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Best Interview Questions
#21787627 - 06/10/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My girlfriend was complaining about work today, and said she has interviews to conduct all morning. I told her just get wierd with it and ask interesting questions. So to help her out with future interviews, what is the weirdest or most interesting interview question you have encountered? What are some funny questions you can come up with to ask?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21787641 - 06/10/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do you tend to in the work's public bathroom? Do you take psychedelics ?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Hayoxp]
#21787649 - 06/10/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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She should ask them if they'd have sex with her and if they say yes she can say they're not hired b/c sexual harrassment.
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Where do you see yourself in 50 years?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Patlal]
#21787667 - 06/10/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I find interviews to be dumb. I'm a good worker I work my ass off at any job. Why I like the job I have now I walked in and said I need a job. Orientations at 8. OK. And now I'm one of the best crab shakers they got.
Making well above minimum which is already 9.47 here in WA. I get paid piece rate making about 140 a day.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21787675 - 06/10/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21787974 - 06/10/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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1. Are you willing to lay down your life to defend the company?
2. Give us all your online logins and passwords so we can monitor you for subversive thoughts.
3. Will you follow all orders even those that are clearly illegal?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Stonehenge]
#21787982 - 06/10/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ya i've done a lot of that shit illegal wise working in the restaurant industry. For some reason I work at a crab proccessing plant. They charge 45 dollars for a pound and the shit that falls on the floor they expect us to pick it up. Even though we gotta wash our shit every time but i'm sure the floor is the dirtiest place. I was like uhhhhh. ok then.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Stonehenge]
#21788076 - 06/10/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stonehenge said: 1. Are you willing to lay down your life to defend the company?
2. Give us all your online logins and passwords so we can monitor you for subversive thoughts.
3. Will you follow all orders even those that are clearly illegal?
Awesome questions.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21788488 - 06/10/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have you seen any indication of our ties to The Illuminati on our website?
What would happen if you stole the company time machine and went back to perform your own abortion?
Do you have any issues with restroom surveillance?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Dilsnique]
#21788677 - 06/10/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what is the largest thing you've inserted into your rectum?
do you shave your pubes? and if so, do you keep the trimmings?
challenge: name five pizza hut specialty pizzas in under thirty seconds.
what is your favorite personal weakness?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21788719 - 06/10/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.
If you're such a charasmatic genius then why the fuck do you work at a crab processing plant?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21788735 - 06/10/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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>Why should I hire you before anyone else?
This ones perfect for just flustering the fuck out of people because its a question with no real answer. They dont know anything about anyone else.
>Whats your greatest strength/weakness?
classic
>Tell me something about yourself?
That ones perfect because it kind of blindsides them into saying something thats related to the job and why they want it without (hopefully) going off on some tangent about themselves
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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Enjoywho said: But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.
If you're such a charasmatic genius then why the fuck do you work at a crab processing plant? 
It's work. I actually enjoy it. The boss doesn't bug me. I show up. Work. Go home. Plus I make 14-16 an hour as I'm actually pretty good at it. NoBody Bugs Me Ito great
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21788856 - 06/10/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.
Lmao i know Mr. Philcybin is facepalming at home right now to this.
At this point, i am too.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: ak47myth]
#21788876 - 06/10/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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- Describe yourself as a colour?
- Do you play for the game, or the win?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: ak47myth]
#21788891 - 06/10/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ak47myth said:
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Enjoywho said: But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.
Lmao i know Mr. Philcybin is facepalming at home right now to this.
At this point, i am too.
It's how I've always done it. I've never not worked. Helped my dad start a business at 11 and once I was legally able to work Never not had a job for more than a month.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 3
#21788893 - 06/10/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I find interviews to be dumb. I'm a good worker I work my ass off at any job. Why I like the job I have now I walked in and said I need a job. Orientations at 8. OK. And now I'm one of the best crab shakers they got.
Making well above minimum which is already 9.47 here in WA. I get paid piece rate making about 140 a day.

