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Million Dollar Ideas
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I know most people won't want to share but there are some ideas that would require too much capital and time for the average person to make possible.
I'll start:
i want to invent a robot lawnmower. It would basically be like a lawn roomba (the robot vacuum) It would have a charging station and it would cut your lawn at preset times or have a sensor so it doesn't cut when it is raining. You would have to cut it once yourself but it saves the path it cuts so it can be repeated. It would need a sensor if it encounters resistance to auto shut off and return to its base
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21792694 - 06/11/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nobody with a real million dollar idea is going to share said idea.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
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JohnnieYen said: I know most people won't want to share but there are some ideas that would require too much capital and time for the average person to make possible.
I'll start:
i want to invent a robot lawnmower. It would basically be like a lawn roomba (the robot vacuum) It would have a charging station and it would cut your lawn at preset times or have a sensor so it doesn't cut when it is raining. You would have to cut it once yourself but it saves the path it cuts so it can be repeated. It would need a sensor if it encounters resistance to auto shut off and return to its base
whats yours?
ehm.. That's been done along time ago... I have on in my garden...
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Grimley]
#21792747 - 06/11/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Id like to see it, you have a model# or link?
and zombi, its for people who have an idea but no resources to make it happen. I thought of digital cameras in the early 90's but the technology, pricing and the fact I was 18 and broke meant i could not pursue it
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Patlal]
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Dilsnique]
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yeah yeah yeah... it exists, I didn't go researching it
My father in law's GF wants to make a circular plastic sheet(around 2-3ft diameter) with small spikes to put around plants and trees. To prevent dogs and cats from pissing on them. The product would be covered with a think layer of dirt. The small spikes (not super sharp) would make them not want to get near the plant. The tray would also have holes in it to let water seep into the ground.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21793065 - 06/11/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I invented the life vest for dogs, until I googled it and saw that it was already invented...
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i'll give away a few
working time machine practical fusion power gasoline engine getting 200 mpg
Of course they each need a tiny bit of work but there you go.
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#21793083 - 06/11/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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need to make this a reality
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
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JohnnieYen said: Id like to see it, you have a model# or link?
and zombi, its for people who have an idea but no resources to make it happen. I thought of digital cameras in the early 90's but the technology, pricing and the fact I was 18 and broke meant i could not pursue it
You came up with the idea for digital cameras like 15 years after they were invented.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: koods]
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perhaps but i wasn't aware of it. not like there was anything for the average consumer. were digital cameras around in the late 70's?
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21795058 - 06/11/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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USB powered mini electric kettle targeted to students.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: PDU]
#21795312 - 06/11/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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PDU said: USB powered mini electric kettle targeted to students.
also already exists
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Individual]
#21795346 - 06/11/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A cow fed charcoal you just light it and Voila cook out.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21795353 - 06/11/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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1: A handheld device where we could talk face to face with other people 2: Some kind of pill I could take and travel to another dimension 3: A box that I could put meat into and cook it within minutes.
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I_was_the_walrus said: 1: A handheld device where we could talk face to face with other people 2: Some kind of pill I could take and travel to another dimension 3: A box that I could put meat into and cook it within minutes.
1. iphone 2. lsd 3. microwave
How about a box that keeps food cold?
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My buddy wants to invent a freezable knee/elbow brace. Using Soft gel with a little pump and airbag so you can adjust tension on the brace.
probably already exists...
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21796782 - 06/12/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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a camera that works with light fields so you can change the focus and apature settings in post.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: rxb]
#21796785 - 06/12/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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a method to slice bread bread before you buy it so you dont have to slice your own.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: rxb]
#21796788 - 06/12/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I always wanted to slice bread bread.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Stonehenge]
#21796849 - 06/12/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is something I thought of the other day, but dunno if it exists or anything.
