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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: MikeBearPig]
    #21800697 - 06/13/15 04:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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MikeBearPig said:
A place online to order large fit together, custom, puzzle pieces for your flooring.  Just enter your dimentions and you get a large box with large pieces of wood flooring your snap together.

You can get them made into any picture you want also.

In the same area.  Velcro carpet systems, done in a way to where you can remove a square and wash it and slap it back into place or order a new piece.




The carpet has been done. It's called Carpet Tile for the off brand shit. I don't recall the name brand company that started it though.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21800783 - 06/13/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have had this crazy idea... Hear me out. Been thinking of a threaded spike that could be rotated through two pieces of wood in order to affix the two together. I am just waiting on someone inventing a device that could rotate them....


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: SilentExodus] * 1
    #21800802 - 06/13/15 05:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's a stupid idea. You're screwed up for thinking of that.

Also welcome to the shroomery.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21800827 - 06/13/15 05:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
That's a stupid idea. You're screwed up for thinking of that.

Also welcome to the shroomery.



:rofl:

invisible camera's (not hidden camera's) So anyone could watch anyone (or everyone! :eek:) all the time :tinfoil:

Hell, That's probably already happened, or something very similar. :tinfoil:

Quick, take me away from this world! AHHH! :crazy2:

Something that would make us be able to talk to animals, although I don't think they would have too much good to say about us! :lol:

I've come up with a name for my anti psychotic epi-pen to knock anyone annoying out with, the 'psycho-pen'

That hasn't been done before, not out & available for sale to the general public at least..! :lol:


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both spineless and sublime;
Since I was born, I started to decay.
Now nothing ever - ever goes my way.”

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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Tcm19277]
    #21800833 - 06/13/15 05:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Would you like to start a partnership?

You can put haladol in your anti psychotic for people having bad trips and psychotic breaks and shit.

And I'll create a stimulant epi pen with alprazolam in it.

So when people are ODing on stims you can just slam them with IV benzo's and save their heart.

If you don't  want to merge companies, consider this a intellectual business war, sir.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21801066 - 06/13/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well, I would use it slightly more sinisterly. If you pissed me off? BANG I use my psycho-pen and they're knocked out! :evil:

We could call your one the 'Alp-i-pen' and make a fortune.

It'd be perfect -

'People pissing you off? Stressed? Why not relax, with the brand new 'alpi-pen' and 'psycho-pen' - Giving you time off from yourself, and others.'


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Tcm's Step by Step Guide to Making Poppy Pod Extract 'Opium' & Laudanum, Full With Lots of Pictures!
:pod::snowman::snowman::pod:

“I'll stick to my needle, my favourite waste of time,
both spineless and sublime;
Since I was born, I started to decay.
Now nothing ever - ever goes my way.”

- Brian Molko, of 'Placebo' -


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Tcm19277]
    #21801077 - 06/13/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A more reliable condom.


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: 1234go]
    #21801085 - 06/13/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Male Birth control pill.


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
    #21801096 - 06/13/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Coffee delivery service


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21801242 - 06/13/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A gun that shoots marshmallows. When someone is talking shit and you want to shut them up, shoot them in the mouth with a marshmallow. Shoot them into the air and they come floating down.


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“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship.” (attributed to Alexis de Tocqueville political philosopher Circa 1835)

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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21801251 - 06/13/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Stonehenge said:
A gun that shoots marshmallows. When someone is talking shit and you want to shut them up, shoot them in the mouth with a marshmallow. Shoot them into the air and they come floating down.






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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Achillita]
    #21802821 - 06/13/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Achillita said:
Male Birth control pill.




I've read reports from the company saying we'll see it by 2017
http://www.wired.com/2015/02/male-birth-control-pills/

But doesn't female birth control make them more manly? I thought there was some testosterone or something in it to make them not have children...

I wouldn't want a birth control pill to fuck up my hormonal balance fuck that noise


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: MikeBearPig]
    #21802852 - 06/13/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

MikeBearPig said:
A place online to order large fit together, custom, puzzle pieces for your flooring.  Just enter your dimentions and you get a large box with large pieces of wood flooring your snap together.

You can get them made into any picture you want also.

In the same area.  Velcro carpet systems, done in a way to where you can remove a square and wash it and slap it back into place or order a new piece.




Tiling is already cut into dimensions. Or are you talking like literal this has 3 male piece kind of puzzle pieces. And you got to do a puzzle to get your damn floor laid. :lol: I could see that being really cool especially if it was painted with a cool design.

Setting aside the edge pieces. That could be fun until you can't find that one damn piece that fits in the weird slot. :lol:


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (06/13/15 03:43 PM)


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21802861 - 06/13/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

Achillita said:
Male Birth control pill.