I think it's funny you'll find a way to brag about yourself even when it's completely off topic.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21788902 - 06/10/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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And when I'm not working I go hang out in the woods picking Chantrelle's in the fall. Making 60-100 dollars a day. You don't know me at all say whatever you like i'm bored as shit today and rambling.
And yes of course I do. Who cares.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21788910 - 06/10/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
#21788915 - 06/10/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21788927 - 06/10/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT
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Damn straight. Clown all you want.
All I do is
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789015 - 06/10/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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INCREDIBLY CHARISMATIC *prefers job where he's left alone all day*
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Bodhi of Ankou said: >Why should I hire you before anyone else?
This ones perfect for just flustering the fuck out of people because its a question with no real answer. They dont know anything about anyone else.
>Whats your greatest strength/weakness?
classic
>Tell me something about yourself?
That ones perfect because it kind of blindsides them into saying something thats related to the job and why they want it without (hopefully) going off on some tangent about themselves
>greentexting on shroomery
Now I know why you troll so much.. hahaha.
My favorite question I've been asked is "Which Ninja Turtle would you consider yourself"
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Lol go check him out in bitter cactuses sugar mama thread
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Bodhi of Ankou said: INCREDIBLY CHARISMATIC *prefers job where he's left alone all day*
I used to work in restaurants talking pretty girls out of there money. But it's actually nice being left alone. Now I talk all day for free. NOt being forced to.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Lol go check him out in bitter cactuses sugar mama thread 
Bring it I could care less. This is providing me entertainment.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 3
#21789059 - 06/10/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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To what new heights can enjoywho bring his self image?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity] 3
#21789065 - 06/10/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm Very Intelligent
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there money
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 1
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Oh yeah, well I just fucked 50 bitches at the same time with my giant 20 inch cock and they orgasmed 10 times each. Then when I was done they all made me sandwiches and told me how fuckin hard I laid it down bc that's just how I fuckin roll brah..
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MALCOM FUCKING SHIT MAN. 1 SECOND AFTER ME THIS TIME MY CHRIST BRUH.
Last time you beat me by 1 second to post.
We should hang out, IRL.
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I was thinking the same thing earlier lol..
And to think I hated you when you first joined
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21789112 - 06/10/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: INCREDIBLY CHARISMATIC *prefers job where he's left alone all day*
I used to work in restaurants talking pretty girls out of there money. But it's actually nice being left alone. Now I talk all day for free. NOt being forced to.
So basically you were a waiter?
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Oh yeah, well I just fucked 50 bitches at the same time with my giant 20 inch cock and they orgasmed 10 times each. Then when I was done they all made me sandwiches and told me how fuckin hard I laid it down bc that's just how I fuckin roll brah..
Damn but nice work. But I think you'll need more than 20 inches for 50 bitches. 
Busser and I've waited tables. 100+ a day can't argue with that. Not including my paycheck.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 3
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Enjoywho said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: INCREDIBLY CHARISMATIC *prefers job where he's left alone all day*
I used to work in restaurants talking pretty girls out of there money. But it's actually nice being left alone. Now I talk all day for free. NOt being forced to.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
#21789151 - 06/10/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ya plus I fucked quite a few of the servers and more hostesses. This was back when I was 18-20 honestly I miss restaurant work. Even crab shaking which is a total sausage fest I've hooked up with the 2 girls there. It's too funny.
I'm thinking about asking to geating moved to shrimp that's where he shoves all the girls but I doubt he'll let me i make the company too much money
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
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haha keep up the good work prop
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
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It's too bad you said you we're a busboy multiple times all over the forums.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Sheekle] 1
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I used to be. About 6 years. In high school until I was 21ish. In high school I was I was making 60-100 a day. It was good work and a lot of the people I met are still my friends.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 1
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 3
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Yeah the problem is you're trying to make it sound like you're the Hugh Heffner of picking up peoples dirty dishes and secreted leavings.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789206 - 06/10/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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In Alaska you have to be 21 to serve. But I was making more than the waitresses talking them out of there money. They all loved me. Why I couldn't tell ya.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 4
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Alright start bragging about something else I don't want this whole picture to be about your job collecting peoples garbage food.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 2
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Is it your charisma?
Kissing abilities?
Supreme confidence?
Ability to "lay the pipe"?
Your extreme intelligence?
Your relentless work ethic?
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How do you talk them out of their money when you only come in and clean their tables after their eat?
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Omg Becky that guy cleaning off our table was SOOO HOTTT.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
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propensity said: Alright start bragging about something else I don't want this whole picture to be about your job collecting peoples garbage food.
What else. I can brag about being able to lay pipe. What you want what you need? Imma walk up to the store I can brag about anything.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
#21789243 - 06/10/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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you should try and find the quotes of enjoywho saying his old friends used to rape chicks and he didnt care cuz it "wasn't his business"
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Psychonautica said: How do you talk them out of their money when you only come in and clean their tables after their eat?

