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Look downward in shame
    #21790770 - 06/10/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am a barn owl. I am better than you. You were probably offended by my statement, you might even believe i owe you an explanation, but you are wrong.

How dare any of you gaze so arrogantly
Humans are feral beasts. You are not an evolved form of a monkey. Monkeys are faster, stronger, they have tails, and they do not hate the holy fucking shit out of each other. Monkeys existed before humans, and they will exist at least as long as humans, because monkeys are  better than you in every way.

Humanity is the only thing that hates humanity, and mankind is the only enemy of mankind. Your species will wipe itself off of the face of the earth faster than anything in the history of this planet. Humans are so foul that they will likely wipe out many if not all other species along with themselves.

Your science and religions are horrifying. A good chunk of mankind believes in a god who gets satisfaction by mutilating sinners with fire for eternity! You are all idiots! No exceptions!!  You worship satan, which is something YOU gave birth to~~~o Another chunk of humanity refuses all religions, and arrogantly believes they are above deception, they are just as arrogant as everyone else.

Humans fought 2 world wars, and detonated 2 weaponized stars above 2 cities  over 2 decades b4 you set 2 feet on the moon. What the hell are you so proud of?
Do you realize that your species has weaponized stars pointed at each other with deadly precision? These weaponized stars will blacken the sun when they are detonated, they will literally fall from the sky on ICBM / MIRV re-entry vehicles, and they will flash so brightly that the sun goes black in the daytime, and at night time they will make it day. The stars will fall from the sky, & They are set to detonate 1-4 miles in the air because you are worse than any satan beast your species hatefully created.

  When nuclear weapons are airbursted, the thermal flash hits all of you , all of your property and all of your skin and hair will be ignited and you will suffer 3rd degree burns, in the next few seconds the blast wave reflects off the ground back into itself creating a Y shaped mach stem (aka mach front) with 2-3x the original blast force.

This is significant because the lake of fire so many of you pray to is literally created when the vapor of the mach front slams into your ignited world with a literal lake of fire, and you are to blame. Do not blame God, do not blame science, do not blame religfags, do not blame atheists, do not blame christians, do not blame America, do not blame Russians, do not blame Gooks. You are to blame. You.

Humanity will bring forth lakes of fire upon itself, and only humanity is to blame. Stop making shit up. I am a barn owl, and I am better than you. Hail supreme leader Jesus, or Yeshua, whatever you are too enraged to call him. You are not important to me, you are not important to anyone, you are only important to Him, so Look downward in shame. I am better than you simply because you are offended by me saying this.


Edited by low_owl (06/11/15 02:45 AM)


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Re: Look downward in shame [Re: low_owl]
    #21790832 - 06/10/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Poopies!!!


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Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!




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Re: Look downward in shame [Re: DensePlacebo]
    #21791159 - 06/11/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Look downward in shame [Re: low_owl]
    #21792247 - 06/11/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



Owl Capone was one of the worst gangsters in cartoon history.


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