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InvisibleshLong
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I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week. (evolved in to a "help me,we're not having sex" thread) * 2
    #21795184 - 06/11/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:ahahaha:

Not quite sure what to make of that... I suppose I jerked it enough during puberty to never get backed up enough, and after that I was able to get laid enough to handle it, I suppose..

I guess with the pregnancy and baby, I haven't been meeting my quota and shLong n da boyz decided they've had enough...

Moral of the story, if you like sex, don't ever have a fucking baby :bored:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795193 - 06/11/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have them every once in a while when I don't empty myself for a bit, they're always kind of annoying TBH. The dreams are never really specific or anything, just random abstract sexual associations then I wake up and have to change my boxers then go back to sleep.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21795200 - 06/11/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I fingered a strange woman's asshole as she was hiding from the police and then butt fucked her :lol:

Dreams are fucking weird :confused:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21795215 - 06/11/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Was it an actual wet dream or just a sex dream? I get sex dreams all the time, I love getting them, they always feel absolutely real. When else am I going to be able to bang super models and A list actresses.

As for your "moral of the story" portion. It doesn't really get any better.. :nonono:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795227 - 06/11/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I nutted.. So wet dream..

I've had sex once since the Packers bye week last year... I think their bye week was in October :bored:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21795233 - 06/11/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ive been trying for a wet dream my entire life. Its something Ive never accomplished...but Im still trying.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21795246 - 06/11/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When I have a girl over I'll fuck them when we're both half asleep. Theyll wake up. Or just insert myself inside them snuggling.

As for wet dreams I've never had one. I'm 24.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Enjoywho] * 7
    #21795253 - 06/11/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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When I have a girl over I'll fuck them when we're both half asleep




:awewtf:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21795263 - 06/11/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nom Nom Nom. We supposed to be sleeping. It's great try it some time. There aways like yum. Yummy.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21795285 - 06/11/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Can't say I've ever had wet dream kudos to you though


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21795292 - 06/11/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I guess morning wood doesn't count but it sure feels good when you drain that pee boner. :shrug:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Grim767]
    #21795294 - 06/11/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's not that I wanted one :crankey:
I'd much rather be fucking 'taken care of'... But her priorities are obviously elsewhere.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795351 - 06/11/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

LOL that explains the dream then

i mean, non-LOL that's too bad. hell-damn double damn!


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21795379 - 06/11/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

All my dreams are wet dreams.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21795395 - 06/11/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You must have some heavily stained covers.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21795396 - 06/11/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm just playing ya buddy I have never had a wet dream.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21795399 - 06/11/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I guess it's time for more of the ol 5 knuckle shuffle. :lol:

We went from sex like 3-5 times a week to fucking nothing at all...

At first I was all like 'eh, it'll pass I'm sure'.. Then the days, then weeks, then months start rolling past and it's like WTF...

I've been getting pretty salty actually... Been decent about it and everything.. Haven't been being a dick or anything, but now that I think about it, I think I'm starting to develop a grudge of some sort.
Then I feel guilty and selfish for feeling like that and then that makes me feel shitty.
I've brought it up once and she says she's just not in the mood ever and that our priorities must be different now since the baby is here... She's 100% mom and co-parent and I'm just the co-parent, too, in her eyes or something.

I still have a sex drive and I guess she doesn't see that, or if she does, doesn't care.
I don't know if I'm out of line or being selfish, but I feel like in order to be the best mom and dad for Opal we need to be good partners, too..
Kind of feel like I'm way far back on the back burner.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795417 - 06/11/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Give it time, but if she doesn't shift mind sets as the baby becomes independent of her care then you need to assert your place as that babies father.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21795421 - 06/11/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am that baby's father... I want to be my lady's lover again


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795425 - 06/11/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yeah, that's what I meant to say. :hehehe:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21795436 - 06/11/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Nom Nom Nom. We supposed to be sleeping. It's great try it some time. There aways like yum. Yummy.



Haha! Dude my fucking sides hurt from laughing so hard off this site :rofl2:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795440 - 06/11/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:ohnowaitokay:

Harsh place to be, shlong. From what I understand, physical intimacy after giving birth is something you have to work harder at--it's not like the easy "click" that happens usually when you're in the whirlwind of sexual attraction

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I am that baby's father... I want to be my lady's lover again




If you talk about it again, mention this line...because it's golden
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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795446 - 06/11/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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I fingered a strange woman's asshole as she was hiding from the police and then butt fucked her :lol:

Dreams are fucking weird :confused:




Which female  member was it. ... .