So electricity can be generated from temperature differences. See the thermoelectric effect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermoelectric_effect
And ground temperatures usually remain a constant temperature or so. Example chart http://www.building.co.uk/Journals/Graphic/n/p/b/Fig-3.gif
Thus could someone not create a device that makes use of the thermoelectric effect and take advantage of the temperature difference between the surface ambient temperature and the temperature 10-15 meters below the surface; which would generate "free" electricity for most months of the year.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Bambi]
#21796867 - 06/12/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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check out robert murray smith on you tube... he has a few temperature differential generators.
and some really good sterling motors which can be made inexpensively.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: rxb]
#21797009 - 06/12/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have an idea for a small gutter than can be attached to a tarp. To drain rain water away from your site when camping. Going to make a prototype this month and hopefully start tooling the mold soon
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Stonehenge]
#21797121 - 06/12/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Stonehenge said: i'll give away a few
working time machine practical fusion power gasoline engine getting 200 mpg
Of course they each need a tiny bit of work but there you go.
These are billion or trillion dollar ideas and do not qualify for this thread.
You sir have contributed nothing
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: ManianFH]
#21797141 - 06/12/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Here's one I got: It's called breathbox
It's essentially a portable breathalyzer with a locking compartment for your keys. When you get to a party, throw your keys in the locking box and set it's BAC threshold, say to .06.
When you want to go home you have to blow into it at .06 or under to get your car keys back. Sure you could break the box if you are desperate but that costa like $50, which really is good for business anyways, as you'll just buy another. But more importantly it will make people wait to be sober before they even have the option to drive home. I see a lot of Uber calls happening as a result of this invention.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: ManianFH]
#21797153 - 06/12/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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how about a vaporizer that looks like a starbucks cup or can of coke.
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#21797161 - 06/12/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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mick said: Here's one I got: It's called breathbox
It's essentially a portable breathalyzer with a locking compartment for your keys. When you get to a party, throw your keys in the locking box and set it's BAC threshold, say to .06.
When you want to go home you have to blow into it at .06 or under to get your car keys back. Sure you could break the box if you are desperate but that costa like $50, which really is good for business anyways, as you'll just buy another. But more importantly it will make people wait to be sober before they even have the option to drive home. I see a lot of Uber calls happening as a result of this invention.
http://guardianinterlock.com/blog/expect-install-car-breathalyzer/
exists, lol. They force people with DUI's to install then in their car.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21797197 - 06/12/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I always thought it would be cool to have an odometer on your shoes. I walk a lot so I'd love to see exactly how many I put on on any given pair.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 1234go]
#21797209 - 06/12/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh haha. I was thinking more built in to the shoe itself but that seems even better.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21797244 - 06/12/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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this should be called the ideas that already exist thread
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
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Pretty much.
That's why whoever had it first is rich as fuck.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21797299 - 06/12/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 1234go]
#21797423 - 06/12/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well shit I thought I had an original good idea.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21797539 - 06/12/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know the feeling...
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21797666 - 06/12/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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JohnnieYen said: need to make this a reality

Is that Jack Black?
Edit: It is, its a fucking movie
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Tripsurfer]
#21797706 - 06/12/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I still like my idea...
Another one is to create a new stock indicator that works technical or fundamental
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Bambi]
#21797736 - 06/12/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is that cake cutter from American dad a thing yet? It is a great idea.
AH can't find a video.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21797829 - 06/12/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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this is a great invention and so simple. been around for ages, just no one innovated the actual can. My buddy was punching the top with a knife for the last 15 years
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21797857 - 06/12/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Another idea I had was a service like Uber but they'll pick up food for you. In this little town the only places that delivers are domino's and pizza Hut. 
Place an order obviously there's a delivery fee and tip them. Pay for your food. AND they bring it to you. Would cut duis by 90% I'm guessin.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21797878 - 06/12/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Condoms that feel like vaginas.
Boom. Stds and unwanted babies are over.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21797882 - 06/12/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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already exists. at least here in my town
i guess you could franchise it though
http://www.orderit.ca/
lol, already exists
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
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God damn it.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
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a dildo that sings songs, so women can feel some emotion and feel like it's the real thing. Get some hormones floating. It might even change how women will be like libido wise, possibly wanting to smash more guys. Live Love Die Live again
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There's dildos you plug music into that vibrate with the beat already.
Not that I uhh.. not that I would know..
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Guess none of us will be rich.
