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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21798042 - 06/12/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

U isnt even a word, its a vowel. I was 90% percent sure you were drunk and trying to recite the alphabet backwards.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798046 - 06/12/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh. Then still my answer is no.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798057 - 06/12/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
if there was a glory hole and u were 100% guaranteed that A. u won't get ur dick chopped off or anything and B. u wouldn't get an STD cuz it'd just be jacked off,

would u if it was guaranteed to be a chick?

what if it was guaranteed to be a guy?

what if it was a random choice of either?

also, if ur a lady would u get ur pussy jacked off with fingers through a glory hole?

also, have u ever seen a glory hole before?


intelligently discuss



Sheekle, couldn't you have better things to do than sit around and think of such things?:confused2:

From my perspective intimate relationships pay off a lot more in the long run, opposed to random/ casual sex.:yesnod:

You're sharing your DNA with these people man!:facepalm:


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21798062 - 06/12/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What's the percentage that Sheekle is behind the glory hole before I choose my answer?


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica] * 2
    #21798090 - 06/12/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you see a pair of fingers and not a pair of lips... 100%


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21798095 - 06/12/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Then why yes, yes I would engage in hole glorifications


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica] * 2
    #21798099 - 06/12/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You should enjoy it he's a top notch jack offer.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21798135 - 06/12/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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HalluciNate said:
From my perspective intimate relationships pay off a lot more in the long run, opposed to random/ casual sex.:yesnod:

You're sharing your DNA with these people man!:facepalm:



True,

But what if u were about to jack urself off in 10 mins, and someone was right there on the other side of the glory hole to do it for u

mite as well right


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798148 - 06/12/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I think this is what you're looking for, sheeks:

http://listings.cruisingforsex.com/united-states/connecticut-826/

There's even one in your home town :cookiemonster:

You probably already know that. :facepalm:


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Edited by koods (06/12/15 03:47 PM)


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21798164 - 06/12/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha wtf people meet up in random toilets like that


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21798168 - 06/12/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I think this is what you're looking for, sheeks:

http://listings.cruisingforsex.com/united-states/connecticut-826/

There's even one in your home town :cookiemonster:

You probably already know that. :facepalm:




The question is why the fuck do you know that have you partaken?


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798176 - 06/12/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The park and ride toilet got four out of five stars!


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21798185 - 06/12/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes. :awesomenod:


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798211 - 06/12/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
hahaha wtf people meet up in random toilets like that




Yes. Glory holes are real.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21798227 - 06/12/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah but they're not always in toilets like set up in advance like that


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: TNK]
    #21798229 - 06/12/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
Yes. :awesomenod:



good im glad


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798240 - 06/12/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
yeah but they're not always in toilets like set up in advance like that




What do you think they cover the holes with a poster like it's Shawshank prison?


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798244 - 06/12/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

HalluciNate said:
From my perspective intimate relationships pay off a lot more in the long run, opposed to random/ casual sex.:yesnod:

You're sharing your DNA with these people man!:facepalm:



True,

But what if u were about to jack urself off in 10 mins, and someone was right there on the other side of the glory hole to do it for u

mite as well right



I don't really do that at all these days.... :super:

:lol:


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798333 - 06/12/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

koods said:
Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.



i'm giving multiple scenarios here



there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.



theres hella porns of it

u guys r trashing the thread



There's a lot of porns of women fucking the delivery driver or the guy that stopped to help her with her car or something too.. That shit just doesn't happen in real life.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21798335 - 06/12/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

koods you're fucking killing me in this thread
:rofl2:


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