Talk the pretty girl servers out of it. Tipping is a thing for bussers and I was making at least 60 a day.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Sheekle]
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Lol I remember that thread. It was something about black people being more likely to rape people or something
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Sheekle]
#21789252 - 06/10/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: you should try and find the quotes of enjoywho saying his old friends used to rape chicks and he didnt care cuz it "wasn't his business"

Was a long time ago and I dunno. Honestly I don't want to get into this again.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said: Talk the pretty girl servers out of it. Tipping is a thing for bussers and I was making at least 60 a day. 
"Gross, the aspie busser who always smells like half eaten nasty food talked to me again, I just gave him money to go away"
Cleaning food is such an attractive job.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21789259 - 06/10/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you find that post for me Sheek I'll use it.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said:
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Sheekle said: you should try and find the quotes of enjoywho saying his old friends used to rape chicks and he didnt care cuz it "wasn't his business"

Was a long time ago and I dunno. Honestly I don't want to get into this again.
I thought you could brag about anything?
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These quotes are better:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21679680#21679680
"They are good people but I've also seen them do a lot of shady shit. Including rape."
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No I don't know any rapists anymore. why all the hate on me today you guys that sad about your lives?
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Haha, christ.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21789292 - 06/10/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, you're insecure so you make shit up on the internet constantly and it's hilarious.
Like first you talked customers out of tips, then we we called bullshit about being a busser you changed it to talking waitresses out of tips (no waitress would ever give you tips when you're the bottom of the barrel, less work done than a dishwasher position) or even to anyone, really.
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Enjoywho said: It was shitty as fuck but what am I supposed to do. .
 Such Courage. Much manly. Wow
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haha that courage the cowardly dog icon is cute
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Had some good interview questions there for a bit. Thanks guys and gals. Then the thread devolved into the normal shroomery shit show. If someone wants to lie or brag on the net, why not just let them. Their life must just suck. I ignore it.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21789326 - 06/10/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If I was an interviewer, I would ask the potential employees why the chicken crossed the road. Then right after they answered, tell them that they're wrong and can't be hired anymore. Then I'd say just kidding, maybe you will get hired.
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Psychonautica said: No, you're insecure so you make shit up on the internet constantly and it's hilarious.
Like first you talked customers out of tips, then we we called bullshit about being a busser you changed it to talking waitresses out of tips (no waitress would ever give you tips when you're the bottom of the barrel, less work done than a dishwasher position) or even to anyone, really.
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Enjoywho said: It was shitty as fuck but what am I supposed to do. .
 Such Courage. Much manly. Wow
Nothing I say is made up. My life is back on the up and up. I come here when I'm bored and I don't have anyone to tell my stories too. Think what you will it's all true.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Sheekle]
#21789390 - 06/10/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: If I was an interviewer, I would ask the potential employees why the chicken crossed the road. Then right after they answered, tell them that they're wrong and can't be hired anymore. Then I'd say just kidding, maybe you will get hired.
Yeah just be like, "careful, there is a correct answer here," to put more pressure on them.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
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stratocast said: Had some good interview questions there for a bit. Thanks guys and gals. Then the thread devolved into the normal shroomery shit show. If someone wants to lie or brag on the net, why not just let them. Their life must just suck. I ignore it.
Pretty much
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789398 - 06/10/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I don't have anyone to tell my stories too.
"Extremely Popular" "Very Charismatic"
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I come here when I'm bored and I don't have anyone to tell my stories too.
What about those random people that can't help but talk to you when you walk down the street? They seem like prime candidates for your shitty made up stories
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Enjoywho said: I don't have anyone to tell my stories too.
"Extremely Popular" "Very Charismatic"
I said when I don't. Damn half yall fools can't even read.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21789423 - 06/10/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I don't know any rapists anymore. 
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
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I come here when I'm bored and I don't have anyone to tell my stories too.
What about those random people that can't help but talk to you when you walk down the street? They seem like prime candidates for your shitty made up stories
Nothing is made up think what you will.
Generally we share a laugh because I have no idea we have even met before. Then we just chit chat for a second and go our seperate ways as i'm usually in the process of doing something.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
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Tell her to ask the interviewees what their worst quality is. They will either squirm, have some sort of witty retort or will be completely genuine. Tells you a lot about a person.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Soul-Shine]
#21789456 - 06/10/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Agreed. If I work with girls talking to them is the only thing that slows my work down. Other than that I'm focused I take pride in what I do. When I was a busser in high school the place I was working literally made a rule no bussers at the host stand. Because I was always up there chatting with the pretty girls.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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propensity
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21789508 - 06/10/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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stratocast said: Had some good interview questions there for a bit. Thanks guys and gals. Then the thread devolved into the normal shroomery shit show. If someone wants to lie or brag on the net, why not just let them. Their life must just suck. I ignore it.
I'm letting him, its fun to make shoops of it.
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ak47myth
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Sheekle]
#21790343 - 06/10/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: you should try and find the quotes of enjoywho saying his old friends used to rape chicks and he didnt care cuz it "wasn't his business"
Lmfao. Wow.
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Shroomslip
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21790372 - 06/10/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's an old granny and a young kid in danger and you can only save one, who do you save and why?
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Detached
You know where...


