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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? * 2
    #21794758 - 06/11/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Someone bought me a supporter account.

I'll go buy the mouthwash..

I'm guessing it was Lets_drive_around but I'm not so sure as he already bought some for people this month...

Hmm.

Anyways THANKS!!


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21794764 - 06/11/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Welp, they just told me in PM's..

I guess I'm sucking Toe, not dick, if anyone wants to guess who it was.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Psychonautica] * 2
    #21794801 - 06/11/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lmaooooo



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Offlineblackhawk
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21794813 - 06/11/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

YOUR MOM!!!!!


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InvisibleThe Phleg
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: blackhawk]
    #21794889 - 06/11/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ayyyy


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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: The Phleg] * 1
    #21794892 - 06/11/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wow OP you really are embracing the sugar baby lifestyle already!


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InvisibleZombi3
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21794994 - 06/11/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ayyyyyyyy


Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:




Thats a cool zombie pic. I dont know why ive never made my avatar a zombie pic..


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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21794997 - 06/11/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Wow OP you really are embracing the sugar baby lifestyle already!



:feelsgoodman:

He got made

:money:


Edited by Beanhead (06/11/15 09:08 PM)


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21795003 - 06/11/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i got a free supporter the other day too

i'm used to it tho, it's what happens when ur as popular as me


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InvisibleZombi3
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21795012 - 06/11/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
i got a free supporter the other day too

i'm used to it tho, it's what happens when ur as popular as me



I have permanent supporter status, it never expires. Thats how popular I AM.

:feelingfab:


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Zombi3]
    #21795019 - 06/11/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

One time someone tried to give me a supporter account but I told them to donate the money to charity instead, thats just how great of a guy I am.


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InvisibleZombi3
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21795021 - 06/11/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Youre a very great guy. Do you know if they did as you requested?


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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Zombi3] * 3
    #21795022 - 06/11/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21795023 - 06/11/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

But how long until you can longer count to twenty?

Shit. You might be able to revoke my status xD hahaha.
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
One time someone tried to give me a supporter account but I told them to donate the money to charity instead, thats just how great of a guy I am.



Too bad your people sold all their land for some casinos tho


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Zombi3]
    #21795027 - 06/11/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They did, apparently three destitute Taiwanese children got to experience Christmas for the first time in their lifes because of my selfless actions.


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InvisibleZombi3
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21795033 - 06/11/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
But how long until you can longer count to twenty?



My follow up with the surgeon is June 24th. No idea if theyll admit me right away and do the operation asap. Or leave it for another month until the fashiotomy sits are grafted.


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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21795040 - 06/11/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
One time someone tried to give me a supporter account but I told them to donate the money to charity instead, thats just how great of a guy I am.



Too bad your people sold all their land for some casinos tho




Maybe in America, we still own wide tracts of land in Canada and have a comprehensive list of benefits that they dont receive in the states. Including free university education and complete healthcare coverage, plus the tax breaks we get for business and the billions of dollars we drain out of the taxpayers yearly. We're also on track to become the majority population again. We got it pretty good.


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Invisiblelets drive around
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21795192 - 06/11/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wasn't me broski. Don't think I'll be givvin out any SA's this next month, but probably the one after that fur sure.

:vibin:


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: lets drive around]
    #21795256 - 06/11/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lets_drive_around said:
Wasn't me broski. Don't think I'll be givvin out any SA's this next month, but probably the one after that fur sure.

:vibin:




Yeah we figured out who it was, I'm sucking toe not dick, if you catch muh drift.

Also I think he posted in this thread <3

Shroomery has too many fuckin' nice people, you we're just my first guess.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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InvisibleZombi3
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21795311 - 06/11/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The zombie picture should give it away :wink:


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Zombi3]
    #21795320 - 06/11/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Zombi3 said:
Quote:

Psychonautica said:
But how long until you can longer count to twenty?



My follow up with the surgeon is June 24th. No idea if theyll admit me right away and do the operation asap. Or leave it for another month until the fashiotomy sits are grafted.




I'd imagine they'd wait for your shit to heal before they start choppin off more pieces.

You can make a great offer in the trade forums. :lol:


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Invisiblelets drive around
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21795322 - 06/11/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ahh haha got it!!! lolol

Hi zombie! Hope the feets are healing up nicely!! :mushroom2:

I don't think I've ever been called nice :lol:


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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21795624 - 06/12/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Goddamn son, that check is devastating..


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: lets drive around]
    #21795895 - 06/12/15 02:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lets_drive_around said:
Ahh haha got it!!! lolol

Hi zombie! Hope the feets are healing up nicely!! :mushroom2:

I don't think I've ever been called nice :lol:




You're nice as fuck, and if you asked me too I'd sniff your butthole after you ate taco bell. That's how nice you are.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21795897 - 06/12/15 02:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:awesketch:


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Alright who's dick do I have to suck, or who's clam do I have to slam? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21795908 - 06/12/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I love the image I have on this site, where no one's really sure that I'm straight, or gay. :lol:

Gay jokes are just too funny.


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