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Enjoywho
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
#21788915 - 06/10/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21788927 - 06/10/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT
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Enjoywho
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Damn straight. Clown all you want.
All I do is
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789015 - 06/10/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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INCREDIBLY CHARISMATIC *prefers job where he's left alone all day*
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Bodhi of Ankou said: >Why should I hire you before anyone else?
This ones perfect for just flustering the fuck out of people because its a question with no real answer. They dont know anything about anyone else.
>Whats your greatest strength/weakness?
classic
>Tell me something about yourself?
That ones perfect because it kind of blindsides them into saying something thats related to the job and why they want it without (hopefully) going off on some tangent about themselves
>greentexting on shroomery
Now I know why you troll so much.. hahaha.
My favorite question I've been asked is "Which Ninja Turtle would you consider yourself"
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Lol go check him out in bitter cactuses sugar mama thread
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Bodhi of Ankou said: INCREDIBLY CHARISMATIC *prefers job where he's left alone all day*
I used to work in restaurants talking pretty girls out of there money. But it's actually nice being left alone. Now I talk all day for free. NOt being forced to.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Lol go check him out in bitter cactuses sugar mama thread 
Bring it I could care less. This is providing me entertainment.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 3
#21789059 - 06/10/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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To what new heights can enjoywho bring his self image?
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity] 3
#21789065 - 06/10/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm Very Intelligent
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there money
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21789066 - 06/10/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, well I just fucked 50 bitches at the same time with my giant 20 inch cock and they orgasmed 10 times each. Then when I was done they all made me sandwiches and told me how fuckin hard I laid it down bc that's just how I fuckin roll brah..
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MALCOM FUCKING SHIT MAN. 1 SECOND AFTER ME THIS TIME MY CHRIST BRUH.
Last time you beat me by 1 second to post.
We should hang out, IRL.
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I was thinking the same thing earlier lol..
And to think I hated you when you first joined
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21789112 - 06/10/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: INCREDIBLY CHARISMATIC *prefers job where he's left alone all day*
I used to work in restaurants talking pretty girls out of there money. But it's actually nice being left alone. Now I talk all day for free. NOt being forced to.
So basically you were a waiter?
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Oh yeah, well I just fucked 50 bitches at the same time with my giant 20 inch cock and they orgasmed 10 times each. Then when I was done they all made me sandwiches and told me how fuckin hard I laid it down bc that's just how I fuckin roll brah..
Damn but nice work. But I think you'll need more than 20 inches for 50 bitches. 
Busser and I've waited tables. 100+ a day can't argue with that. Not including my paycheck.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] 3
#21789122 - 06/10/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: INCREDIBLY CHARISMATIC *prefers job where he's left alone all day*
I used to work in restaurants talking pretty girls out of there money. But it's actually nice being left alone. Now I talk all day for free. NOt being forced to.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
#21789151 - 06/10/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ya plus I fucked quite a few of the servers and more hostesses. This was back when I was 18-20 honestly I miss restaurant work. Even crab shaking which is a total sausage fest I've hooked up with the 2 girls there. It's too funny.
I'm thinking about asking to geating moved to shrimp that's where he shoves all the girls but I doubt he'll let me i make the company too much money
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: propensity]
#21789159 - 06/10/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha keep up the good work prop
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789163 - 06/10/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's too bad you said you we're a busboy multiple times all over the forums.
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21789185 - 06/10/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: haha keep up the good work prop
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