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Kratom-- How to Prepare This?
#21791292 - 06/11/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just recently got some kratom, tried out a 1-2 gram test dose. I put it in hot water to brew as a tea, and large clumps of it stuck together at the top and didn't dissolve. I still ended up eating it (taste like SHITTTTT), and then drank the rest of the brown water.
What's the best way to prep this thing? And when do I start feeling it? I really don't feel much of anything yet, and I think at least 10-15 minutes have passed by...
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
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Wut? Aren't you like a ravenous ridiculous drug fiend?
How is it that you're expecting an orally ingested drug (powdered leaves no less) to work in 10-15 minutes?
And most people just toss and wash it afaik.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: propensity]
#21791306 - 06/11/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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propensity said: Wut? Aren't you like a ravenous ridiculous drug fiend?
How is it that you're expecting an orally ingested drug (powdered leaves no less) to work in 10-15 minutes?
And most people just toss and wash it afaik.
Yes, but it's been literally years and years since I ever ingested a drug orally. Usually the drugs I take come in injectable or smokeable form.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
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Do you have any prior tolerance to opiates? I would have started with 3-4 grams personally. Sometimes it takes 25+ mins. Effects may be subtle at the dose you took. Watch a movie or read a book to take your mind off the waiting game and you may notice it seemingly quicker.
Edit...Nevermind lol.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791325 - 06/11/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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throw kratom into garbage can. you're welcome.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: sprinkles]
#21791335 - 06/11/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Toss and wash with orange juice.
Don't breathe, Toss it in the middle of your tongue with a spoon, wash with some OJ from a water bottle while looking up and let the OJ saturate everything. Also scrape your teeth and roof of your mouth with your tongue to get any of that kratom that stuck off the walls. Gulp it all down. Repeat
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: sprinkles]
#21791336 - 06/11/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're not going to feel anything at that dose, and tea sucks and tastes like shit. I always do two hefty tea spoons. Get a fruit puree. My favorite to mix is odwallas mango. You won't taste bitter asshole with that blend. Just pour enough for a gulp or two. Mix well. Bottoms up. You're welcome.
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I LOVE the taste of Kratom Tea.
I know, it's disgusting and bitter, but if you take those lemon juice extracts that come in the lemon shaped bottle, and the lemon shaped lime bottle and shoot a bunch into the tea it tastes great. I never strain the kratom because I like the taste sorta, but when it's mixxed with lemon and lime it tastes pretty good, toss in a few teabags of your favorite tea and it's definitely not tastey but its not terrible.
Also you can make an extract., You just add some lemon and lime juice to water for the acidic levels and afaik kratom isnt destroyed by heat so you can just boil, but if you're worried just simmer it for a good minute like an hour or so and longer, then strain the leaves and then just simmer or boil all of the water out, but not ALL THE WAY, You'll ruin your pan if you let that shit cake down if you evap all the water, once it's kind of a thick goop, you can just pour it in a pyrex dish, let it dry out ALMOST to bone dry but still liquid enough to easily scrape out, then once you scrape it out, you can put it in an oven for fast drying, or eat it goopy, but tastes worse that way, or if you want to be SURE heat doesnt kill the goodies, you can just put it in a warm place with a fan and it should dry over night, put it on some parchment paper and then scrape it out like BHO once it dries, then you have an extract you can roll into pill size balls and swallow. It's the best way IMO to dose.
Just weigh out your strating weight, and then weigh the ball, and you can calcualte the potency for the extract. Much better than store bought since you know what was in it. Also you can put it in a coffee grinder and powder it once its dry, but it has to be bone dry.
I Use this method when I'm out and about because I can easily pop a pill but eating like 7 grams of kratom in public is easily spotted and even though it's legal it draws questions
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: sprinkles]
#21791380 - 06/11/15 01:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: throw kratom into garbage can. you're welcome.
Shut up!!
@Snake eyes, throw about a half cup of powder into some tea...you have tea right? Iced tea... spin it around with a spoon, gulp gulp gulp....fill said sake cup with more tea, spin around residual leaf...spin a spin a spin, gulp gulp gulp...a thank you a verry much anda come again .. 