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I will, didn't you see mine?
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Psychonautica said: Condoms that feel like vaginas.
Boom.
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omg lol
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Psychonautica said: There's dildos you plug music into that vibrate with the beat already.
Not that I uhh.. not that I would know..
That's wasn't a dildo.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: koods]
#21797966 - 06/12/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Look Up OhMiBod if you're interested koods. haha.
Also I told you about sticking that toothbrush in my ass in confidence. I trusted you.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21797978 - 06/12/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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JohnnieYen said: I know most people won't want to share but there are some ideas that would require too much capital and time for the average person to make possible.
I'll start:
i want to invent a robot lawnmower. It would basically be like a lawn roomba (the robot vacuum) It would have a charging station and it would cut your lawn at preset times or have a sensor so it doesn't cut when it is raining. You would have to cut it once yourself but it saves the path it cuts so it can be repeated. It would need a sensor if it encounters resistance to auto shut off and return to its base
whats yours?
Genetically modified grass seed that is emo and cuts itself. Million dollar? Try trillion dollar
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#21797990 - 06/12/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Genetically modified grass that contains THC and tastes like marijuana too, but limited smell (people who don't smoke don't like the smell usually)
I just put Zappa out of business.
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WINNER.
uh... can I cut your lawn maaaannnnnnn
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
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See, now you don't need grass to cut itself if you don't smoke.
But your yard might stink of hippies for a few days.
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That is a serous downside
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: zappaisgod]
#21798050 - 06/12/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: That is a serous downside
I agree.
And that's not even including the drum circles. I shudder at the thought.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: zappaisgod]
#21798059 - 06/12/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: That is a serous downside
Or a lot of fun, when you live in a stand your ground state.
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1- A device similar to an epi-pen/insulin pen, but instead contains a strong antipsychotic that would enable you to knock them out instantly if they ever pissed you off. 2- Sunglasses that would turn black and cover your eyes when something bad is happening. 3- Genetically modified bacon that was actually good for you, same applies for doughnuts.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Tcm19277]
#21798307 - 06/12/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's called turkey bacon... It's just as good has that taste you crave but it's apparently way better for you. I personally don't care but that's what I hear. I've had it before and it hit those pleasure centers I was craving and get from bacon.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21798319 - 06/12/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: It's called turkey bacon... It's just as good has that taste you crave but it's apparently way better for you. I personally don't care but that's what I hear. I've had it before and it hit those pleasure centers I was craving and get from bacon.
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Enjoywho said: It's just as good has that taste you crave
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Enjoywho said: It's just as good
HAVE YOU EVER EVEN EATEN BACON, WHAT THE FUCK?!?
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21798323 - 06/12/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No. Duck bacon, on the other hand...................
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Yes all the time. I have a full package of it in my fridge. I was just saying. Turkey bacon is just as good. I'm not health conscious I could give a fuck less. But for someone that wants to drop bacon just get turkey bacon it's way better for you and just as good Imo.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho] 3
#21798349 - 06/12/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Turkey bacon tastes nothing like the magic that is salted cured pork belly.
Your tongue is broken as fuck playa.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21798354 - 06/12/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's similar, but it's not "just as good". I wish 'twas....it just isn't..
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21798360 - 06/12/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nothing you say about food will ever be taken seriously again.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 1234go]
#21798375 - 06/12/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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1234go said: It's similar, but it's not "just as good". I wish 'twas....it just isn't..
Ya i guess I put that wrong as I still buy and consume copious amounts of bacon.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21798385 - 06/12/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My bad guys calm down. Bacon is delicious I know.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21798418 - 06/12/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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JohnnieYen said:
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mick said: Here's one I got: It's called breathbox
It's essentially a portable breathalyzer with a locking compartment for your keys. When you get to a party, throw your keys in the locking box and set it's BAC threshold, say to .06.
When you want to go home you have to blow into it at .06 or under to get your car keys back. Sure you could break the box if you are desperate but that costa like $50, which really is good for business anyways, as you'll just buy another. But more importantly it will make people wait to be sober before they even have the option to drive home. I see a lot of Uber calls happening as a result of this invention.
http://guardianinterlock.com/blog/expect-install-car-breathalyzer/
exists, lol. They force people with DUI's to install then in their car.