:ifyoucanawe:

Or member with a wig on.

:notsureif:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795467 - 06/11/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I still get teh sex after baby. It did take a while though..


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: eira]
    #21795470 - 06/11/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

@ trekie :lol:
Not sure if I ever dreamt about a female member here.

It was just a random skeezer that let me finger and bang her butt :shrug:




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:ohnowaitokay:

Harsh place to be, shlong. From what I understand, physical intimacy after giving birth is something you have to work harder at--it's not like the easy "click" that happens usually when you're in the whirlwind of sexual attraction

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I am that baby's father... I want to be my lady's lover again




If you talk about it again, mention this line...because it's golden
:happyclaps:




Thanks.. But the thing that gets me is even though she may not be feeling randy, it's not like she can't 'give me a hand' so to speak..
That's the part that gets me. Just kinda feel like WTF... Like she doesn't even give a fuck.

Plus, I saw she watched some porn in the past week or so. (we share a laptop.. I wasn't snooping). That's not a problem in our relationship.. But given the circumstances... It made me think.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795479 - 06/11/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
I guess it's time for more of the ol 5 knuckle shuffle. :lol:

We went from sex like 3-5 times a week to fucking nothing at all...

At first I was all like 'eh, it'll pass I'm sure'.. Then the days, then weeks, then months start rolling past and it's like WTF...

I've been getting pretty salty actually... Been decent about it and everything.. Haven't been being a dick or anything, but now that I think about it, I think I'm starting to develop a grudge of some sort.
Then I feel guilty and selfish for feeling like that and then that makes me feel shitty.
I've brought it up once and she says she's just not in the mood ever and that our priorities must be different now since the baby is here... She's 100% mom and co-parent and I'm just the co-parent, too, in her eyes or something.

I still have a sex drive and I guess she doesn't see that, or if she does, doesn't care.
I don't know if I'm out of line or being selfish, but I feel like in order to be the best mom and dad for Opal we need to be good partners, too..
Kind of feel like I'm way far back on the back burner.






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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795491 - 06/11/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Thanks.. But the thing that gets me is even though she may not be feeling randy, it's not like she can't 'give me a hand' so to speak..
That's the part that gets me. Just kinda feel like WTF... Like she doesn't even give a fuck.

Plus, I saw she watched some porn in the past week or so. (we share a laptop.. I wasn't snooping). That's not a problem in our relationship.. But given the circumstances... It made me think.




When was the last time you did the whole romantic thing, or just went on a date? might be worth it to snap you both out of "parent-mode" and into "lover-mode." Have a family member babysit :cool3:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: eira]
    #21795497 - 06/11/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The new female viagra pill could not be coming out any sooner.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: eira]
    #21795531 - 06/11/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

@ eira
We went out on a nice date like 2 months ago.. (whenever I posted about that awesome steak I had, lol)

Instead of going to pick up the baby I drove home so we could get some alone time (with it pretty much known was for sex)... We started fucking around and I was going down on her and all that and then she gave me a little bit of head... When I tried to transition in to sex she stopped me and said she'd just give me head... So a few mins later I couldn't cum because all I could think about was why we weren't having sex.. So I stopped her, got dressed and went and got the baby...

A couple weeks ago when the baby fell asleep early I took her in the bedroom without prompting and tried getting it going without any prior mention of it (since planning sex is lame and we both agree in that)...
After a bit of making out I started going down on her and the whole time she wasn't in to it at all and seemed bored for lack of a better term...
She then told me to get the lube and get going... That kinds threw me for a loop.. Pretty much wanting to get it over with.... She said she wanted me to hurry before the baby woke up..
I pretty much lost my hard-on right then and that was it...
She says it hurts now (she delivered via c-section btw) and a few other reasons.

The next day I was pretty upset and mentioned it to her.
She said that our priorities must be way different. She said that the baby takes priority now. Also that she feels like we need to reconnect before we have sex again... Not sure what she meant by that.. But yeah...


She has slept on the couch since November since it was more comfortable for her while pregnant.. . And the after the baby, she continued to because she had the baby is a thing in the living room...
It was only until that talk that following day that she's started sleeping with me again...


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795535 - 06/11/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds hot


glad dudes dont get pregnant:smirk:
thats my preferance


but everynow n then theres a girl i bond with i get thee hots for her


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: SunnyD]
    #21795538 - 06/11/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Damn that's why you don't have kids folks.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21795544 - 06/11/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

had my first around last year at 22. they've been happening every few months now.


about half of the time i end up waking before i cum though, for whatever reason. when that happens, i usually get up and jerk one off


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21795546 - 06/11/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Damn that's why you don't have kids folks.



