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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21797996 - 06/12/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OP was so fucked that he thought he was going to jail. What was fucking him you say? Hmm, probably some sort of stim or maybe a high THC sativa


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21798100 - 06/12/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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ok shroomery im not about to go in to detail at this moment but just be aware if I don't log on and tell yall what the fuck is going on im fucked and im going to prison. watch yalls back peace love  mother fuckers.




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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Patlal]
    #21798114 - 06/12/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Must of answered that guy who was PMing people for shrooms yesterday.

"Where's the shrooms bruh, my dealers asleep bruh"


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21798115 - 06/12/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OP should have given us name and birthday so we could look them up and send them goodies on the inside.

I know that's what I'm gonna do if I get locked up again, I'll let yall know so you can find me and send me shitty hatemail
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Must of answered that guy who was PMing people for shrooms yesterday.

"Where's the shrooms bruh, my dealers asleep bruh"



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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21807337 - 06/14/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ok guys you mother fuckers are crazy to start off with . this will be a long write but it was pretty intense for me at the moment. sorry i haven't been around a couple of days. i skipped town for a bit but now im back. ok heres the story.




Thursday night i was chillen and dosed some b+ my buddy was telling me to do the caps and nothing but because he wanted to know if they were stronger. some i get out 3.5 dose and go chill out to some xbox one. while playing some dying light i was out of my mind. the caps definitely kicked my ass. i was having a good fucking time here at my apartment by myself. then out of nowhere mid trip i here something pop and then rain sound. i looked at my window and i couldn't even see out of it. i rush to my livingroom window and it wasn't even raining . i was totally mind fucked at this point. i run out side and see water just pouring out of a pipe by my window that is connected to the building. i was like fuck! turned around and noticed three cop cars running with there lights off. my heart sunk. i have heard about this shit before . they fake these leaks to get you out of the place so they can technically gain entry. well at least in my head i was caught. its not the fact that i was tripping . more of the fact that i had a quarter pound of mushrooms in my apartment lol. as i began to act like i didn't notice i rushed quickly to my door and closed it behind me. all this shit ran through my head. i could have swore i heard someone behind me trying to get me. like why was those cops there ? did someone know i had these mushrooms here? were they there because i was being to loud? i couldn't make sense of it. now keep in mind i was mid trip and i was frying off my ass.. i didn't know what to do once i got in side. i didn't think i made it obvious that i had saw them there. i ran into my grow area and started trying to get rid of shit. but where. it was way to much shit to flush. i was fucked in my head. i knew that if they had a search warrant they would have just kicked the door in but in my drug induced mind they were on their way to go get one because there little plan didn't work. i called my girl. and she sorta calmed me down about a lot of shit. i had already wrote this post at this point. the cops were trying to look into my windows shining lights. i had no idea what the fuck was going on. i layed on the floor just thinking about prison. and about how my name was going to be all over the news and i would lose everything i cared about. it was a really sobering experience. as i was laying on the floor i heard the cops turning the door knob. i almost wanted to say fuck off that they had no right to be trying to just come in but i was so fucking scared out of my mind. so about 2 hours later i stop hearing everything. no cops no banging out side. i could see where one cop was parked . i could barley see the Tahoe. it sat out there for another 30 minutes after that. i finally started to come down to the point that i had a plan. i snuck outside check all side of my building and everything was quite . i then proceeded to take the next hour dismantling and throwing away everything from my grow op. i got everything but my mushie out of the apartment. it sucks because my grow was headed for a killer second flushes. i wrote this post because i wanted to at least say goodbye to you guys. most of you guys are cool as shit. i know you guys are gonna clown on me but i don't care. that night changed my fucking life guys. im gonna lay low for a bit.  and just to add im still at a loss at why the water line broke. i mean really becuae that shit was still leaking when i had left out of town that morning..


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21807348 - 06/14/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So basically you flipped out & got super paranoid. Has happened to me on shrooms before as well.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21807359 - 06/14/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

dude idk what happened that night. i honestly hope that's all it was :lookoverthere:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21807362 - 06/14/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Drugs are not worth losing your freedom for.  Not only that, but having a drug charge (especially a felony drug charge) will limit your options later in life.  Good luck and i wish you the best.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: sprinkles]
    #21807371 - 06/14/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

thanks man.and yea that's what was mainly running through my head. i have some really good things going on in my life


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21807471 - 06/14/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you haven't been arrested yet you are not likely to have a problem unless you gave some to a snitch.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21807519 - 06/14/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's strange. I wonder what happened.. Maybe they had the wrong door?..


