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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21799718 - 06/12/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There was a glory hole set up at burning man one of the years that I went. There was also a bathroom on a park on 33rd in Vancouver BC with a public washroom that had an obvious patch in the stall, presumably from repairing a glory hole.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: PDU] * 1
    #21800459 - 06/13/15 01:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There's nothing glorious about a glory hole.

It should be called a Shame Orifice.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica] * 2
    #21800501 - 06/13/15 02:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ur wrong


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21800508 - 06/13/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What if you both walk out at the same time and you make eye contact with dude who blew you, as your load dribbles down his lower lip.

Do you immediately make out with him?

Or wtf do you say in that situation.

Or is there an unwritten rule that one party has to wait a certain amount of time to leave so no one is seen together.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21800509 - 06/13/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: blackhawk]
    #21800519 - 06/13/15 02:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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My experience with one of them glory holes isn't too positive.

I saw one while pissing at a truck stop and the hole went "pssst, stick it through..." I had been on the road for over a week so I thought why the fuck not. So i made it hard and stuck it through.

Like I said I had been on the road for over a week so woman, man, whatever, I didn't care as long as I didnt found out.
Boy did I find out allright.

I feel my dick getting grabbed and then this asshole (it was a guy it turned out) stuck a knitting pin all the way through my cock. I screamed so hard! Then the toilet door was opened an in comes this Meat Loaf type. I try to get out but my dick was stuck because of the fucking knitting pin on the other side.

I Went No No No and that fat bastard elbowed me in the kidneys four times, pinned me to the wall and then, well, he sorta raped my ass prison style. Yea.

When he was done he stole my wallet, flushed my toilet and left. I was stuck there sodomized, trapped by a one foot skewer through my fucking dick going Help Help and Aaargh Aaargh.

The first guy who came in took one look and ran. I was bleeding like a pig on the other end.

It took almost an hour and a half before someone freed me.

I'm never sticking my dick through a hole again. Its lost its allure for me.

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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Asante]
    #21800534 - 06/13/15 02:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

My experience with one of them glory holes isn't too positive.

I saw one while pissing at a truck stop and the hole went "pssst, stick it through..." I had been on the road for over a week so I thought why the fuck not. So i made it hard and stuck it through.

Like I said I had been on the road for over a week so woman, man, whatever, I didn't care as long as I didnt found out.
Boy did I find out allright.

I feel my dick getting grabbed and then this asshole (it was a guy it turned out) stuck a knitting pin all the way through my cock. I screamed so hard! Then the toilet door was opened an in comes this Meat Loaf type. I try to get out but my dick was stuck because of the fucking knitting pin on the other side.

I Went No No No and that fat bastard elbowed me in the kidneys four times, pinned me to the wall and then, well, he sorta raped my ass prison style. Yea.

When he was done he stole my wallet, flushed my toilet and left. I was stuck there sodomized, trapped by a one foot skewer through my fucking dick going Help Help and Aaargh Aaargh.

The first guy who came in took one look and ran. I was bleeding like a pig on the other end.

It took almost an hour and a half before someone freed me.

I'm never sticking my dick through a hole again. Its lost its allure for me.

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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21800535 - 06/13/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
What if you both walk out at the same time and you make eye contact with dude who blew you, as your load dribbles down his lower lip.

Do you immediately make out with him?

Or wtf do you say in that situation.

Or is there an unwritten rule that one party has to wait a certain amount of time to leave so no one is seen together.



i dunno, i only fuck with high-class glory holes none of that truck stop BS

i've got a solid connect bro


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21800556 - 06/13/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
There's nothing glorious about a glory hole.

It should be called a Shame Orifice.




Nah they should be right below the coffee machine at the corner store. Damn coffee and a dick sucking before work. I think I'll bring my business back. :lol:


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21800568 - 06/13/15 02:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nobody's getting their dick sucked. He's taking about getting jerked off at a glory hole. Hypothetically.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21800570 - 06/13/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Asante's story is fiction to deter kids from oral sex. Propanagda.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21800573 - 06/13/15 02:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Psh glory holes are for dick sucking let's be real now.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21800580 - 06/13/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

its all hypothetical. In this scenario there are women who jack
Dudes off in glory holes.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21800584 - 06/13/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Weak why isn't she using her mouth. Shit I can jack myself off better than she can I guarantee it.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21800586 - 06/13/15 02:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

maybe you should man the booth then :cookiemonster:


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21800587 - 06/13/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I always thought handjobs we're stupid why the fuck would I want someone else to do something I've been perfecting the art of since like age 12.

Women don't know how to handle a dick. I've had mine my whole life. I've had so many women do stupid shit and be like "Mmm does that feel good baby" and I just look at them with a straight face like.. No not really.

I bet guys fuck way better than girls. They have penises themselves so they know what feels good. I bet girls fuck girls way better too.

I wish I could be attracted to a man some times :frown: being gay seems so much better
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Enjoywho said:
Weak why isn't she using her mouth. Shit I can jack myself off better than she can I guarantee it.




Hivemind. I said the same shit a few seconds after. Just more elaborate and also more gay


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21800591 - 06/13/15 03:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I agree. It's like going to MacDonalds for a salad. You can make a better one at home. Meanwhile, you'll never be able to make a proper Big Mac at home — no matter how flexible you are.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21800596 - 06/13/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

All of this handy work, dick-sucking banter makes me wonder if we're all just really missing out..


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Detached]
    #21801266 - 06/13/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

pp cumhrt


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21801285 - 06/13/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Intelligently discuss :rolleyes:

Is Jurassic Park so bad you decided  to say "pp cumhrt"


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