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791390 - 06/11/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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also you need to be in the 3-7 gram range, 3 or 4 if you want stimmy effects, and 7+ if you want nodding.
If you take more than 7 only do 7 at a time, because if you it half an oz at once you'll puke. almost guaranteed, take the 7 and wait for it to get out of your stomach and take the other 7.
I learned that the hard way.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791398 - 06/11/15 01:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The thing with orange juice, tea, etc is that it doesn't mix very well. You're going to get a shit ton of power just floating on the top. It needs a thick binder for it all. Trust me on the fruit puree. I know what I'm talkin about.
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Thats why you aspin aspin aspin...and drinka liquid...it go down verry verry smooth.. fuck that thick shit, Im not trying to dwell on it..
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Yeah I'd put it in smoothies from time to time too.
Its not bad mixed in yogurt, but yes the tea nand leaves dont mix well if you leave it in, you get really chunky at the bottom but I just shake the bottle a lot, and then when its gone I feel with water and drink till the leaves are out.
But my extract I described I just ball up and eat like pils.
I was curious about plugging it and then I realized lemon juice and lime juice would make me burn like a MOFO
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Stop trying to get in osculates pants... drink in tea, spoon mix up verry well...almost like...liquid
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791418 - 06/11/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck drinking it with water lol
and with yogurt? 7grams+ is alot of yogurt
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: blackhawk]
#21791425 - 06/11/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I didnt say water I said iced tea!
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791427 - 06/11/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: Stop trying to get in osculates pants... drink in tea, spoon mix up verry well...almost like...liquid
I'm not.. I have a blendtec blender, I juice a lot, when I juice sometimes I throw in my Kratom into my juices.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791428 - 06/11/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ita makey go
Thata rear talk..
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791429 - 06/11/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Even mixing it really fast as you drink it, it still separates and is rather scratchy on the throat. And it's not really dwelling on it my way. You only pour enough for a gulp or two.
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Parachute it.
The only way.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21791435 - 06/11/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Like I said, I enjoy the taste of high quality kratom.
Afer taking valerian root to sleep, kratom tastes like sweat tea on its own.
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I guess Im just that hardcore.
Hey snake eyes, drink a cup of strong coffee once you feel the kratom tingle.. most excellent,.
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'Sweat tea'
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Real men drink it with sour tea..
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Amanita86 said: I didnt say water I said iced tea!

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OsculateOfDemise said: Even mixing it really fast as you drink it, it still separates and is rather scratchy on the throat. And it's not really dwelling on it my way. You only pour enough for a gulp or two.
It does get some powder on my throat and it gets itchy and I try to cough it out. I can't imagine that OJ is good for my enamel either
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you mix the kratom with human hair soaked in mountain dew and then smoke it, you will get super high.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: blackhawk]
#21791452 - 06/11/15 01:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Parachuting is the best way to get large quantities down your gullet with the littlest issues. Taste or otherwise.
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#21791459 - 06/11/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I shoot that mang da in ma ding brah, rear talk
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21791461 - 06/11/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SoupSandwich said: Parachuting is the best way to get large quantities down your gullet with the littlest issues. Taste or otherwise. 
Does parachuting kratom powder actually work? By parachuting, you mean sticking it up your ass right?
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791464 - 06/11/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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OsculateOfDemise said: 'Sweat tea'

ahaha, sorry I'm on 60 mgs of temazepam atm.Quote:
Crystal G said:
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SoupSandwich said: Parachuting is the best way to get large quantities down your gullet with the littlest issues. Taste or otherwise. 
Does parachuting kratom powder actually work? By parachuting, you mean sticking it up your ass right?
NO. that's plugging, boofing, etc.
Parachuting is taking one ply of toilet paper, wrapping the kratom in it and swallowing it all. The body can digest the paper, just mkae sure you take the plies apart if you ave quilted multiply toilet paper
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21791465 - 06/11/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Y'all do what you want, but I have this shit on lock down. Take my advice or leave it. Easiest way I've ever done it, and I've tried lots. Toss n wash, orange juice, yogurt, you name it.
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Quote:
Psychonautica said: also you need to be in the 3-7 gram range, 3 or 4 if you want stimmy effects, and 7+ if you want nodding.