I didn't realize it'd turn in to this, though :sad:
Don't get me wrong, I fucking love the baby and my lady.. But this is rough for me


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795557 - 06/12/15 12:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry to say, but what a bunch of bullshit to tell you, you dont have your priorities right! Like as having sex would somehow hurt the baby or something :crazy2:
I hope you will find out what the real problems are dude:thumbup:

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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: tomnl]
    #21795563 - 06/12/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks..

I think she was saying that her priorities are the baby and mine should be too... Not sex


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong] * 2
    #21795565 - 06/12/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm sure someone is going to dispute or pick apart what I'm about to say, but... Sex life changes after a baby. Things just don't go back to like they used to be. Things are different now and you have to recognize/accept that. Honestly that's the way it should be anyways. If things just went back to how they were, then that would mean neither party is admitting/accepting the fact that it's not just the two of you anymore, and it's not all just about your own personal desires.

It's something to think about and talk over. Planned sex is lame, but there's not a whole lot of room for spontaneity when you have a baby to care for. If you want the intimacy back, you're going to need to make some compromises that you viewed as unacceptable before. Things aren't the same anymore, so you can't treat them as if they are. Over the next 18 years you're going to have to make a lot of adaptions to your life that in any other circumstance you simply wouldn't.

I had my kid pretty young, I had to do a lot of growing up that I just wasn't ready to do at that point in my life, but I had little choice. It was grow up well before I was ready to or abandon my kid just because I found partying to be more important. While I was at home caring for my kid, every single other person my age was out partying and going to clubs and just in general having fun. It was hard to do, and it's still not easy, but someday I just want my son to tell me how he appreciates that I didn't do to him what my parents did to me. All I want is to be a better father to him than mine was to me.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795583 - 06/12/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Good fucking post.

That's where I'm torn, though... I know things are different.. But to be partners, I feel that sex is a vital part of that...
We connect in other ways, but sexuality in a relationship can't be ignored... I know we're not going to be going at it like chimps again, but once in the past 8 months or whatever.. I don't know if that can be sustained long term


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795589 - 06/12/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

After we lost ours in 2012, and having to have a surgical procedure, I didn't want to have sex for months. I was terrified of pain, or just having any thing up there AT ALL. I usually just gave him head during this time because I did feel bad, although he told me it was fine. The first time we had sex it hurt so we stopped. Then waited a few weeks then I jumped his bones. Been fine since.

I can't imagine how a woman would feel after carrying a child full term, and especially delivering via c section. Those hurt extremely bad for a long time I hear.

But, I don't understand the whole "we need to reconnect" statement either
You two should be closer than ever since having the baby. So, I would ask her to explain that.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21795594 - 06/12/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I don't wanna push her away or hurt her or anything...

I just want some semblance of what we had.

I've read tons of forum posts and articles about this and it seems common enough...
I just really don't want this to slip to a point of no return where all intimacy is lost and we're just roommates raising a child.

Again, I don't want to be selfish and inconsiderate... That's the last thing I want....


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21795599 - 06/12/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So shlongs jizzin in his pants dreaming about sodomizing outlaws, and enjoywho is raping girls in their sleep. This is a fun thread. :smile:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Ran-D]
    #21795603 - 06/12/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't claim to understand my dreams :lol:

The last fucking thing I need right now is too ass-finger a bitch on the run :smile:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21795604 - 06/12/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Everyone's different, so I can't tell you what will work or won't for you.

But I honestly can't remember the last time I had sex. Quickie or deep bonding ungodly sex alike. I get sexual attention of course, but it's nothing like what things were before my son was born and it's definitely not an everyday thing. It took a couple years to get used to and there were many fights had before I did. I'm actually okay with how things are now. I'd like a little more, sure but I don't feel like not getting more is any strain or threat to our relationship. I love my wife, I can't imagine living without her. No lack of sex is going to break us apart at this point in our relationship.

I even understand the her not being into it like she used to be completely ruining the times you do get together.. Went through that as well. For the most part it seemed like she was doing it out of some sense of obligation and that just puts off all kinds of bad vibes. I can't imagine ever getting with a prostitute just because of that vibe. I want the woman to be into it as much as I am and if they're not, it's just not even worth it. If I want some disconnected girl only there purely for sexual arousal, there's an endless stream of porn I can use to obtain that.

