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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Shroomslip]
#21790394 - 06/10/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: There's an old granny and a young kid in danger and you can only save one, who do you save and why?
Neither.
I support population control.
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Shroomslip
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Detached]
#21790401 - 06/10/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're not supposed to answer I'm not interviewing you for a job.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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stratocast
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Detached]
#21790408 - 06/10/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached said:
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Shroomslip said: There's an old granny and a young kid in danger and you can only save one, who do you save and why?
Neither.
I support population control.
That's thinking outside the box. You're hired.
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Psychonautica
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Shroomslip]
#21790446 - 06/10/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The bus.
That'd make quite the mess, and by a side effect of saving the bus, I also saved both of the people.
Fuck you I make my own rules.
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Shroomslip said: You're not supposed to answer I'm not interviewing you for a job.
See above :
Fuck you I make my own rules.
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This corporation doesn't tolerate insubordination. We're going to go with another candidate.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Psychonautica
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Shroomslip]
#21790464 - 06/10/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: This corporation doesn't tolerate insubordination. We're going to go with another candidate.
No you're not.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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millzy


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i'm not trying to pile on anyone but holy fuck @ those shoops.
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sprinkles
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: millzy]
#21791832 - 06/11/15 05:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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where would you poop if the toilet was full of pee and wouldnt flush? The garbage? The floor? or would you plooosh into the bowl and risk taking a piss splash and leaving your poop there for the next person to gag looking at?
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Patlal
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21792094 - 06/11/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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stratocast said: My girlfriend was complaining about work today, and said she has interviews to conduct all morning. I told her just get wierd with it and ask interesting questions. So to help her out with future interviews, what is the weirdest or most interesting interview question you have encountered? What are some funny questions you can come up with to ask?
How deep can you go?
Here; use my penis as a guide
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Patlal]
#21792111 - 06/11/15 08:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Any question that involves religion or politics..
I forgot to include this but I had an interview about a year ago for a industrial position and the guy asked me if I went to church. It's not a weird question but definitely way too personal and intrusive for my taste. I made up some bullshit answer.. I didn't get the job. I'm pretty sure those type of questions are frowned upon in the general HR community.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Patlal]
#21792188 - 06/11/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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stratocast said: My girlfriend was complaining about work today, and said she has interviews to conduct all morning. I told her just get wierd with it and ask interesting questions. So to help her out with future interviews, what is the weirdest or most interesting interview question you have encountered? What are some funny questions you can come up with to ask?
How deep can you go?
Here; use my penis as a guide
Gotta tattoo a ruler on it first for extra style points.
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propensity
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: millzy]
#21792751 - 06/11/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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millzy said: i'm not trying to pile on anyone but holy fuck @ those shoops.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
#21793158 - 06/11/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol enjoywho has me on ignore now. What a pussy
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Malcolm said: Lol enjoywho has me on ignore now. What a pussy 
Forever quoting everything you say so he can see it and melt harder.
EDIT : I think I have to do this instead of your screen name.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

Edited by Psychonautica (06/11/15 02:05 PM)
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21793353 - 06/11/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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1: How fast did you drive here today?
2: Whats the fastest you've ever driven?
3: Do you think I could drive faster than you?
4: Whats the slowest you've ever driven without coming to a complete stop?
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Enjoywho
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I_was_the_walrus said: 1: How fast did you drive here today?
2: Whats the fastest you've ever driven?
3: Do you think I could drive faster than you?
4: Whats the slowest you've ever driven without coming to a complete stop?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Detached]
#21794599 - 06/11/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached said: Any question that involves religion or politics..
I forgot to include this but I had an interview about a year ago for a industrial position and the guy asked me if I went to church. It's not a weird question but definitely way too personal and intrusive for my taste. I made up some bullshit answer.. I didn't get the job. I'm pretty sure those type of questions are frowned upon in the general HR community.
Yea, that question is definitely lawsuit incoming. Interviewing is honestly incredibly difficult. Rarely do you think damn this person is the fucking shit. I curse like a pirate at work so I make sure to drop fuck at least 10 times in the interview to see if they flinch. I'd like to think I'm a pretty chill guy, but in actuality, I'm an OCD perfectionist according to my prior assistant . I like questions about their personal lives like what they do for fun or in their spare time. If the first thing out of their mouth is church, I do not hire them.
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Psychonautica
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Quote:
Psychonautica said:
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Malcolm said: Lol enjoywho has me on ignore now. What a pussy 
Forever quoting everything you say so he can see it and melt harder.
EDIT : I think I have to do this instead of your screen name.
Lmao he ignored me for saying this.
Malc Made him melt so fucking hard he got me ignored too.
EnjoyWho - Best melt of 2015
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zappaisgod
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Tell her to ask them something so idiotic that any sane person would just get up and go. Then hire that person who does say fuck this.
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