If you take more than 7 only do 7 at a time, because if you it half an oz at once you'll puke. almost guaranteed, take the 7 and wait for it to get out of your stomach and take the other 7.
Alright I just swallowed another tablespoon and washed down with water, we'll see what this does. I took another 5 grams or so I'm guessing.
Somebody else asked if I had opiate tolerance, I do…. will being on suboxone interfere with it? because from my knowledge kratom is not an opiate. Does it affect it if you have cross-tolerance to opiates?
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You cant really wash with the yogurt homegurl.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791473 - 06/11/15 02:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have a feeling that if what you say is true you probably wont feel shit.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791474 - 06/11/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have a natural tolerance to opiates and I have found that I need a higher dose than most people. Dunno if that's related since I know they act on the same receptors but that's what I have noticed from my experience.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791476 - 06/11/15 02:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just down a whole shitload of it very quickly, then relax, try not to vomit, and enjoy the warm glow.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21791478 - 06/11/15 02:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kratom, God's gift to mankind. Less mind scrambling than weed. Definitely less body load than alcohol.
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Quote:
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Does parachuting kratom powder actually work? By parachuting, you mean sticking it up your ass right?
NO. that's plugging, boofing, etc.
Parachuting is taking one ply of toilet paper, wrapping the kratom in it and swallowing it all. The body can digest the paper, just mkae sure you take the plies apart if you ave quilted multiply toilet paper
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21791490 - 06/11/15 02:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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that's a lot of powder to be parachuting imo. The only thing I have ever parachuted was mdma cause you need so little.
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I don't personally like parachuting.
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TOSS AND WASH!!
...Im sorry for yelling.
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Love it, I love nearly choking to death on toilet paper.
But seriously, the easiest way to get a huge load of substance into your stomach.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791498 - 06/11/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey Crystal, I hope you enjoy it. 
I just toss and wash with water. If the flavor bothers you, then use orange juice. Swish it around in your mouth before swallowing or else clumps will catch in your throat. Not every time, but it will happen eventually if you're washing down a full dose all at once.
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Caps fer days.
Then I run out of caps, so I buy more

I will pass on even risking to taste that bitterness going down.
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Yeah, probably the best way if you already have a capsule machine.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: SoupSandwich]
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Or if you don't need to dose high like some people.
Some days I just take 3-5 caps which is like 30 seconds of encapsuling maybe.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791540 - 06/11/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SoupSandwich said: Parachuting is the best way to get large quantities down your gullet with the littlest issues. Taste or otherwise. 
Does parachuting kratom powder actually work? By parachuting, you mean sticking it up your ass right?
No crystal. Kratom does not actually work, no matter what ROA you use. Now you know. 
damnit druggie get your shit straight. parachuting is oral admin. plugging is ass
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: sprinkles]
#21791554 - 06/11/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have felt almost overwhelmed from 2-3 grams of potent kratom.
Sorry if you have abused drugs to the point it doesn't work for you sprinkles or maybe it just doesn't work for you in general, who knows.
Or you could have tried bunk shit.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: sprinkles]
#21791557 - 06/11/15 02:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, like down your throat, not up your wazoo.
I've never understood plugging, though had a friend who said that was his preferred method for doing H. I always wondered how you keep it from dribbling out?
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21791559 - 06/11/15 02:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your sphincter should suffice for that.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: sprinkles]
#21791561 - 06/11/15 02:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I once plugged a marble. It lives in my brain now
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21791568 - 06/11/15 02:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SoupSandwich said: I always wondered how you keep it from dribbling out?
Your sphincter should suffice for that.
But if you're shooting water up there, do you have to keep your sphincter tight for a set amount of time? What if you sit down and now your dose is all over the chair or couch?
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791569 - 06/11/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I stuck a marble up my nose as a kid and freaked out cuz I didn't know how to get it out
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21791585 - 06/11/15 02:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SoupSandwich said: Yeah, like down your throat, not up your wazoo.
I've never understood plugging, though had a friend who said that was his preferred method for doing H. I always wondered how you keep it from dribbling out?