I was kind of thinking of a portable device, not one you have to install in your car. Those cost hundreds of dollars, the one I want would be something you could comfortably fit into your pocket, around $50.
But I have checked for existing patents on this idea, and one exists, however the owner of the patent has done nothing to actually produce this product. Kinda sucks some slacker can prevent someone more ambitious from creating something due to patents, but whatever. im no engineer anyways
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21798512 - 06/12/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Any pork product is. Ham, pork chops, pork ribs, bacon, the list goes on and on. Delcious ass animal
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21798517 - 06/12/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So, pig dick is delicious?
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21798531 - 06/12/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude they have those it's called a breathalyzer. You can get them cheap off eBay. If your the one talking about a lock box that's why you ask your friends to crash at there place when your partying. Or have responsible friends that everyone's keys then party your faces off.
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Psychonautica said: So, pig dick is delicious?
Where did I say that? I dunno never tried it. well maybe they Probably grind the dick up too who knows.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21798549 - 06/12/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: Any pork product is. Ham, pork chops, pork ribs, bacon, the list goes on and on. Delcious ass animal
Right there.
It's okay, I've eaten pigs ass before, and I enjoyed it, especially when it's stuffed with sausage. But it's okay fried plain as well.
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I'll eat just about anything. The way I view it if it's cooked good and tastes good why not.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21798677 - 06/12/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll drop a business idea here that I've been contemplating for a while. If any of you guys steal it, just credit me or something. If not, I might try it eventually.
Okay so pretty much once a week(or any preset schedule) I'll stop by a house and pick up the dirty clothes. I wash them, dry them, and fold them for a reasonably set price depending on the amount of clothes. And then return them back to the person.
IDK, it seems like a reasonable business idea, similar to how people are too lazy to mow their own lawn so they pay someone else to. It'd be great for people who are really busy and don't have their own washer/dryer. Or just lazy.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
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They already have those for linens for restaurants. I dunno about like residential pick up service but who the fucks to lazy to wash there clothes. You put them in dump soap and push a button. If you want to fold them I could see that being viable as that takes time.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
#21798695 - 06/12/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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it's called a laundromat. i payed 10$ for a full basket. cleaned and folded.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21798702 - 06/12/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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We have that here. We don't use them because we have a woman who comes in but there are services that do laundry pick up and delivery.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
#21798703 - 06/12/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Achillita said: I'll drop a business idea here that I've been contemplating for a while. If any of you guys steal it, just credit me or something. If not, I might try it eventually.
Okay so pretty much once a week(or any preset schedule) I'll stop by a house and pick up the dirty clothes. I wash them, dry them, and fold them for a reasonably set price depending on the amount of clothes. And then return them back to the person.
IDK, it seems like a reasonable business idea, similar to how people are too lazy to mow their own lawn so they pay someone else to. It'd be great for people who are really busy and don't have their own washer/dryer. Or just lazy.
there was a group of people that presented this idea in my innovations class. bottom line was that people would be barely willing to pay enough to cover the cost of doing it. Although this was in a college setting, but wouldnt they be the best clients? either way. I dont know if youd be able to find a customer base
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21798714 - 06/12/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah but, doing a pick up service for residential areas, I thought it might be a viable option. Hell, even if my main demographic were elderly people who just can't do it anymore.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
#21798729 - 06/12/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It is viable. It exists here. We just don't use it because we have somebody who comes in once a week and that's one of the things she does.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
#21798730 - 06/12/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Unrelated note, I see you fixed your signature my friend!
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Thanks for noticing! And all the help to do so
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You know them shiney aluminum looking windshield sun blocking visors that they sell.... now check it.... I live in Florida we got many beach parking lots n shit knowwhatimsayin... My plan is to set up a 100% recycled paper visors to block out the sun from hitting your dashboard. They will cost only 1$ they are one time use... beach people will love them .
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: zappaisgod]
#21798756 - 06/12/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: It is viable. It exists here. We just don't use it because we have somebody who comes in once a week and that's one of the things she does.
