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Best Interview Questions
    #21787627 - 06/10/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My girlfriend was complaining about work today, and said she has interviews to conduct all morning. I told her just get wierd with it and ask interesting questions. So to help her out with future interviews, what is the weirdest or most interesting interview question you have encountered? What are some funny questions you can come up with to ask?


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
    #21787641 - 06/10/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do you tend to :firecum: in the work's public bathroom? Do you take psychedelics:aaaargh: ?


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21787649 - 06/10/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

She should ask them if they'd have sex with her and if they say yes she can say they're not hired b/c sexual harrassment.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21787654 - 06/10/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Where do you see yourself in 50 years?


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Patlal]
    #21787667 - 06/10/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I find interviews to be dumb. I'm a good worker I work my ass off at any job. Why I like the job I have now I walked in and said I need a job. Orientations at 8. OK. And now I'm one of the best crab shakers they got.

Making well above minimum which is already 9.47 here in WA. I get paid piece rate making about 140 a day.


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787675 - 06/10/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787974 - 06/10/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

1. Are you willing to lay down your life to defend the company?

2. Give us all your online logins and passwords so we can monitor you for subversive thoughts.

3. Will you follow all orders even those that are clearly illegal?


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21787982 - 06/10/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

Ya i've done a lot of that shit illegal wise working in the restaurant industry. For some reason I work  at a crab proccessing plant. They charge 45 dollars for a pound and the shit that falls on the floor they expect us to pick it up. Even though we gotta wash our shit every time but i'm sure the floor is the dirtiest place. I was like uhhhhh. ok then. :lol:


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21788076 - 06/10/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Stonehenge said:
1. Are you willing to lay down your life to defend the company?

2. Give us all your online logins and passwords so we can monitor you for subversive thoughts.

3. Will you follow all orders even those that are clearly illegal?




Awesome questions. :thumbup:


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
    #21788488 - 06/10/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Have you seen any indication of our ties to The Illuminati on our website?

What would happen if you stole the company time machine and went back to perform your own abortion?

Do you have any issues with restroom surveillance?


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21788677 - 06/10/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

what is the largest thing you've inserted into your rectum?

do you shave your pubes? and if so, do you keep the trimmings?

challenge: name five pizza hut specialty pizzas in under thirty seconds.

what is your favorite personal weakness?


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21788719 - 06/10/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.




If you're such a charasmatic genius then why the fuck do you work at a crab processing plant? :lol:


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: stratocast]
    #21788735 - 06/10/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

>Why should I hire you before anyone else?

This ones perfect for just flustering the fuck out of people because its a question with no real answer. They dont know anything about anyone else.

>Whats your greatest strength/weakness?

classic

>Tell me something about yourself?

That ones perfect because it kind of blindsides them into saying something thats related to the job and why they want it without (hopefully) going off on some tangent about themselves


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21788811 - 06/10/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.




If you're such a charasmatic genius then why the fuck do you work at a crab processing plant? :lol:




It's work. I actually enjoy it. The boss doesn't bug me. I show up. Work. Go home. Plus I make 14-16 an hour as I'm actually pretty good at it. NoBody Bugs Me Ito great


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #21788856 - 06/10/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.



Lmao i know Mr. Philcybin is facepalming at home right now to this.

At this point, i am too.


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: ak47myth]
    #21788876 - 06/10/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

- Describe yourself as a colour?

- Do you play for the game, or the win?


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: ak47myth]
    #21788891 - 06/10/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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ak47myth said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
But I always just walk in and get a job at any place on my charisma alone. I know how to banter.



Lmao i know Mr. Philcybin is facepalming at home right now to this.

At this point, i am too.




It's how I've always done it. I've never not worked. Helped my dad start a business at 11 and once I was legally able to work Never not had a job for more than a month. :shrug:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21788893 - 06/10/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
I find interviews to be dumb. I'm a good worker I work my ass off at any job. Why I like the job I have now I walked in and said I need a job. Orientations at 8. OK. And now I'm one of the best crab shakers they got.

Making well above minimum which is already 9.47 here in WA. I get paid piece rate making about 140 a day.





I think it's funny you'll find a way to brag about yourself even when it's completely off topic.


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21788902 - 06/10/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And when I'm not working I go hang out in the woods picking Chantrelle's in the fall. Making 60-100 dollars a day. You don't know me at all say whatever you like i'm bored as shit today and rambling.

And yes of course I do. Who cares. :rofl:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Best Interview Questions [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21788910 - 06/10/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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