Your ass is like a vacuum. I've squirted oral syringes up my butt while standing up even and only stuck the tip of the syringe in, and it still didn't dribble out my ass.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791667 - 06/11/15 03:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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2-5 000 gel caps
I don't even wash my hands afterward
but gelatin is rough on your digestive air way
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21792713 - 06/11/15 11:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Does parachuting kratom powder actually work? By parachuting, you mean sticking it up your ass right?
Anyone starting to think crystal doesn't even do drugs at all?
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: propensity]
#21792782 - 06/11/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SoupSandwich said: Parachuting is the best way to get large quantities down your gullet with the littlest issues. Taste or otherwise. 
Does parachuting kratom powder actually work? By parachuting, you mean sticking it up your ass right?
Anyone starting to think crystal doesn't even do drugs at all?
DUDE I just don't have experience with orally-ingested drugs okay!
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21792818 - 06/11/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: also you need to be in the 3-7 gram range, 3 or 4 if you want stimmy effects, and 7+ if you want nodding.
If you take more than 7 only do 7 at a time, because if you it half an oz at once you'll puke. almost guaranteed, take the 7 and wait for it to get out of your stomach and take the other 7.
Alright I just swallowed another tablespoon and washed down with water, we'll see what this does. I took another 5 grams or so I'm guessing.
Somebody else asked if I had opiate tolerance, I do…. will being on suboxone interfere with it? because from my knowledge kratom is not an opiate. Does it affect it if you have cross-tolerance to opiates?
Not sure why no one touched this, but I doubt you will get much effect from kratom while on suboxone. I recommend you ween off the suboxone with kratom, its alot healthier, cheaper, less addictive, and easier to come off of when you're ready.
Although im sure youre not ready, so groove on.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: danielx]
#21792840 - 06/11/15 12:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Best way to do Kratom is to snort a line off my erect penis. No seriously yogurt or capsules sound best to me.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: danielx]
#21792849 - 06/11/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Judging from that other thread, I would lower your dose to suboxone as much as possible before even starting a regiment with kratom.
Get yourself into as much pain as you can bare, and then relieve that pain with kratom. You will feel fairly sober after coming off a much more potent opiate, but the pain will be gone and you will learn to love kratom for that. Once you can get by on just kratom alone, start lowering your doses. Get down to where 2 grams works at easing any anxiety or other symptoms, and then go a week without even the kratom.
Then once you start taking it again, you should actually feel the effects it provides being much more prominent.
Sounds like you worked yourself into a deep hole, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21793249 - 06/11/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I actually just ate my first ever dose of kratom. I just tossed it in my mouth and washed it down.
Not even bad!
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: propensity]
#21793265 - 06/11/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You probably didn't feel it because you we're on subs.
You also probably didn't feel it because you have an opi addiction right?
I'm an ex heroin addict, (snorted) and the ONLY time I EVER nodded from kratom was from headshop kratom, which I think was o-desmethyl-tramadol now, because kratom has never come even near the effects that day, i wasn't just the slight nod kratom gives you.
I was MOTHER FUCKED up. I was nodding out so fucking hard, like, comparable to sniffing some H. I ate like 14 grams of some head shop maeng da and was floooored.
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I just ate 3.5 grams of red maeng da. It's fantastic.
But I have no opiate tolerance whatsoever.
Kratom is the shit though. Shouldn't have waited this long to try it.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: propensity]
#21793500 - 06/11/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get a turkey baster and make a kratom tea and squirt a liter of the tea up your ass and let it spill out then suck it back up again then squirt it back in. Repeat this four or five times for best results.
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kratom is cool, i drank last night and for the rest of the day felt like i had drank with kratom that shit isn't even noticable 3 or 4 hours later
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: propensity]
#21793518 - 06/11/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My favorite is to take my kratom and then have a fresh strong cup of black coffee ready to go and I sip on that for most of the duration. Coffee compliments kratom perfectly.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: daytripper05]
#21793523 - 06/11/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds about right. Sadly out of coffee at the moment though.
Probably do a big pot of spring darjeeling though.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: propensity]
#21793578 - 06/11/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kratom to an heroin addict or opiate pill user would be like given half a ritalin pill to an IV meth addict.
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I think pot and 5-HTP compliment a krat nod perfectly. Ahh, the variety of the human bioindustrial brain sack.
Maybe some benadryl or other antihistamines.
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