I agree it feels like a hassle having to do that. Even though it's so easy. But I'm pretty sure they're just called maids.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21799725 - 06/12/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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a breed of pig that smokes
for extra smokey bacon
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: rxb]
#21799857 - 06/12/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ants that make psychedelics
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: rxb]
#21799984 - 06/12/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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rxb said: a breed of pig that smokes
for extra smokey bacon

The mental picture I got smoking with a pig outside of a bar made me burst into laughter.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
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Zero gravity bong. As in a bong that works in a zero gravity environment. For future space faring stoners when we destroy this planet.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 4nik8]
#21800048 - 06/12/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That won't happen anytime soon. I'm sure by the time were all dead and God knows when space travel will be like getting in a car they would have already developed a bong.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 4nik8]
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4nik8 said: Zero gravity bong. As in a bong that works in a zero gravity environment. For future space faring stoners when we destroy this planet.
if they can make a zerogravity pen I bet a zero gravity bong wouldnt be too much more difficult
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Bambi]
#21800066 - 06/12/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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portable tooth-brushing system..i always want to brush my teeth on the go but cant
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
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4nik8 said: Zero gravity bong. As in a bong that works in a zero gravity environment. For future space faring stoners when we destroy this planet.
if they can make a zerogravity pen I bet a zero gravity bong wouldnt be too much more difficult
The problem I ran into is keeping the water in the bong while sucking out the smoke. A problem for more tenacious heads than mine to solve.
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Enjoywho said: That won't happen anytime soon. I'm sure by the time were all dead and God knows when space travel will be like getting in a car they would have already developed a bong. 
I'm really surprised we haven't done it already. We have the means. It's really just a matter of time before someone crazy enough to try it comes into power.
There we go, we need a device that detects future tyrannical loons before they become a problem. Then we can shoot then into space with a shit ton of weed and space bongs. That way if we made a mistake at least they get to get high and play video games instead of dying.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 4nik8]
#21800163 - 06/12/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gas permeable contact lenses to hold the bong water in place. I'm not positive but I don't think water will go through a gas permeable lens.. So use that material to hold the water in place... The issue is that the smoke will clog that shit so fast you'd probably hit it twice before it clogs.
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Psychonautica said: Gas permeable contact lenses to hold the bong water in place. I'm not positive but I don't think water will go through a gas permeable lens.. So use that material to hold the water in place... The issue is that the smoke will clog that shit so fast you'd probably hit it twice before it clogs.
I like the cut of your gib. I guess the material technology isn't quite there yet. One day though, it is my dream that our brave astronauts can enjoy some bong rips after a long day of doing astronaut shit.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 4nik8]
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https://www.permselect.com/membranes
This probably won't make sense to your average bear, it's still confusing to me, but I think what it's getting at is that gas permeable membranes are still permeable by water, but very, very slowly, since the wholes in it are microns, if not smaller than microns across. I haven't really looked into it.
But this is a really cool idea. I just imagine that it would clog up almost instantly...
Maybe hash oil? I don't think reclaim would clog as bad it'd still clog, but probably not as bad.
Or maybe just stick to blunts and joints in space like the russians, instead of inventing a space pen, just use a fucking pencil.
Although it's cool. Have you guys seen the Gravity/Waterfall bong that you can flip upside down and still smoke?
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 4nik8]
#21800303 - 06/13/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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4nik8 said: Zero gravity bong. As in a bong that works in a zero gravity environment. For future space faring stoners when we destroy this planet.
if they can make a zerogravity pen I bet a zero gravity bong wouldnt be too much more difficult
The problem I ran into is keeping the water in the bong while sucking out the smoke. A problem for more tenacious heads than mine to solve.
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Enjoywho said: That won't happen anytime soon. I'm sure by the time were all dead and God knows when space travel will be like getting in a car they would have already developed a bong. 
I'm really surprised we haven't done it already. We have the means. It's really just a matter of time before someone crazy enough to try it comes into power.
There we go, we need a device that detects future tyrannical loons before they become a problem. Then we can shoot then into space with a shit ton of weed and space bongs. That way if we made a mistake at least they get to get high and play video games instead of dying.