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Shroomslip]
#21790394 - 06/10/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: There's an old granny and a young kid in danger and you can only save one, who do you save and why?
Neither.
I support population control.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Detached]
#21790401 - 06/10/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're not supposed to answer I'm not interviewing you for a job.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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stratocast
Has Been



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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Detached]
#21790408 - 06/10/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached said:
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Shroomslip said: There's an old granny and a young kid in danger and you can only save one, who do you save and why?
Neither.
I support population control.
That's thinking outside the box. You're hired.
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Psychonautica
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Shroomslip]
#21790446 - 06/10/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The bus.
That'd make quite the mess, and by a side effect of saving the bus, I also saved both of the people.
Fuck you I make my own rules.
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Shroomslip said: You're not supposed to answer I'm not interviewing you for a job.
See above :
Fuck you I make my own rules.
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This corporation doesn't tolerate insubordination. We're going to go with another candidate.
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Shroomslip]
#21790464 - 06/10/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: This corporation doesn't tolerate insubordination. We're going to go with another candidate.
No you're not.
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i'm not trying to pile on anyone but holy fuck @ those shoops.
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sprinkles
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: millzy]
#21791832 - 06/11/15 05:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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where would you poop if the toilet was full of pee and wouldnt flush? The garbage? The floor? or would you plooosh into the bowl and risk taking a piss splash and leaving your poop there for the next person to gag looking at?
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Patlal
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21792094 - 06/11/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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stratocast said: My girlfriend was complaining about work today, and said she has interviews to conduct all morning. I told her just get wierd with it and ask interesting questions. So to help her out with future interviews, what is the weirdest or most interesting interview question you have encountered? What are some funny questions you can come up with to ask?
How deep can you go?
Here; use my penis as a guide
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Patlal]
#21792111 - 06/11/15 08:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Any question that involves religion or politics..
I forgot to include this but I had an interview about a year ago for a industrial position and the guy asked me if I went to church. It's not a weird question but definitely way too personal and intrusive for my taste. I made up some bullshit answer.. I didn't get the job. I'm pretty sure those type of questions are frowned upon in the general HR community.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Patlal]
#21792188 - 06/11/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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stratocast said: My girlfriend was complaining about work today, and said she has interviews to conduct all morning. I told her just get wierd with it and ask interesting questions. So to help her out with future interviews, what is the weirdest or most interesting interview question you have encountered? What are some funny questions you can come up with to ask?
How deep can you go?
Here; use my penis as a guide
Gotta tattoo a ruler on it first for extra style points.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: millzy]
#21792751 - 06/11/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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millzy said: i'm not trying to pile on anyone but holy fuck @ those shoops.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
#21793158 - 06/11/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol enjoywho has me on ignore now. What a pussy
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Malcolm said: Lol enjoywho has me on ignore now. What a pussy 
Forever quoting everything you say so he can see it and melt harder.
EDIT : I think I have to do this instead of your screen name.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

Edited by Psychonautica (06/11/15 02:05 PM)
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21793353 - 06/11/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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1: How fast did you drive here today?
2: Whats the fastest you've ever driven?
3: Do you think I could drive faster than you?
4: Whats the slowest you've ever driven without coming to a complete stop?
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I_was_the_walrus said: 1: How fast did you drive here today?
2: Whats the fastest you've ever driven?
3: Do you think I could drive faster than you?
4: Whats the slowest you've ever driven without coming to a complete stop?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Detached]
#21794599 - 06/11/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached said: Any question that involves religion or politics..
I forgot to include this but I had an interview about a year ago for a industrial position and the guy asked me if I went to church. It's not a weird question but definitely way too personal and intrusive for my taste. I made up some bullshit answer.. I didn't get the job. I'm pretty sure those type of questions are frowned upon in the general HR community.
Yea, that question is definitely lawsuit incoming. Interviewing is honestly incredibly difficult. Rarely do you think damn this person is the fucking shit. I curse like a pirate at work so I make sure to drop fuck at least 10 times in the interview to see if they flinch. I'd like to think I'm a pretty chill guy, but in actuality, I'm an OCD perfectionist according to my prior assistant . I like questions about their personal lives like what they do for fun or in their spare time. If the first thing out of their mouth is church, I do not hire them.
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Psychonautica said:
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Malcolm said: Lol enjoywho has me on ignore now. What a pussy 
Forever quoting everything you say so he can see it and melt harder.
EDIT : I think I have to do this instead of your screen name.
Lmao he ignored me for saying this.
Malc Made him melt so fucking hard he got me ignored too.
EnjoyWho - Best melt of 2015
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Tell her to ask them something so idiotic that any sane person would just get up and go. Then hire that person who does say fuck this.
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