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OfflineBitter Cactus
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What is your first memory?
    #21795083 - 06/11/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What is the earliest memory you have? Discuss.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21795098 - 06/11/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Watching a talking heads music video on tv



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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21795103 - 06/11/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i think i was in a womb but i'm not sure if it was a memory or a hallucination


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Hobozen]
    #21795131 - 06/11/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Getting my hand slammed in a car door in a captain D's parking lot.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Matt87]
    #21795158 - 06/11/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was in the Wisconsin Dells, I was really young, like too young to swim on my own for long, but we've had pools since I was born, so I was always in water and could swim at the time, just not that well.

The hotel we we're at had a slide, but the slide went into the deep end, I went off the slide and couldn't swim all the way back out of the pool, so I basically started to drown and then someone jumped in and got me.

I think I only remember it because it was so traumatic. I don't have any other memories from that age.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Matt87]
    #21795168 - 06/11/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh you mean the first time my dad yelled at me? I think ! was like 1 maybe 1 1/2. Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21795182 - 06/11/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was 3 years old at my Grandma's house in San Diego. Her neighbor had an iguana about 3 feet long and it shit on his arm


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Jack Herer]
    #21795197 - 06/11/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Probably when I was 2 or so. Me and my brother playing in a kiddie pool in my front yard. I had one of those weeble wobble planes and I was "flying it" and then he tried to take it from me, so I hit him in the head with it and pushed him backwards out of the pool.

I didn't recall that memory until I was 18 or older though. I saw pictures of that day and then suddenly remembered the event in pretty clear detail.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21795213 - 06/11/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?




You seem like one of the chill ones


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Hobozen]
    #21795223 - 06/11/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Seeing my first dead body when I was like 6. Honestly I don't remember how old I was. It was my grandpa and we went and it was open casket. That's imprinted on my mind.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Matt87]
    #21795229 - 06/11/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I remember seeing this huge red snake in my dads tool shed. I was so scared i ran to my parents crying and they couldn't find anything. They thought i was 'imagining' things. I still have a phobia of snakes to this day.

My parents said i was around 2 when that happened.

I have other memories but i have never talked to my parents about them so its hard to tell if it was before or after the snake thing.

When i try to remember that far back, its more like a jumble of memories, instead of a chronological order


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21795235 - 06/11/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Agreed about the jumble of memories. Good way to put it.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21795241 - 06/11/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have a few scattered memories of pre-5 years old.

One of them my grandpa let me pump the gas to fill up the truck and I pulled the nozzle out with it still pumping out. I got pretty much 100% drenched in gasoline. My entire body felt like it was on fire. I guess because I was so young my skin was still very sensitive. I was screaming and crying the whole way home.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795252 - 06/11/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I remember being 5 and getting on the bus to my first day at kindergarten. Sitting down cross legged but that's the only memory that implanted from that entire year.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21795264 - 06/11/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Toss up between when I was 3 or 4. Getting a tooth pulled and getting nitrous or something that put me under. I remember the lady telling me to pretend like I'm running through a field of flowers. Then boom I woke up. I remember learning how to ride a bike when I was like 4 clearly. My sister taught me and off I went on the bike no training wheels.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Gorlax]
    #21795282 - 06/11/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Another thing I tried to split 2 speed bumps on a bike I was probably 6. It was right before we left Kent. Got caught up and got 10 stitches in my chin. Fuck that shot I'll never forget I'll never forget it. They said it will sting like a bee. Shooting the numbing agent straight into the wound. Fuck that hurt.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21795289 - 06/11/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Getting in trouble for playing nakey with the girls in kindercare.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Hobozen]
    #21795325 - 06/11/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?




You seem like one of the chill ones



Trust me I yell at other peoples kids. But I still get asked to babysit.:shrug: I think the parents threaten them with me watching them. :lol:


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21795345 - 06/11/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My earliest memory is of when i was 2-3 and i saw myself sitting at a computer screen. I could barely make out the deep bluish color, with what appeared to be mushrooms, in the top left corner. 19 years later and the prophecy came true.

Dreams really do come true people, when i was a kid i dreamt i saw myself posting on the shroomery and i was typing out this exact post.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21795429 - 06/11/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was about 4 years old, fell asleep on the couch in the living room while everyone was watching The Simpsons


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #21795448 - 06/11/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have one memory before preschool of my mom changing my diaper. I must have been 2 or 3, because I went to preschool when I was 4.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #21795533 - 06/11/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"protecting" my mother from a red dragonfly with a little plastic bow n arrow around the age of 2-3.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Psy Baba]
    #21795550 - 06/11/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

a sitter yelling at me because i did something wrong. i have no idea what it was

but the reason i remember it is because she drooled in the middle of it and i burst out laughing, and totally shocked her. she didnt even know what to do :lol:

i was probably 5 or 6


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21795555 - 06/11/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i did a lot of sleep walking as a kid. right around the time i was learning how to use the bathroom, during a sleep walking episode, i opened the bottom drawer of my dresser and  pissed all over my clothes. i woke up in the middle of the episode, being spanked by my father who was unaware at the time i was not awake. he thought i was doing it just because i was a little asshole.  i was, but it was not the motivating factor in this particular case. it's a popular story around the holidays. pretty traumatizing at the time though.


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Re: What is your first memory? [Re: wrestler_az]
    #21795587 - 06/12/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Getting a boner from touching my moms titty when I was around a year old. Or sitting in a highchair eating cantaloupe in my kitchen when I was teething. Pooping on my grandmas table. Throwing up on my grandma. Good times.


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