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InvisibleSheekle
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would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole
    #21797969 - 06/12/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

if there was a glory hole and u were 100% guaranteed that A. u won't get ur dick chopped off or anything and B. u wouldn't get an STD cuz it'd just be jacked off,

would u if it was guaranteed to be a chick?

what if it was guaranteed to be a guy?

what if it was a random choice of either?

also, if ur a lady would u get ur pussy jacked off with fingers through a glory hole?

also, have u ever seen a glory hole before?


intelligently discuss


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle] * 8
    #21797974 - 06/12/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Threads trash


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #21797981 - 06/12/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's not what you have done in a glory hole :facepalm:


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods] * 9
    #21797984 - 06/12/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Edited by koods (06/12/15 03:11 PM)


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods] * 1
    #21797988 - 06/12/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.



i'm giving multiple scenarios here


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21797989 - 06/12/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Boooo :thumbdown: its not that bad but..loading.. maybe.. if it was hot girl like august ames n I get drugs+sex+9999$ moneyz


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21797991 - 06/12/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

koods said:
Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.



i'm giving multiple scenarios here



there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods]
    #21797992 - 06/12/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.



QFT

Sheekle, is business slow at the glory hole or something? Tryna get new customers?


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: koods] * 1
    #21797994 - 06/12/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

koods said:
Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.



i'm giving multiple scenarios here



there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.



theres hella porns of it

u guys r trashing the thread


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21797995 - 06/12/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

koods said:
Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.



QFT

Sheekle, is business slow at the glory hole or something? Tryna get new customers?




Probably. He's jacking them off while everyone else is using their mouf.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica] * 3
    #21797999 - 06/12/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't trust glory holes. I can't help but think the person at the other end might do something evil like bend your dick on the hole and now you have a boomerang for a dick


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21798000 - 06/12/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hey man. You should use real words if you're going to cap it with "intelligently discuss".

:cookiemonster:

On the gloryhole thing I'd say no...
  Haha... I don't know its just weird man


Edit:  how can this thread be trashed???  Redundant

( Shroomery spell check recognizes gloryhole only as two words) haha


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798003 - 06/12/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

koods said:
Also... It Is GUARANTEED to be a guy.



i'm giving multiple scenarios here



there is no scenario where a lady is on the other side of a glory hole.



theres hella porns of it

u guys r trashing the thread




Yeah. And everyone has a 7+ inch dick, cums buckets, and gets blown by the pizza guy. Is that last one true, Pizza guy?


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #21798008 - 06/12/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Oeric McKenna said:
Hey man. You should use real words You should not be sheekle if you're going to cap it with "intelligently discuss".





Fixed.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21798016 - 06/12/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh HARSH though


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #21798021 - 06/12/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sheek knows I love him.

And if he doesn't then I'm not putting his penis in my mouth ever again.


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: blackhawk]
    #21798022 - 06/12/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blackhawk said:
I don't trust glory holes. I can't help but think the person at the other end might do something evil like bend your dick on the hole and now you have a boomerang for a dick



You guys are all taking this out of context. I said as a pre-requisite for this scenario it would be 100% guaranteed that your dick won't be harmed.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21798030 - 06/12/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

Oeric McKenna said:
Hey man. You should use real words You should not be sheekle if you're going to cap it with "intelligently discuss".





Fixed.



you guys are being trsh. literally everything about my OP is 100% coherent to anyone that knows "u" = "you"


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: Sheekle]
    #21798034 - 06/12/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It could be a fat chick for all I care, as long as it's definitively a chick and no stds like you said, I'd do it.


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Re: would u get ur dick jacked off in some glory hole [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21798039 - 06/12/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
It could be a fat chick for all I care, as long as it's definitively a chick and no stds like you said, I'd do it.



good, i'm glad


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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