Overall, things can get better. But they'll only do so once you both realize things are different and you learn how to navigate this entirely new paradigm. Intimacy no longer just happens, you have to make it happen. And making it happen while it still feeling natural is one of the most difficult things to achieve. It'll take work and there will be plenty of failures and frustration along the way. But it'll never happen if you just give up.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795609 - 06/12/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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shLong said:
The last fucking thing I need right now is too ass-finger a bitch on the run :smile:





:loldongs:


Ain't nobody got time for that.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795611 - 06/12/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've never told you this before, but the majority of your posts are spot-on and pretty fucking excellent.
:thumbup:
Thanks for taking the time to write all this out.

I guess I'm in the toughest part of this process right now. Still trying to process and get used to it and trying not to take it personally.... Which, I'll be honest, I definitely am...

Your post(s) have given me something to think on.

I'll give it some more time and maybe try discussing it again (in a mature manner) and see if I can give it another shot when the timing is right.

Thanks again, bud.. Means a lot


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795637 - 06/12/15 01:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I like to help people. It's not very often I have much to offer in the way of wisdom or experience, but when I do I get a great satisfaction from doing so.

Hopefully you find your stride and learn to make things work out to where you're both happy. When I was younger everything was about sex and the thought of not having it seemed an impossibility to live with. I mean who doesn't like it, it's awesome. That caused a lot of our fights. We had many  just over not having sex. But having a deep emotional bond with someone that isn't dependent on having it is so much better. If someone told me that when I was younger I'd probably think they were crazy or just trying to delude themselves into acceptance. Once you have it though, it makes perfect sense.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not by any means telling you to just forget about sex and find something deeper or anything. But if you stick with it through this and find your happiness in this new life, it will be far more rewarding than you ever had before the baby.

Find the time and ability to talk to her about all of this without either of you getting angry. If either of you are getting angry or feeling attacked, just walk away because no further good will come of that conversation. It will only deepen the divide. Just give it some time, 8 months seems like a lot, but with any luck you have at least the next 18 years together to figure this stuff out.

Also remember, once the toughest part is over, it's all downhill. An infant puts a lot more strain on a relationship than a toddler. Even if you two can't figure this out now, it won't be long before things ease up and you will stand a far better chance of it.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
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You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (06/12/15 01:01 AM)


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795640 - 06/12/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You and your wife should go to a therapist or something bro.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21795659 - 06/12/15 01:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This is why guys take up fishing.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21795679 - 06/12/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So they can go all brokeback mountain with their fishing buddies?


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21795693 - 06/12/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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This is why guys take up fishing.



:lolsy:  I found this more funny than you probably intended.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21796072 - 06/12/15 05:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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This is why guys take up fishing.



And I thought I just liked to fish. :lol: shLong I think your old lady is jealous of the bees. There can only be one queen.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21796221 - 06/12/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ive been trying for a wet dream my entire life. Its something Ive never accomplished...but Im still trying.




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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Tybg]
    #21796240 - 06/12/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I guess you finally hit true puberty.:bathtub40lol:


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    #21796250 - 06/12/15 07:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I guess you finally hit true puberty.:bathtub40lol:



Let us know when you hit it assumeing you have a hand free to type. Oh and I had a question in another thread you posted that you were a queen, Would you help me pick out a nice outfit for my sister?


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21796370 - 06/12/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

Hayoxp said:
I guess you finally hit true puberty.:bathtub40lol:



Let us know when you hit it assumeing you have a hand free to type. Oh and I had a question in another thread you posted that you were a queen, Would you help me pick out a nice outfit for my sister?




What? I'm not a queen man, but I'm an existence without gender.. the only reason I follow my lifestyle concerning sexuality with women. well that's me fulfilling my body's duty. My body is a man, so I follow the needs and act like a man. :derp:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21796482 - 06/12/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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When I have a girl over I'll fuck them when we're both half asleep. Theyll wake up. Or just insert myself inside them snuggling.

As for wet dreams I've never had one. I'm 24.



You're so cool bro. Tell me more

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Re: I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week. (evolved in to a "help me,we're not having sex" thread) [Re: shLong]
    #21796495 - 06/12/15 09:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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:ahahaha:

Not quite sure what to make of that... I suppose I jerked it enough during puberty to never get backed up enough, and after that I was able to get laid enough to handle it, I suppose..

I guess with the pregnancy and baby, I haven't been meeting my quota and shLong n da boyz decided they've had enough...

Moral of the story, if you like sex, don't ever have a fucking baby :bored:



It sounds like you guys need counseling/therapy.


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