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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: KamelToeRodeo]
    #21796107 - 06/12/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Didn't mean to offend you bro. And yea ..i don't average 71 post a dat like some people here . Lol



What's up n00B, I like your name.  What are you about?


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: KamelToeRodeo]
    #21796109 - 06/12/15 05:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lmao I like how you can tell by my typos how much drunker i'm getting as time goes by hahaha.

Nature you the shit, but yo're a terrible influence lemme tell you dat.
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No burgers. It was almost exclusively shit food. Pork chops was one of the very few things that even sounded appetizing. The one and only exception was when it was sausage with red beans and rice day. The rice and beans weren't that great, but the sausage was good. Then again it's kinda hard to fuck up sausage.



yeah we had dirty rice too, I think there was "meat" in it, but I'm not sure, it was one of the best meals you could get just because it was filling.

Once a month we got fried chicken but I never aate it, not to be racist but the black folks would trade 4 items for a hot tray of it, we got two trays a hot and a cold, cold was veggies fruit butter and bread, hot was the meal and maybe some beans, or potatoes or grits, so I sold my shit everytime for those for soups, and then on days people didn't like dinner I could sell my soup for a hot AND cold dinner tray, fried chicken day was my fave day of the month.

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Didn't mean to offend you bro. And yea ..i don't average 71 post a dat like some people here . Lol



nah didn't offend me, i gave you a five as a benefit of the doubt you weren't gonna troll me as a welcome to the forums. I finished my contract and had a whole week off of work so all i been doin' is gettin fucked up and shooting the shit with my homies.

Welcome to shroomery even though I'm 21 posts late. I know I look 16 and that's cool to say but some people seriously report and harrass me for looking like I do .


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: KamelToeRodeo]
    #21796113 - 06/12/15 05:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Dude didn't you post a pic on pic of pubbers thread? Bro you look about 16. Lol no disrespect but you do lol




I'd post my mugshots (got two, got locked up twice over dumb shit) missed a court date, and once for my actual charge which was dropped but it took 90 days to see a court room to get it dropped.

But If I did that you'd find out too much about me, pretty sure its got the last 4 of my social, my birthday, and my parnets name if you try hard enough so I'm not about that

plus i aint gotta prove shit to nobody, a lot of people like me here, less people hate me, but the haterrs are the motivators son,


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21796116 - 06/12/15 05:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I remember all to well trading good stuff for massive amounts of less desirable food.. :lol: You're always fucking hungry in jail so you tend to fill up when you can, or the smart person does anyways. I could trade one bowl of cereal for an entire weeks worth of vegetables/lima beans. Trade a few bowls and I was never hungry. Those bowls of cereal don't do shit anyways. Once I got trustee status and started being the one delivering trays and shit I could walk away with 9 bowls of cereal.

Jail is fun in some ways. It's not a place I'd want to be, but for some stupid reason I still have nostalgia about it. Good life experience. Really makes you appreciate freedom.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21796125 - 06/12/15 05:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh for sure, people don't care for shit about their beans / veggies / fruit,

I can get fruits and veggies for like 2 weeks for one thing of soup just mix those in with my already had soup and I was eatin good as fuck

You are ALWAYS hungry in jail even when you got a hustle you gotta ration that shit out.

My 3 days in prison waiting to get sent to jail (no room, i was picked up closer to the prison, idk why) we're WAY WAY better, got twice if not 3 times the food, and it didn't taste too bad.


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21796200 - 06/12/15 06:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

County jail isnt so bad. Its like a shitty little vacation. We called our burrito/bricks breaks or brakes. Im not sure how you spell it. We also had drinks called roxies which was like coffee and crystal light and cool aid mixed with hot cinnamon candy balls and jolly ranchers. When the back of the tv remote control broke off someone used a deodorant label as tape to hold the batteries in. Someone filled trash can bags with water to use as dumbbells for curls. People are resourceful.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21796411 - 06/12/15 08:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
Some steak action (I like my steak blue, it's not under cooked, you just have a vagina if you think it's under cooked)





Dude, no offense, but I think we both know you like your steak blue because it makes you feel cool.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Amanita86]
    #21796437 - 06/12/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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OP you should learn to play poker if you don't know how to play. Just play some online poker before you are booked in.

Also eat a massive meal before you go to jail and make sure you are sleepy so that you can just lay down and sleep through the first night easily.



No, spades is what you need to know.  And you dose up dextro and melatonin..  "TRAYS!!"... and you have to stay above the sheets during day time :crankey:.. fuck jail..




When I went to jail we mostly played cribbage. I'm a pretty damn good cribbage player now. :lol:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21796582 - 06/12/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Where is OP???:popcorn:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #21796666 - 06/12/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Where is OP???:popcorn:



Probably in the klink.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Amanita86]
    #21796982 - 06/12/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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KamelToeRodeo said:
Didn't mean to offend you bro. And yea ..i don't average 71 post a dat like some people here . Lol



What's up n00B, I like your name.  What are you about?





Lol wud up. I'm no noob. I have been at this for a little but now. I have some grows under my belt. I just don't post that much .


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: KamelToeRodeo]
    #21797266 - 06/12/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So wattagwan in this thread?


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21797819 - 06/12/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

thread started with the intent to get some attention. Look at me!!! ......bye


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21797851 - 06/12/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck all the jailfood recipes I think kitty might actually be in jail. :feelsbadman:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21797869 - 06/12/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nobody wants that, but details would have made it a thread useful to op other than attention.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21797871 - 06/12/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah? So why fuck the recipes. We'd be helping him out if he got a chance to read them.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21797905 - 06/12/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
Yeah? So why fuck the recipes. We'd be helping him out if he got a chance to read them.


I think Kittie is a girl but we all should get together and write a jailhouse cookbook.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21797918 - 06/12/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Jail Food and stoner college kid food aren't that different.

My cell was bigger than most dorm rooms, too.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: shLong]
    #21797953 - 06/12/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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shLong said:
Jail "burritos"  :homerdrool:

I always said I'd make one when I got out, but never did..
Take a large plastic bag.
Crush up 3 bags if flaming hot cheetos
And 2 bags of jalapeño chips.
Take 2 slim jims and cut tiny pieces
Throw the shit in to said plastic bag.
Get super hot water and slowly add to bag
Knead the water in to the crumb/slim jim mix until it's a thick paste consistency.
Flatten the mixture into a rectangle about 1/2" to 3/4" inch thick..
cut bag open to expose the concoction.
Add cheezewhiz or nacho cheese on the top from the comercery

There ya have it. Jail "burritos"
Bonus points if you eat it with nacho cheese doritos (if your local jail carries them)

Every cell block has the best burrito chef.. Find him and make friends with immediately







is this real?  this is amazing.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: memes]
    #21797958 - 06/12/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

As a fellow institutionalized man, yes, it is indeed real. We did make shit like that.

I posted a few "burrito/brick/spread/i forgot the other name" recipes as well.

They don't taste as bad as they sound, I still eat some of them on the outside from time to time.


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