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21807603 - 06/14/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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So basically you flipped out & got super paranoid.




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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Ran-D]
    #21807613 - 06/14/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's a little more than just being paranoid if three units roll up to hang out..


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Amanita86]
    #21807987 - 06/14/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

From what I understood it was in front of an apartment complex or some sort of building...I could be wrong though.

I don't blame OP for getting paranoid. I get the same way when I see the blue lights flashing while tripping even if I know it has nothing to do with me. I just don't understand what would make him think that the cops were after him because he had a little shroom grow going and a baggie full of dried ones. Unless he was selling them of course...Or running his mouth off to people that he grows them.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21808031 - 06/14/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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From what I understood it was in front of an apartment complex or some sort of building...I could be wrong though.

I don't blame OP for getting paranoid. I get the same way when I see the blue lights flashing while tripping even if I know it has nothing to do with me. I just don't understand what would make him think that the cops were after him because he had a little shroom grow going and a baggie full of dried ones. Unless he was selling them of course...Or running his mouth off to people that he grows them.





there is only 2 people who know i grow them and one lives 350 miles away . i just freaked out because of how much time i could have gotten. imagine if i would have opened the door bro. im just counting my lucky stars. i live in an apartment and i came home early the other day and they were in my apartment fixing some lines. i showed up and jumped their asses for not calling me first. that was one of the main reasons for freaking out . im just glad my worst nightmare didn't come true. and i thank yall for responding. even if some of yall were clowing haha. i guess i can add this one to one of my crazy life stories  :waitwhat:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21808069 - 06/14/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That sounds like straight up drug-induced paranoia... I've never heard of a cop tricking someone by fucking with their gutters to get them outside.

But they were trying to look in your windows? Was your apartment the only one they were showing interest in?

They could have been responding to a possible break-in or suspicious activity.. Hard to say. I would have went outside and asked what the fuck was going on... if I wasn't tripping my ass off


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Detached]
    #21808357 - 06/14/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol most definitely bro. that's the only reason I didn't. but lets say you were not tripping. but had 15 years of prison In a bag in your apartment. you go out there ..they have ever right to go in and make sure you are not the one breaking in. or the guy isn't in your apartment. trust me dude riding it out was the best thing I could have done


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21808425 - 06/14/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
From what I understood it was in front of an apartment complex or some sort of building...I could be wrong though.

I don't blame OP for getting paranoid. I get the same way when I see the blue lights flashing while tripping even if I know it has nothing to do with me. I just don't understand what would make him think that the cops were after him because he had a little shroom grow going and a baggie full of dried ones. Unless he was selling them of course...Or running his mouth off to people that he grows them.





there is only 2 people who know i grow them and one lives 350 miles away . i just freaked out because of how much time i could have gotten. imagine if i would have opened the door bro. im just counting my lucky stars. i live in an apartment and i came home early the other day and they were in my apartment fixing some lines. i showed up and jumped their asses for not calling me first. that was one of the main reasons for freaking out . im just glad my worst nightmare didn't come true. and i thank yall for responding. even if some of yall were clowing haha. i guess i can add this one to one of my crazy life stories  :waitwhat:




Right on. I'm happy your worst nightmare didn't happen either.
I live in a condo where if anything inside my place goes wrong while I'm not home, the building manager is allowed to come in here without notice.

In fact it just happened last month when my water heater broke and flooded my place. For that reason I can't grow mushrooms here (or anything else illegal). Thankfully I'm in the process of selling this place and move into a house. I can't wait. :smile:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21808428 - 06/14/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The shined lights into your apartment because you ran outside saw cops driving by, probably for an unrelated matter and immediately ran inside after seeing them. That's suspicious as fuck. If you've ever going to talk to cops at your house you want to do exactly that, they tried to do a "talk and knock" at my house once and that's all I did was open the door, step outside, and close the door behind me. They don't have a warrant in those moments, but they hope that when you open the door they can see a reason to enter, but if you're not a silly fucker with your house and have everything at least away from the front door, if not somewhat hidden they can't do shit.

If they had a warrant they we're going to kick down your door anyways so running inside was pointless.

But, you we're trippin' so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21808444 - 06/14/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You made a good decision. I've tossed mushrooms for a lot less. One time mescaline had me believing mushrooms were evil and I composted at least a pound of cyans mid trip.


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