It's a matter of money. Nasa is severely underfunded. The space race died with the cold war. Maybe we just need to piss off the Russians again
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21800413 - 06/13/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's a matter of money. Nasa is severely underfunded. The space race died with the cold war. Maybe we just need to piss off the Russians again
Really not though, the gas permeable contacts is over kill, there's plenty of clothes that are gas permeable like GoreTex it stops liquid from going through because the holes for air create surface tension in the water, keeping the water out and letting the air in, surface tension would be the secret to space bongs.
Maybe if the bong had two replaceable goretex, or other gas permeable material that stops water, because you'd have to remove to change the water anyways, you'd be able to change the disk that holds the water in place every time it gets ressed up. Well, disks since you need one for the stem and one for the mouth part.
But still, we have all the technology for a space bong, there's just no demand for a space bong. There are only like 15 astronauts regularly in space and probably only a couple in there at a time. It wouldn't even be that expensive to make, if you got a goretex jacket and some creativity you could create a prototype for it, for relatively cheap.
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A place online to order large fit together, custom, puzzle pieces for your flooring. Just enter your dimentions and you get a large box with large pieces of wood flooring your snap together.
You can get them made into any picture you want also.
In the same area. Velcro carpet systems, done in a way to where you can remove a square and wash it and slap it back into place or order a new piece.
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MikeBearPig said: A place online to order large fit together, custom, puzzle pieces for your flooring. Just enter your dimentions and you get a large box with large pieces of wood flooring your snap together.
You can get them made into any picture you want also.
In the same area. Velcro carpet systems, done in a way to where you can remove a square and wash it and slap it back into place or order a new piece.
The carpet has been done. It's called Carpet Tile for the off brand shit. I don't recall the name brand company that started it though.
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I have had this crazy idea... Hear me out. Been thinking of a threaded spike that could be rotated through two pieces of wood in order to affix the two together. I am just waiting on someone inventing a device that could rotate them....
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That's a stupid idea. You're screwed up for thinking of that.
Also welcome to the shroomery.
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Also welcome to the shroomery.

invisible camera's (not hidden camera's) So anyone could watch anyone (or everyone! ) all the time 
Hell, That's probably already happened, or something very similar.
Quick, take me away from this world! AHHH! 
Something that would make us be able to talk to animals, although I don't think they would have too much good to say about us! 
I've come up with a name for my anti psychotic epi-pen to knock anyone annoying out with, the 'psycho-pen'
That hasn't been done before, not out & available for sale to the general public at least..!
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Tcm19277]
#21800833 - 06/13/15 05:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Would you like to start a partnership?
You can put haladol in your anti psychotic for people having bad trips and psychotic breaks and shit.
And I'll create a stimulant epi pen with alprazolam in it.
So when people are ODing on stims you can just slam them with IV benzo's and save their heart.
If you don't want to merge companies, consider this a intellectual business war, sir.
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Well, I would use it slightly more sinisterly. If you pissed me off? BANG I use my psycho-pen and they're knocked out! 
We could call your one the 'Alp-i-pen' and make a fortune.
It'd be perfect -
'People pissing you off? Stressed? Why not relax, with the brand new 'alpi-pen' and 'psycho-pen' - Giving you time off from yourself, and others.'
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Tcm19277]
#21801077 - 06/13/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A more reliable condom.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 1234go]
#21801085 - 06/13/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Male Birth control pill.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
#21801096 - 06/13/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Coffee delivery service
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A gun that shoots marshmallows. When someone is talking shit and you want to shut them up, shoot them in the mouth with a marshmallow. Shoot them into the air and they come floating down.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Stonehenge]
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Stonehenge said: A gun that shoots marshmallows. When someone is talking shit and you want to shut them up, shoot them in the mouth with a marshmallow. Shoot them into the air and they come floating down.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
#21802821 - 06/13/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Achillita said: Male Birth control pill.
I've read reports from the company saying we'll see it by 2017 http://www.wired.com/2015/02/male-birth-control-pills/
But doesn't female birth control make them more manly? I thought there was some testosterone or something in it to make them not have children...