I've read reports from the company saying we'll see it by 2017
http://www.wired.com/2015/02/male-birth-control-pills/

But doesn't female birth control make them more manly? I thought there was some testosterone or something in it to make them not have children...

I wouldn't want a birth control pill to fuck up my hormonal balance fuck that noise




On this I'm seriously kind of looking into it. But a vasectomy. There reversible now but the real question is is how much do they cost through my insurance provider. I want kids some day but not today.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21802924 - 06/13/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

Achillita said:
Male Birth control pill.




I've read reports from the company saying we'll see it by 2017
http://www.wired.com/2015/02/male-birth-control-pills/

But doesn't female birth control make them more manly? I thought there was some testosterone or something in it to make them not have children...

I wouldn't want a birth control pill to fuck up my hormonal balance fuck that noise




On this I'm seriously kind of looking into it. But a vasectomy. There reversible now but the real question is is how much do they cost through my insurance provider. I want kids some day but not today.




Fuck a vasectomy if you're looking to have it reversed.

Throw some of your man jelly into a sperm bank and let them store it deep-freeze for ya. When you and the Mrs are ready to make little Enjoywho Jrs, thaw that shit out and go to work on your girl with a turkey baster.


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Detached]
    #21802942 - 06/13/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Detached said:
go to work on your girl with a turkey baster.



:whatwhatwhat:

Only in the pub.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Detached]
    #21802955 - 06/13/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Eh I just fuck without a condom anyway. 24 and no kids. When I was younger I'd take all my girlfriends, ya if this gonna be a thing your ass is going to the clinic for your depo. Drove them there and paid for it. Now most of the girls i've been fucking are older and fixed. 46,29,30. They already have kids but i'd like a little homie some day but I will not take care of anothers.

I'm just curious about it but probably won't go through with it. I'd like a little daughter it was a weird thought i had last night as i'm not used to such quiet. A girlie that's actually truly mine. But then i'll have to buy a shot gun cuz I know her ass is gonna pretty when she grows up. :lol:

I must be getting older I know it will wisen me up. I'll provide.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21802986 - 06/13/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Eh I just fuck without a condom anyway. 24 and no kids that I know of




I fixed it for you, but I'm literally the same way, No kids that I know of. Never worn a condom, never bought a condom, fucked a decent amount of girls, nothing crazy, but a decent amount. Sometimes I didn't even pull out, Idk if the girl I lost my virginity to was on the pill she was 18 I was 16 or maybe 15 I don't remember, but I totally came inside like a boss. She didn't bitch about it so I'm sure she was on the pill.. We broke up before I would ever have seen any signs of pregnancy and she never came after me sayin' YOU'S MAH BABY'S DADDY. So I think I'm good.

But the pull out method doesn't always work and I shoot precum like a fire hose so I've always been afraid theres a ninja member of seal team 6 who's gonna sneak into my precum and run in like a fuckin' kamikaze behind enemy lines and knock her up.

But I always do the pull out method. Plus I've done the whole kegels and shit trying to have multiple orgasms (it totally works, if you can clench your kegels completely while you cum you won't cum but you'll have an orgasm and can keep fucking away) but I can only orgasm twice, never gotten more, I've read reports that if you get good at this you can orgasm like 10 fucking times. Anyways back to relevance sort of.

If I'm fucking a girl missionary and I pull out I can "accidentally" blast a girl with a facial. I usually only do this to girls who won't swallow, or who won't let me bust on their face/mouth to begin with, so I gotta sneak attack that shit.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21803042 - 06/13/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nope i'm actually good friends with most of the bitches I fucked. Well we talk and catch up from time to time. There were some randoms thrown in but I used condoms for them. I have no kids. No stds as well now that's surprising I just got checked a month ago.

I literally laughed. Really? Damn I've made some questionable decisions in my life time.

That's why you take them to the clinic. Why I always did that depo shot works for 3 damn months. If this is gonna be a thing your ass has to go to the clinic. I drive and pay for it. Because condoms are fucking horrible just opening the wrapper my boner goes down.

Basically like why the fuck am I even doing this when sex is about that intimate physical connection?

Bitch you got skyrim? :lol:


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (06/13/15 04:36 PM)


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Re: Million Dollar Ideas [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #21803070 - 06/13/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm assuming the Really? Was to the "Sometimes I don't pull out"

When a girl is riding you like a rodeo cowboy on crack, and moaning and saying "I want your cum inside me"

I usually oblige in the heat of the moment, and then immediately after I get this Feeling hard as fuck


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
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