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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21795968 - 06/12/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Every girl I met on tinder either fucked on the first, or second day.

One girl held it in until the third day and gave me the worst blowjob of my life, if you saw my post about beating off onto her face and then going to eat and play video games.

Just wrap it up fam.

You's probably gonna fuck my friend. Don't push it on her though, lots of pervy guys on tinder, but LOTS of horny girls on tinder, as Beta as it is, you should wait for her to make the first move, if she doesn't and is a lil bitch then you make the first move anyways, but really, the only thing that can fuck you up is acting creepy, avoid being a creep at alkk cost.s


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21795970 - 06/12/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck man, u got 60 cans of bud light, you wont even be able to drink them all, whats funny is I live where ab products are made, and Everyone use to drink bud light, a lot still do, that used to be there #1 seller here, i'm not sure if it still is thought


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Imperfect Iam]
    #21795975 - 06/12/15 03:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Just wrap it up fam.




No way this bitch has more STDS than me, but I ain't having no fucking money sucking kids. :laugh:

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You's probably gonna fuck my friend. Don't push it on her though, lots of pervy guys on tinder, but LOTS of horny girls on tinder, as Beta as it is, you should wait for her to make the first move, if she doesn't and is a lil bitch then you make the first move anyways, but really, the only thing that can fuck you up is acting creepy, avoid being a creep at alkk cost.s




I'll play it smoooooth, smooth as a baby gorilaz ass.
I know how to play the chill game, get that girl so thirsty she just jumps ontop me a slurpin.

I'm not actually a horny dude, I thought I was asexual for awhile but then I realized it was just heroin.
More excited about the fact I now can replenish my weed supply in town and maybe they have cool drug dealer friends?

Oh shit, does this make me a scum bag?

Fuck it. Smh.


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Imperfect Iam]
    #21795980 - 06/12/15 03:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah man, I got like a bookshelf full of Bud fucking Light.

I've done my best not to torture myself with it, mostly because it is mormon beer so it is weaker % than normal, but I finally started cracking em today.


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21795982 - 06/12/15 03:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21795985 - 06/12/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Morman beer???? Fuck are brewerie is in the hood!

U could take a chick from here home with ya, open up that cooler full of bud light, get a few in her, and you would almost guaranteed to be getting laid!


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21795987 - 06/12/15 03:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Imperfect Iam said:
Fuck man, u got 60 cans of bud light, you wont even be able to drink them all




Did you not go to highschool or something? not insulting your intellgience just a lot of cheap beer was drank in high shcool

That's not even enough for a small party bro. He won't drink them tonight but I can knock down 12 bud lights before I even get like actually DRUNK, it's only 5 percent.
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Bro I love jager, pop that shit and take a shot with me brother.

I got TWO different Jager shirts I won at bars playing darts. the other playing cornhole, the same day, they wouldn't let me play the other games since I won twice fucking cunts.

They also gave me one Large/XL shirt Idk what size for sure.

Anyone wear big close and want a Jagermeister shirt?


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Imperfect Iam]
    #21795989 - 06/12/15 03:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I'm currently in the morman state.
And this bitch is underage, think its chill?

Im a bum with no whip and she got a car so :shrug:
Im sure they will throw the book at me tho if she gets caught MIP/MIC

Pop a shot Psycho- I'm right here drinking with ya buddy!!
:cheers:


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21795991 - 06/12/15 03:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
Quote:

Just wrap it up fam.




No way this bitch has more STDS than me, but I ain't having no fucking money sucking kids. :laugh:

Quote:

You's probably gonna fuck my friend. Don't push it on her though, lots of pervy guys on tinder, but LOTS of horny girls on tinder, as Beta as it is, you should wait for her to make the first move, if she doesn't and is a lil bitch then you make the first move anyways, but really, the only thing that can fuck you up is acting creepy, avoid being a creep at alkk cost.s




I'll play it smoooooth, smooth as a baby gorilaz ass.
I know how to play the chill game, get that girl so thirsty she just jumps ontop me a slurpin.

I'm not actually a horny dude, I thought I was asexual for awhile but then I realized it was just heroin.
More excited about the fact I now can replenish my weed supply in town and maybe they have cool drug dealer friends?

Oh shit, does this make me a scum bag?