I wouldn't want a birth control pill to fuck up my hormonal balance fuck that noise
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MikeBearPig said: A place online to order large fit together, custom, puzzle pieces for your flooring. Just enter your dimentions and you get a large box with large pieces of wood flooring your snap together.
You can get them made into any picture you want also.
In the same area. Velcro carpet systems, done in a way to where you can remove a square and wash it and slap it back into place or order a new piece.
Tiling is already cut into dimensions. Or are you talking like literal this has 3 male piece kind of puzzle pieces. And you got to do a puzzle to get your damn floor laid. I could see that being really cool especially if it was painted with a cool design.
Setting aside the edge pieces. That could be fun until you can't find that one damn piece that fits in the weird slot.
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Achillita said: Male Birth control pill.
I've read reports from the company saying we'll see it by 2017 http://www.wired.com/2015/02/male-birth-control-pills/
But doesn't female birth control make them more manly? I thought there was some testosterone or something in it to make them not have children...
I wouldn't want a birth control pill to fuck up my hormonal balance fuck that noise
On this I'm seriously kind of looking into it. But a vasectomy. There reversible now but the real question is is how much do they cost through my insurance provider. I want kids some day but not today.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
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Psychonautica said:
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Achillita said: Male Birth control pill.
I've read reports from the company saying we'll see it by 2017 http://www.wired.com/2015/02/male-birth-control-pills/
But doesn't female birth control make them more manly? I thought there was some testosterone or something in it to make them not have children...
I wouldn't want a birth control pill to fuck up my hormonal balance fuck that noise
On this I'm seriously kind of looking into it. But a vasectomy. There reversible now but the real question is is how much do they cost through my insurance provider. I want kids some day but not today.
Fuck a vasectomy if you're looking to have it reversed.
Throw some of your man jelly into a sperm bank and let them store it deep-freeze for ya. When you and the Mrs are ready to make little Enjoywho Jrs, thaw that shit out and go to work on your girl with a turkey baster.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Detached]
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Detached said: go to work on your girl with a turkey baster.

Only in the pub.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Detached]
#21802955 - 06/13/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Eh I just fuck without a condom anyway. 24 and no kids. When I was younger I'd take all my girlfriends, ya if this gonna be a thing your ass is going to the clinic for your depo. Drove them there and paid for it. Now most of the girls i've been fucking are older and fixed. 46,29,30. They already have kids but i'd like a little homie some day but I will not take care of anothers.
I'm just curious about it but probably won't go through with it. I'd like a little daughter it was a weird thought i had last night as i'm not used to such quiet. A girlie that's actually truly mine. But then i'll have to buy a shot gun cuz I know her ass is gonna pretty when she grows up. 
I must be getting older I know it will wisen me up. I'll provide.
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Enjoywho said: Eh I just fuck without a condom anyway. 24 and no kids that I know of
I fixed it for you, but I'm literally the same way, No kids that I know of. Never worn a condom, never bought a condom, fucked a decent amount of girls, nothing crazy, but a decent amount. Sometimes I didn't even pull out, Idk if the girl I lost my virginity to was on the pill she was 18 I was 16 or maybe 15 I don't remember, but I totally came inside like a boss. She didn't bitch about it so I'm sure she was on the pill.. We broke up before I would ever have seen any signs of pregnancy and she never came after me sayin' YOU'S MAH BABY'S DADDY. So I think I'm good.
But the pull out method doesn't always work and I shoot precum like a fire hose so I've always been afraid theres a ninja member of seal team 6 who's gonna sneak into my precum and run in like a fuckin' kamikaze behind enemy lines and knock her up.
But I always do the pull out method. Plus I've done the whole kegels and shit trying to have multiple orgasms (it totally works, if you can clench your kegels completely while you cum you won't cum but you'll have an orgasm and can keep fucking away) but I can only orgasm twice, never gotten more, I've read reports that if you get good at this you can orgasm like 10 fucking times. Anyways back to relevance sort of.
