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A short story I wrote
    #2178922 - 12/15/03 07:52 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/zc321/dog.txt


It's an epic tale of one kid's fight against a lot of things.


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: ]
    #2179953 - 12/15/03 05:01 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

You are fucking crazy, man, and I mean that in the best way possible. :grin:
Peace.


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2181331 - 12/16/03 01:13 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

my life will never be the same
thank you for snapping me out of my linear, sensical phase


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: ]
    #2185170 - 12/17/03 01:41 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Sweet Jeebus dude! How many times did you have to re-write that to get all the errors in there?

BN


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: ]
    #2185287 - 12/17/03 02:52 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

OMG DUD THATS SO FUNYY
I ALMOST SHAT MYPANTS BUT I DIDNT OK SO DONT WORY
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHH


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: ]
    #2189580 - 12/19/03 07:22 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Can you post it here? Angelfire is blocked at our proxy.


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: ]
    #2189587 - 12/19/03 07:31 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

thanks man, that was incredible

"THE HORSE SAYS WAT I DONT NO WAT YOUR SAYEN IM A HORSE"

"THEN TELLS THEM THE SECRETS TO THE KINGDOM BUTT THEY CANT HERE IT. OR CAN THEY"
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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: ]
    #2190833 - 12/19/03 04:37 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

LOL... I don't know what's funnier... the story or the spelling constant spelling mistakes.


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #2191072 - 12/19/03 06:41 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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THE TAIL OF THE DOG AND THE CAT AND THEN THERES A GUY HIS NAME IS BEN OK


capter 1

FRED(DOG) FINDS A CAT HIDING IN THE GUTER THE DOG SAYS LOL WAT U R DOING IN THEIR???????????????

CAT: IM HIDING U FAG I HAD SOME MILK THEN I DROPED IT !!!!!!!!
THE DOG GETS MADE AND HE TAIKS A GIENT ACORN AND CRUSHES THE CATS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


chapter 2

THE DOG RUNS AWAY AND IS HAPY COWS HE GOT HIS REVEGE HES TROTTEN DOWN THE ROAD LIKE A HORSE LOL WAT A DUM DOG
A GUY ON A HORSE WITH ARMOR ON COMES BY AND SAYS UR NOT A FUKEN HORSE THE DOG BARKS BUTT THINKS HE CAN SPEKE ENGLISH BUTT THE

GUY DOSENT NO WAT HES SAYEN THE GUY TELLS HIS HORSE TO TRAPPLE THE DOG THE HORSE SAYS WAT I DONT NO WAT YOUR SAYEN IM A HORSE


chaprter 3 (THE FINAL FITE)

THE HORSE BUYS A TICKET TO THE BIG FITE SOME BOXEN MATCH OR SOMETIN HE GOSE THERE AND THEIRS A GUY WITH A DOG ITS THE ONE DOG HE SAW!!!!!

DOG(fred) IS ON A COLLAR AN SAYS TO HIS MASTER BARK B ARK BARK THE MASTER IS REAL SMART AND HE NOSE WAT THE DOG IS SAYIN SO HE
TURNS INTO A WOOLEY MAMMOTH AND PIERCES THE HORSES ARMOR WITH HIS TUSK



CHAMPTER 4

THE MASTER LOOKS AT THE DED HORSE AND BUT THE BOXEN MACH IS ON SO THEY NOCK OUT THE MASTER THE DOG BITES HIS COLER OFF AND RUNS OUT OF THE BILDING

WEN HES RUNNEN DOWN THE ROAD HE C'S THE CAT HE SMANSHED AND SAYS IM SOREY HERE TAKE TIS COLER THEN PUTS THE COLER ON THE CAT AND NOW THE
CAT B-LONGS TO THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!


CHAPER5

A EAGLE FLYS OVER THE DOG AND FREND THERES A INDIAN NOISE COMING FROM SOME WEAR THEN A OWL SWOOPS DOWN AND IMAPLES THE DOG WITH A MITEY BLOW

THE EAGLE SAYS WAO THEN FLYS AWAY TO TELL HIS FREND LIKE THE MOVIE BEASTMASTER U SEEN IT THEY THROW A BABBEY IN A FIRE THEN
KEVIN SORBO OR SOMETING SAFES HIM I DONT NO I HAENT CEEN IT IN A WILE

CHAPTER 6

THE BEAST MASTER(ZC) FIND A TIME MACIHNE GOSE BACK INTO TIME BUT ONLEY FOR 5 MINTUES THEN HAS TO POOP AGEN COWS TAT WAT HE DOEN 5 MINES AGO
AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH



CHAPTER &

A FLYING CLOWN FROM THE MOVIE SPAWN TURNS OFF A LIGHT THEN THE MILK MAN LEAVES MILK AT THE BEASTMASTERS DOOR ZC OPENS THE DOOR DRINKS SOME MILK

IT STARTS SNOWEN THEN THE SKY OPENS UP SATEN COMES DOWN SAYS ZC TAIK ME TO UR LEADER I SAY WAT DO U MEAN HE BRAKES ME HEAD OPEN

CHAPTER 67

ZC DIES THEN ANDRE THE GIENT RUNS FROM A LAKE SUPRISING SATEN SATEN DOSENT NO WATS GOIN ON THEN ANDRE THE GIANT BODY SLAMES HIM
OFF A CLIFF. SINCE ITS THANKGIVING A TURKEY MADE OFF GOBLIN POOP HIDES ON A PLATE ANDRE EATS IT DIES BECOMES A GOBLIN......


