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Kratom-- How to Prepare This?
#21791292 - 06/11/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just recently got some kratom, tried out a 1-2 gram test dose. I put it in hot water to brew as a tea, and large clumps of it stuck together at the top and didn't dissolve. I still ended up eating it (taste like SHITTTTT), and then drank the rest of the brown water.
What's the best way to prep this thing? And when do I start feeling it? I really don't feel much of anything yet, and I think at least 10-15 minutes have passed by...
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791303 - 06/11/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wut? Aren't you like a ravenous ridiculous drug fiend?
How is it that you're expecting an orally ingested drug (powdered leaves no less) to work in 10-15 minutes?
And most people just toss and wash it afaik.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: propensity]
#21791306 - 06/11/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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propensity said: Wut? Aren't you like a ravenous ridiculous drug fiend?
How is it that you're expecting an orally ingested drug (powdered leaves no less) to work in 10-15 minutes?
And most people just toss and wash it afaik.
Yes, but it's been literally years and years since I ever ingested a drug orally. Usually the drugs I take come in injectable or smokeable form.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791312 - 06/11/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do you have any prior tolerance to opiates? I would have started with 3-4 grams personally. Sometimes it takes 25+ mins. Effects may be subtle at the dose you took. Watch a movie or read a book to take your mind off the waiting game and you may notice it seemingly quicker.
Edit...Nevermind lol.
Edited by BoomBoom (06/11/15 01:14 AM)
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Crystal G]
#21791325 - 06/11/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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throw kratom into garbage can. you're welcome.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: sprinkles]
#21791335 - 06/11/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Toss and wash with orange juice.
Don't breathe, Toss it in the middle of your tongue with a spoon, wash with some OJ from a water bottle while looking up and let the OJ saturate everything. Also scrape your teeth and roof of your mouth with your tongue to get any of that kratom that stuck off the walls. Gulp it all down. Repeat
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: sprinkles]
#21791336 - 06/11/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're not going to feel anything at that dose, and tea sucks and tastes like shit. I always do two hefty tea spoons. Get a fruit puree. My favorite to mix is odwallas mango. You won't taste bitter asshole with that blend. Just pour enough for a gulp or two. Mix well. Bottoms up. You're welcome.
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I LOVE the taste of Kratom Tea.
I know, it's disgusting and bitter, but if you take those lemon juice extracts that come in the lemon shaped bottle, and the lemon shaped lime bottle and shoot a bunch into the tea it tastes great. I never strain the kratom because I like the taste sorta, but when it's mixxed with lemon and lime it tastes pretty good, toss in a few teabags of your favorite tea and it's definitely not tastey but its not terrible.
Also you can make an extract., You just add some lemon and lime juice to water for the acidic levels and afaik kratom isnt destroyed by heat so you can just boil, but if you're worried just simmer it for a good minute like an hour or so and longer, then strain the leaves and then just simmer or boil all of the water out, but not ALL THE WAY, You'll ruin your pan if you let that shit cake down if you evap all the water, once it's kind of a thick goop, you can just pour it in a pyrex dish, let it dry out ALMOST to bone dry but still liquid enough to easily scrape out, then once you scrape it out, you can put it in an oven for fast drying, or eat it goopy, but tastes worse that way, or if you want to be SURE heat doesnt kill the goodies, you can just put it in a warm place with a fan and it should dry over night, put it on some parchment paper and then scrape it out like BHO once it dries, then you have an extract you can roll into pill size balls and swallow. It's the best way IMO to dose.
Just weigh out your strating weight, and then weigh the ball, and you can calcualte the potency for the extract. Much better than store bought since you know what was in it. Also you can put it in a coffee grinder and powder it once its dry, but it has to be bone dry.
I Use this method when I'm out and about because I can easily pop a pill but eating like 7 grams of kratom in public is easily spotted and even though it's legal it draws questions
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: sprinkles]
#21791380 - 06/11/15 01:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: throw kratom into garbage can. you're welcome.
Shut up!!
@Snake eyes, throw about a half cup of powder into some tea...you have tea right? Iced tea... spin it around with a spoon, gulp gulp gulp....fill said sake cup with more tea, spin around residual leaf...spin a spin a spin, gulp gulp gulp...a thank you a verry much anda come again .. 
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791390 - 06/11/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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also you need to be in the 3-7 gram range, 3 or 4 if you want stimmy effects, and 7+ if you want nodding.
If you take more than 7 only do 7 at a time, because if you it half an oz at once you'll puke. almost guaranteed, take the 7 and wait for it to get out of your stomach and take the other 7.
I learned that the hard way.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791398 - 06/11/15 01:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The thing with orange juice, tea, etc is that it doesn't mix very well. You're going to get a shit ton of power just floating on the top. It needs a thick binder for it all. Trust me on the fruit puree. I know what I'm talkin about.
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Thats why you aspin aspin aspin...and drinka liquid...it go down verry verry smooth.. fuck that thick shit, Im not trying to dwell on it..
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Yeah I'd put it in smoothies from time to time too.
Its not bad mixed in yogurt, but yes the tea nand leaves dont mix well if you leave it in, you get really chunky at the bottom but I just shake the bottle a lot, and then when its gone I feel with water and drink till the leaves are out.
But my extract I described I just ball up and eat like pils.
I was curious about plugging it and then I realized lemon juice and lime juice would make me burn like a MOFO
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Stop trying to get in osculates pants... drink in tea, spoon mix up verry well...almost like...liquid
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791418 - 06/11/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck drinking it with water lol
and with yogurt? 7grams+ is alot of yogurt
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: blackhawk]
#21791425 - 06/11/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I didnt say water I said iced tea!
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791427 - 06/11/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: Stop trying to get in osculates pants... drink in tea, spoon mix up verry well...almost like...liquid
I'm not.. I have a blendtec blender, I juice a lot, when I juice sometimes I throw in my Kratom into my juices.
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791428 - 06/11/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ita makey go
Thata rear talk..
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Re: Kratom-- How to Prepare This? [Re: Amanita86]
#21791429 - 06/11/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Even mixing it really fast as you drink it, it still separates and is rather scratchy on the throat. And it's not really dwelling on it my way. You only pour enough for a gulp or two.
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Parachute it.
The only way.
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