Fuck it. Smh.





Dude when I had my opi addiction I LVOED giving bitches the dope dick, I'd do enough dope so it was hard to cum but I still could and this bitch would ride me for hours like a nympho she was it was fucking amazing. best sex I've ver had was on dope.I could last for like 2 hours of her riding me like an animal.

She was a total nympho, she would always whisper shit like "You better be ready for more in ten minutes baby"

Too bad that girl was fucking bat shit crazy. also idk if you know what frisbee golf is but I sent her to the hospital by hitting her in the head with a driver off the drive.. Cracked her face open reall good she needed stitches, i was laughing so fucking hard.
We didn't even break up but when people asked what happened before  she could answer I'd say that I beat her and ask them if they want some of it too lmao.

She rode my dick like a rodeo bull though, best sex i've had to date was on heroin.


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3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21795993 - 06/12/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
Yeah I'm currently in the morman state.
And this bitch is underage, think its chill?

Im a bum with no whip and she got a car so :shrug:
Im sure they will throw the book at me tho if she gets caught MIP/MIC

Pop a shot Psycho- I'm right here drinking with ya buddy!!
:cheers:




How underage ? and how old are you? whats the age difference?

ugh, i hate hot 100, but i'll pop that shot for you. I used to love the stuff but like I said... St patties day. cheers mother fucker


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21795996 - 06/12/15 04:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Heroin dick ain't got shit on meth sex.

Meth sex is the dirtiest, nastiest, kinkiest, sex I have ever had.

I mean literally like four hours plus of just fucking, fucking her, her fucking me, and then like an hour long flex period of me trying my best to nuttt during the come down and then BAM its the greatest orgasm eva

She is 19 I am 22

Cheers fam!


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21796013 - 06/12/15 04:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Y'all niggers suck at keeping a young blood company while he gets shit faced.

:elmo:


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21796018 - 06/12/15 04:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yager stories... yep I got'm..


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21796022 - 06/12/15 04:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I drink all my alcohol with water.

It's already cancer on it's own, I don't need throat cancer and my stomach lining fucked.


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: TNK]
    #21796023 - 06/12/15 04:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Imperfect Iam said:
Fuck man, u got 60 cans of bud light, you wont even be able to drink them all




Did you not go to highschool or something? not insulting your intellgience just a lot of cheap beer was drank in high shcool

That's not even enough for a small party bro. He won't drink them tonight but I can knock down 12 bud lights before I even get like actually DRUNK, it's only 5 percent.
Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
Y'all niggers suck at keeping a young blood company while he gets shit faced.

:elmo:




My internet went down fam I took two shots of hot one hundered and now I got some whiskey in my coffee because it's 6:30 am. I forgot the brand but I mentioned it earlier lemme look you still awake my homie?


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21796026 - 06/12/15 04:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeh liquor in coffee is tha way to go :yesnod:

imma go do that now


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21796027 - 06/12/15 04:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Evan Willams. I think that's whiskey maybe bourbon idk we didn't have any baileys for my coffee so i substituted evan willams, finishing my nastey ass pinocolada premade mix no one in the house will drink then moving on to the coffee and eating some left over jucy lucys that I made.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
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Sheekle said:
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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21796029 - 06/12/15 04:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wanna go get cigs but after all my medical bills I can't afford anything at all. I only have like 54 cents left.. makes me real fckin sad. I don't smoke but damn when I'm drunk I'll smoke anything.. but i'm too drive to drunk and the conviences store is a mile away and my roommates are asleep. fuck mang,


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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21796033 - 06/12/15 04:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
i'm too drive to drunk and the conviences store is a mile away and my roommates are asleep. fuck mang,




TOO DRIVE TO DRUNK

NOT EVEN ONCE

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Re: Beer Canned, VS Bottles? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21796035 - 06/12/15 04:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ive never driven drunk in my life, nor do I plan too man.

I REALLY want a cig though, everytime I fucking get drunk. My roommate wakes up at like 8 but he usually flies out the door before I catch him...
Not many homeless people lingering at 6 am to cop a cig for 50 cents either im just fucked.

I'm craving so hard i wann smoke them half smoked buts in the ash tray but that's gross and seeing how I quit I don't wanna do that, if ima smoke ima smoke right ya dig.


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