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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795773 - 06/12/15 01:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Can someone point to me to this post of 85 dollar eighths?



A friend of a friend told me about it in the pics thread.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21795777 - 06/12/15 01:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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OP you should learn to play poker if you don't know how to play. Just play some online poker before you are booked in.

Also eat a massive meal before you go to jail and make sure you are sleepy so that you can just lay down and sleep through the first night easily.



No, spades is what you need to know.  And you dose up dextro and melatonin..  "TRAYS!!"... and you have to stay above the sheets during day time :crankey:.. fuck jail..


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Amanita86]
    #21795787 - 06/12/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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When I was like 14 a on dial up AOL someone send me a midi file or whatever they were back then and it was this woman blowing a horse and OMG this horse fucking nutted all up in her mouth.. I shit you not, it was like 8 oz of horse cum that came out of her mouth :rofldrunk:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: shLong]
    #21795789 - 06/12/15 01:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Probably the 1st video I ever downloaded... Good times :vaped:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: shLong]
    #21795793 - 06/12/15 01:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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When I was like 14 a on dial up AOL someone send me a midi file or whatever they were back then and it was this woman blowing a horse and OMG this horse fucking nutted all up in her mouth.. I shit you not, it was like 8 oz of horse cum that came out of her mouth :rofldrunk:




Dude, I'm about to go to bed. Now I'm gonna have wet dreams about this shit.


I posted that picture in the wrong thread :facepalm:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Ran-D]
    #21795803 - 06/12/15 01:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:
My bad.. Want me to delete?


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21795810 - 06/12/15 02:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nah this is what you call destiny.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Ran-D] * 1
    #21795823 - 06/12/15 02:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So I Googled woman blowing horse to see if I could find that video again.. Wow... Wow.. Fucking wow.. Big mistake.. I found a page with like 200 videos of women fucking horses. This Internet thing is out of control.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: shLong]
    #21795824 - 06/12/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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So I Googled woman blowing horse to see if I could find that video again.. Wow... Wow.. Fucking wow.. Big mistake.. I found a page with like 200 videos of women fucking horses. This Internet thing is out of control.



You should probably stop internetting if you don't know better than to just google stuff like that..

You're gonna fuck up and wind up on the FBI's watch list.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: shLong] * 6
    #21795827 - 06/12/15 02:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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So I Googled woman blowing horse to see if I could find that video again.. Wow... Wow.. Fucking wow.. Big mistake.. I found a page with like 200 videos of women fucking horses. This Internet thing is out of control.





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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795830 - 06/12/15 02:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You're gonna fuck up and wind up on the FBI's watch list.




Like I said, destiny.

I had no idea horse fucking was an FBI priority though.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Ran-D]
    #21795834 - 06/12/15 02:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
You're gonna fuck up and wind up on the FBI's watch list.




Like I said, destiny.

I had no idea horse fucking was an FBI priority though.



It's not but if you don't know "woman blowing horse" is gonna get a page of 200 videos of women blowing horses imagine what else you could find yourself in.



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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795839 - 06/12/15 02:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I just didn't realize that so many women actually literally fucked horses...

I thought that video was a rare find and it really stood out to me....
Today I learned :themoreyouknow:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: shLong]
    #21795842 - 06/12/15 02:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So women fucking horses is a thing?


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Amanita86]
    #21795844 - 06/12/15 02:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A big thing :rimshot:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21795846 - 06/12/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

...are you here to tell me horses are getting laid more often than me too?  This is getting comical.


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21795848 - 06/12/15 02:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you wanna feel even lower, eels are probably getting laid more than you. I've stumbled across enough of those videos while looking up normal porn to know that it must not be uncommon. There's a lot of weird shit out there.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21795849 - 06/12/15 02:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Guess it pays to be a stud :rimshot:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Amanita86] * 3
    #21795851 - 06/12/15 02:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i wonder if theres some dude who go to prison just to rape people.
like "im gonna get so much man pussy":creepylurker:


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Re: IM SO FUCKED IM GOING TO JAIL [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795856 - 06/12/15 02:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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If you wanna feel even lower, eels are probably getting laid more than you. I've stumbled across enough of those videos while looking up normal porn to know that it must not be uncommon. There's a lot of weird shit out there.



Eels,..alright I'm calling bullshit (even though the smart person in me knows to back off this bet)


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