If I'm fucking a girl missionary and I pull out I can "accidentally" blast a girl with a facial. I usually only do this to girls who won't swallow, or who won't let me bust on their face/mouth to begin with, so I gotta sneak attack that shit.
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Nope i'm actually good friends with most of the bitches I fucked. Well we talk and catch up from time to time. There were some randoms thrown in but I used condoms for them. I have no kids. No stds as well now that's surprising I just got checked a month ago.
I literally laughed. Really? Damn I've made some questionable decisions in my life time.
That's why you take them to the clinic. Why I always did that depo shot works for 3 damn months. If this is gonna be a thing your ass has to go to the clinic. I drive and pay for it. Because condoms are fucking horrible just opening the wrapper my boner goes down.
Basically like why the fuck am I even doing this when sex is about that intimate physical connection?
Bitch you got skyrim?
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21803070 - 06/13/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm assuming the Really? Was to the "Sometimes I don't pull out"
When a girl is riding you like a rodeo cowboy on crack, and moaning and saying "I want your cum inside me"
I usually oblige in the heat of the moment, and then immediately after I get this Feeling hard as fuck
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Psychonautica said: I'm assuming the Really? Was to the "Sometimes I don't pull out"
When a girl is riding you like a rodeo cowboy on crack, and moaning and saying "I want your cum inside me"
I usually oblige in the heat of the moment, and then immediately after I get this Feeling hard as fuck
They've already been to the clinic to get there shot. I don't do the pull out thing i'll do the whole condom thing for the random questionable calls i've made but other than that no. It totally defeats the purpose. Girls hate them too. Sex is a very passionate and physical act. It's about the feeling and shitty rubber ruins it.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21803095 - 06/13/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've never worn one so I wouldn't know 
Plus I'm allergic to latex and most females my age don't know about latex free condoms so It's a good excuse to fuck em raw.
I've never fucked a random. I've randomly fucked friends, but I've never fucked a random girl.
I've gotten my dick sucked by randoms but never fucked a random.
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Achillita said: Male Birth control pill.
I've read reports from the company saying we'll see it by 2017 http://www.wired.com/2015/02/male-birth-control-pills/
But doesn't female birth control make them more manly? I thought there was some testosterone or something in it to make them not have children...
I wouldn't want a birth control pill to fuck up my hormonal balance fuck that noise
The way they are planning birth control medication for men, isn't to change hormones(kinda like womens) but to kinda stop the tail from ever attaching to the sperm, or to immobilize the sperm. Selling that would be a fucking gold mine.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
#21803188 - 06/13/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh definitely. But what if you had a firehose of a dick and busted a nut so hard they didn't need a tail to swim up into the Egg?
Then you'll probs have a derpy ass birth control child
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
#21803192 - 06/13/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I figured it out. Someone with a time machine came back, stole this thread, then went back further, made all these things, then, by the time the thread actually started, they decided to troll it because they've got nothing better to do but sit back and enjoy life now that they've got it made.
Based on that^^^, I'm not sharing my idea. Please continue to share all of yours, though, because maybe, one day, that ^^^ guy might be me
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: space walk] 1
#21803201 - 06/13/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Can you share, whatever you're on right now, with me?
Thass some good shit you be smokin'.
Maybe not million dollar idea, but Rolling papers that will never ever "run" or "canoe" or whatever you call it in your area.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: space walk]
#21803269 - 06/13/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shouldn't it be Willy Wonker?
Otherwise clarify it as Offah.
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I can't type in ebonics on a day like today. It takes too much thought to turn my brain off
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: space walk]
#21803285 - 06/13/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: space walk]
#21803891 - 06/13/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I always cum inside girls. That's why I get them the shot a great part of fucking a girl is riding that shit out and snuggling each other why your still inside her. With a condom. Not so much.
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
#21803911 - 06/13/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Condoms ruin the entire experience. Fuck my boner goes away just trying to open the fuckers. Because oh I'm playing with this pretty girls body and this fucker is giving me shit. Right now.
It's so unattractive. Sex is about passion and just raw feeling. I'm not worried about diseases just kids. But I'd like them eventually or maybe shoulda got unlucky a while ago and have something that's truly mine.
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