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propensity
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Haha, christ.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
#21789291 - 06/10/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21789292 - 06/10/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, you're insecure so you make shit up on the internet constantly and it's hilarious.
Like first you talked customers out of tips, then we we called bullshit about being a busser you changed it to talking waitresses out of tips (no waitress would ever give you tips when you're the bottom of the barrel, less work done than a dishwasher position) or even to anyone, really.
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Enjoywho said: It was shitty as fuck but what am I supposed to do. .
 Such Courage. Much manly. Wow
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Sheekle
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haha that courage the cowardly dog icon is cute
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stratocast
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Had some good interview questions there for a bit. Thanks guys and gals. Then the thread devolved into the normal shroomery shit show. If someone wants to lie or brag on the net, why not just let them. Their life must just suck. I ignore it.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21789326 - 06/10/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If I was an interviewer, I would ask the potential employees why the chicken crossed the road. Then right after they answered, tell them that they're wrong and can't be hired anymore. Then I'd say just kidding, maybe you will get hired.
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Enjoywho
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Psychonautica said: No, you're insecure so you make shit up on the internet constantly and it's hilarious.
Like first you talked customers out of tips, then we we called bullshit about being a busser you changed it to talking waitresses out of tips (no waitress would ever give you tips when you're the bottom of the barrel, less work done than a dishwasher position) or even to anyone, really.
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Enjoywho said: It was shitty as fuck but what am I supposed to do. .
 Such Courage. Much manly. Wow
Nothing I say is made up. My life is back on the up and up. I come here when I'm bored and I don't have anyone to tell my stories too. Think what you will it's all true.
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stratocast
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Sheekle]
#21789390 - 06/10/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: If I was an interviewer, I would ask the potential employees why the chicken crossed the road. Then right after they answered, tell them that they're wrong and can't be hired anymore. Then I'd say just kidding, maybe you will get hired.
Yeah just be like, "careful, there is a correct answer here," to put more pressure on them.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21789392 - 06/10/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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stratocast said: Had some good interview questions there for a bit. Thanks guys and gals. Then the thread devolved into the normal shroomery shit show. If someone wants to lie or brag on the net, why not just let them. Their life must just suck. I ignore it.
Pretty much
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Psychonautica
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789398 - 06/10/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I don't have anyone to tell my stories too.
"Extremely Popular" "Very Charismatic"
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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I come here when I'm bored and I don't have anyone to tell my stories too.
What about those random people that can't help but talk to you when you walk down the street? They seem like prime candidates for your shitty made up stories
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Enjoywho
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Psychonautica said:
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Enjoywho said: I don't have anyone to tell my stories too.
"Extremely Popular" "Very Charismatic"
I said when I don't. Damn half yall fools can't even read.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21789423 - 06/10/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I don't know any rapists anymore. 
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Enjoywho
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789430 - 06/10/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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I come here when I'm bored and I don't have anyone to tell my stories too.
What about those random people that can't help but talk to you when you walk down the street? They seem like prime candidates for your shitty made up stories
Nothing is made up think what you will.
Generally we share a laugh because I have no idea we have even met before. Then we just chit chat for a second and go our seperate ways as i'm usually in the process of doing something.
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Soul-Shine

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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789445 - 06/10/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tell her to ask the interviewees what their worst quality is. They will either squirm, have some sort of witty retort or will be completely genuine. Tells you a lot about a person.
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Enjoywho
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Soul-Shine]
#21789456 - 06/10/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Agreed. If I work with girls talking to them is the only thing that slows my work down. Other than that I'm focused I take pride in what I do. When I was a busser in high school the place I was working literally made a rule no bussers at the host stand. Because I was always up there chatting with the pretty girls.
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propensity
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21789508 - 06/10/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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stratocast said: Had some good interview questions there for a bit. Thanks guys and gals. Then the thread devolved into the normal shroomery shit show. If someone wants to lie or brag on the net, why not just let them. Their life must just suck. I ignore it.
I'm letting him, its fun to make shoops of it.
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ak47myth
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Sheekle]
#21790343 - 06/10/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: you should try and find the quotes of enjoywho saying his old friends used to rape chicks and he didnt care cuz it "wasn't his business"
Lmfao. Wow.
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Shroomslip
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
#21790372 - 06/10/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's an old granny and a young kid in danger and you can only save one, who do you save and why?
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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