CHAPTER 8

(THE CITY OF MONSTERS)

A MONSTER IN A KIDS BODY......................... HIANDRW THE GIENT IS NOW A GOBLIN AND HIDES IN A A PRETTY LADYS BATHROOM TURNS INTO A TOILET
SHE SITS ON THE TOILET HE EATS HER WHOLE SHE HAS A CAT AND A DOG THEY BOTH NOCK ON THE DOOR SAY HELLO WE HERD A HOLLAR R U OK MAM


CHAPTER 9

THE DOG AND CAT (YES THEY R THE SAME ONES FROME ERLYIER) I WAS KIDDEN AQBOUT THEM BEAN HRUT THEY TAKE THE HORSE THAT
THE MASTER WAS THE GIRL!!!! NOT THE HORSE OK IT WAS A DREAM IN CHAPTER 3


CHAPTER 10

THE DOG AND CAT THERE NAMES R FRED AND THE CATS NAME IS TED THEY GET THE HORSE RIDE IN ON A MOUNTAIN GO THROUGH A VALLEY
THEN TURN A ROUND THEY DONT NO WHYT HEY WENT THEIR A MAGIC CLOWN FLYS OVER THERE HEADS THEY R SCARED THEY RUN AWAY AND THE CLOWN
EATS THE HORSE IN FRONT OF THEM BUT THEY HAE T O FITE NOW THERE NERVOUS NELLIES


CHAPTER !!

ZC321 APEARS IN A ANOTHER PLACE THERES A RED CARPET HE COMES THERES SOMES GUYS IN ROBES HE SAYS IS THERE A SANTA

THE FIRST MAN SAYS NO U DUM SHIT ZC EVAPORATES HIM WITH HIS BRANE
THE SECOND MAN SAYS WAT WHO R TAKEN ABOUT ZC LETS HIM GIFT ZC SOME PRESENTS AND LEAVES
THE THIRD MAN IS A GHOST AND SAYS YES SANTA IS REAL ZC TAKES A PLATE WITH GOLD COINS ON IT AND GIVES HIM TO THIS MAN

CHAPTER 12

THE DOG AND CAT R NOW FASEING THE WICKED MAGIC CLOWN THEY HAVE BUG EYES COWS THERE SCARED.

THE MAGIC CLOWN SHOWS HIS TEETH THERE DIRTY KID GET SOME TOOTHPASTE LOL THE DOG AND CAT SIT THEIR TREMBLEN IN FEAR
OUT OF SOMEWHERE A MIST COMES OUT OF TH MIST RISES A AIRPLANE THE DOG AND CAT BOARD IT AND FLY AWAY THE MAGIC CLOWN IS MAD

CHAPTER 13

ZC GOSE INTO THE HIEST TOWER IN THE BUTT CASTLE AND STAYS THERE FOR 100 YEARS HE NOW IS GRAY AND OLD AND HAS A BEARD
HE SAYS 2 HIMSELF WOW IM OLD WAT HAPENED THEN HE SAYS WAT DO I MEAN I BEAN HERE 100 YEARS!!!!!!!!


CHAPTER 145

HE WALSK LIKE A SKELETON NOW BUTT HES FAT SO ITS WEIRD TO SEE AND THE KINGDOM OFF BUT CASTLE HAS LOTS OF PEOPLE U NO SERVANTS
THE KING LOOKS OUT OF HIS CASTLE AND SEES A DOG AND CAT IN PLAIN AND HE SAYS THERES MY FRENDS WOW THERE STILL YOUNG
THE DOG AND CAT PARACHUTE INTO THE TOWER AND ZC BITES THEIR EARS OFF THEN TELLS THEM THE SECRETS TO THE KINGDOM BUTT THEY CANT HERE IT. OR CAN THEY

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Champter 16 wate no 15

ZC THE CASTLE WINZERD GOZE INTO A FURY OFF RAGE THEN SAYS THE CECRETS OFF THE CASTLE, BUTT HE SAYS IT IN LATIN OR SOMETHEN
AND THE DOG AND CAT DONT NO WAT IT MEANS NO WATE THERE EARS R CUT OFF HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


CHAPTER 17

A RADO TRAMSETTER IN A LABRATORY HEARS WAT ZC SAID. THE ANCENTS SECRETS R OUT WAT WILL ZC DO NOW!!!!!!
A CARVEN WITH A SIENTIST COMES 2 THE CASTLE AND SAYS PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE BARKERS MEN R ALL FALLEN DOWN AGEN
THEY QUEINTION ZC WAS DOSE THIS MEAN!! ZC SAYS SIKE THEY R NOT REALLY THE SECRETS
THE GRIME REPOR IS SUMMANED BY THEM AND BE HEADS ZC WITH AN SICKLE.


CHAPTER 18

THE KING IS BERRYED IN A GRAVE IN THE CDENTER OFF THE EARTH. A THOUSAND YEARS PAST BUTT SINCE THE CENTER OFF THE EARTH IS HOT
ZC COMES BACK TO LIFE. HESS STILL OLD THEY CUTT OFF HIS BEARD NOW HES ONE MAD KID

ITS THE YEAR 10000000000000. THERES DINOSAURS AND SPACE SHIPS. BUT NO HUMANS ZC LOOKS AROUND SAYS DAM THIS IS COOL

TO BE CONTRED......




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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: Blastrid]
    #2191209 - 12/19/03 07:56 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Hehehe, fucking good stuff. :grin:
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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: ]
    #2192380 - 12/20/03 06:27 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Good golly miss molly, you guys are swell


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: ]
    #2192439 - 12/20/03 08:00 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

That was so tedious to read, I quit after the 1st word!


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Re: A short story I wrote [Re: daba]
    #2194172 - 12/21/03 06:52 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

thats funny as fuck..


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