more gay
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Enjoywho]
#21800591 - 06/13/15 03:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I agree. It's like going to MacDonalds for a salad. You can make a better one at home. Meanwhile, you'll never be able to make a proper Big Mac at home — no matter how flexible you are.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21800596 - 06/13/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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All of this handy work, dick-sucking banter makes me wonder if we're all just really missing out..
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Detached]
#21801266 - 06/13/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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pp cumhrt
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21801285 - 06/13/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Intelligently discuss 
Is Jurassic Park so bad you decided to say "pp cumhrt"
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
#21801295 - 06/13/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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didnt end up goin this mornin my cousins never went who were gonna bring me
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#21801301 - 06/13/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I dont think I could cum getting jacked off thru a gloryhole like that. I never understood gloryholes for that matter. If you wanted to blow a ton of dewds or get sucked off really fast why is there a need for a wall. None of this is appealing to me. Infact it sounds like horrible. Jacked off thru a gloryhole
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#21801319 - 06/13/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So it's anonymous
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#22850872 - 02/01/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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trashy thread
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#22850885 - 02/01/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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Why do you always bump old ass threads?
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: OhMrJohnson] 1
#22850891 - 02/01/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
OhMrJohnson said: Why do you always bump old ass threads?
obviously he's been giving this subject a lot of consideration.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#22850984 - 02/01/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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Glory holes seem lame.
I want RAW primal, moaning Fucking til were both cumming
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: SunnyD] 1
#22851083 - 02/01/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats...aggressive.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: TheGreenArrow] 1
#22851123 - 02/01/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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Honestly, I'd probably be down.
for head not jacked off.
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: TheMovement]
#22851128 - 02/01/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#22851585 - 02/01/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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People are to trusting to let people touch there dick. Hell i won't let my dick go in any womans mouth. Seriously there's teeth and shit in there, fuck that. All it takes is for me to make one wrong comment and bye bye penis. No thanks. Glory holes are a hole nother level of whore. FUCK ALL THAT!!
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
#22851714 - 02/01/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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does anybody know any sluts in the Long Island or NY metro area?
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] 1
#22851740 - 02/01/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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LuSiD enthusiast said: People are to trusting to let people touch there dick. Hell i won't let my dick go in any womans mouth. Seriously there's teeth and shit in there, fuck that. All it takes is for me to make one wrong comment and bye bye penis. No thanks. Glory holes are a hole nother level of whore. FUCK ALL THAT!!
what would u possibly say to a girl giving u head that u'd expect them to bite ur dick off for?
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