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Onlinerxb
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i woke up - now what * 3
    #21795434 - 06/11/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it seems like i blacked out

i have a disc in my hand and a score card from golf

im banned from my favorite website.

the last thing i remember was having a stroke while i had a siezure

and my feet are black and cold.

i just had a wet dream, somehow it involved trents anus.

i cant remember where my keys are.

are you my mommy?


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[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Re: i woke up - now what [Re: rxb]
    #21795457 - 06/11/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

go to bed


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Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
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Re: i woke up - now what [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21795462 - 06/11/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

See if you shat in the bed and check the fridge for dead hooker that's how you know it was a good dose.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Onlinerxb
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Re: i woke up - now what [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21795464 - 06/11/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
go to bed




seems legit


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->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <-

. i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications)

[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Re: i woke up - now what [Re: rxb]
    #21795608 - 06/12/15 12:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hella ironic


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Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: i woke up - now what [Re: Amanita86]
    #21795622 - 06/12/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

hello this is the world


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Re: i woke up - now what [Re: Salomon]
    #21795673 - 06/12/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The world is hella bright..


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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