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InvisibleshLong
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I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week. (evolved in to a "help me,we're not having sex" thread) * 2
    #21795184 - 06/11/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:ahahaha:

Not quite sure what to make of that... I suppose I jerked it enough during puberty to never get backed up enough, and after that I was able to get laid enough to handle it, I suppose..

I guess with the pregnancy and baby, I haven't been meeting my quota and shLong n da boyz decided they've had enough...

Moral of the story, if you like sex, don't ever have a fucking baby :bored:


Edited by shLong (06/11/15 11:51 PM)


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795193 - 06/11/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have them every once in a while when I don't empty myself for a bit, they're always kind of annoying TBH. The dreams are never really specific or anything, just random abstract sexual associations then I wake up and have to change my boxers then go back to sleep.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21795200 - 06/11/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I fingered a strange woman's asshole as she was hiding from the police and then butt fucked her :lol:

Dreams are fucking weird :confused:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21795215 - 06/11/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Was it an actual wet dream or just a sex dream? I get sex dreams all the time, I love getting them, they always feel absolutely real. When else am I going to be able to bang super models and A list actresses.

As for your "moral of the story" portion. It doesn't really get any better.. :nonono:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795227 - 06/11/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I nutted.. So wet dream..

I've had sex once since the Packers bye week last year... I think their bye week was in October :bored:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21795233 - 06/11/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ive been trying for a wet dream my entire life. Its something Ive never accomplished...but Im still trying.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21795246 - 06/11/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When I have a girl over I'll fuck them when we're both half asleep. Theyll wake up. Or just insert myself inside them snuggling.

As for wet dreams I've never had one. I'm 24.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Enjoywho] * 7
    #21795253 - 06/11/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

When I have a girl over I'll fuck them when we're both half asleep




:awewtf:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21795263 - 06/11/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nom Nom Nom. We supposed to be sleeping. It's great try it some time. There aways like yum. Yummy.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21795285 - 06/11/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Can't say I've ever had wet dream kudos to you though


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21795292 - 06/11/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I guess morning wood doesn't count but it sure feels good when you drain that pee boner. :shrug:


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Grim767]
    #21795294 - 06/11/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's not that I wanted one :crankey:
I'd much rather be fucking 'taken care of'... But her priorities are obviously elsewhere.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795351 - 06/11/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

LOL that explains the dream then

i mean, non-LOL that's too bad. hell-damn double damn!


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21795379 - 06/11/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

All my dreams are wet dreams.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21795395 - 06/11/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You must have some heavily stained covers.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21795396 - 06/11/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm just playing ya buddy I have never had a wet dream.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21795399 - 06/11/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I guess it's time for more of the ol 5 knuckle shuffle. :lol:

We went from sex like 3-5 times a week to fucking nothing at all...

At first I was all like 'eh, it'll pass I'm sure'.. Then the days, then weeks, then months start rolling past and it's like WTF...

I've been getting pretty salty actually... Been decent about it and everything.. Haven't been being a dick or anything, but now that I think about it, I think I'm starting to develop a grudge of some sort.
Then I feel guilty and selfish for feeling like that and then that makes me feel shitty.
I've brought it up once and she says she's just not in the mood ever and that our priorities must be different now since the baby is here... She's 100% mom and co-parent and I'm just the co-parent, too, in her eyes or something.

I still have a sex drive and I guess she doesn't see that, or if she does, doesn't care.
I don't know if I'm out of line or being selfish, but I feel like in order to be the best mom and dad for Opal we need to be good partners, too..
Kind of feel like I'm way far back on the back burner.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795417 - 06/11/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Give it time, but if she doesn't shift mind sets as the baby becomes independent of her care then you need to assert your place as that babies father.


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21795421 - 06/11/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am that baby's father... I want to be my lady's lover again


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Re: So, I had my 1st wet dream of my life this week... I'm 32 [Re: shLong]
    #21795425 - 06/11/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yeah, that's what I meant to say. :hehehe:


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