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Wake n Bake Job Interviews
    #21787613 - 06/10/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So last night I put in an application for this job. Woke up early this morning and smoked a fat bowl in the garden, now I'm sitting here stoned and my phone is ringing off the hook. :uhoh:

First I get calls from last seasons employer wanting to re-hire me for this year. I didn't answer because I wanted to see what was up with this other job first. Then like 5 minutes later this new job does call and I'm stoked. Thing is, they just scheduled me for a screening 2 hours from now and I'm super baked :stoned2:. I think there's even going to be a math test involved. :lol:


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21787619 - 06/10/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well, have fun not getting the job


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21787622 - 06/10/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

2 hours is plenty of time to sober up from weed. Just go for a long jog for like an hour, then take a shower.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21787626 - 06/10/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Goodluck! Kind why i quit smoking all day everyday. Just when i sit down to relax and bake someone hits me up or family stops by and i would be super akward if too bakes.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Sheekle]
    #21787634 - 06/10/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

One guy i knew said the only way to go was to be stoned the first day so people just think that's how you are :lol:


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21787637 - 06/10/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Well, have fun not getting the job




Cracka please, these places can't afford to not hire me. :smirk:

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2 hours is plenty of time to sober up from weed. Just go for a long jog for like an hour, then take a shower.




That's the plan, gonna take the dog for a walk then clean up.

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Goodluck!





Thank you sir.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21787639 - 06/10/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would have told them I was out of town, but then again brushing them off could have been bad.

Get a shower, eat a nice meal. After 2 hours you should be okay. Maybe use some visene. If you seem off tell them you were up all night working on your car or some shit and didn't expect a call so soon. Maybe work out a bit. Exercise brings me down sometimes.

Good luck. Mind if I ask what the position is?


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21787653 - 06/10/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I would have told them I was out of town, but then again brushing them off could have been bad.





Yea I didn't want to do that. I told them right off the bat I would be out of town tomorrow (because I really will be) so I didn't want to make them wait until Friday.

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If you seem off tell them you were up all night working on your car or some shit




:meff:

:lol:

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Mind if I ask what the position is?




It's an ag job that's about all I will say for now.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D] * 1
    #21787664 - 06/10/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

... and finally sir, piss in the cup please


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21787689 - 06/10/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds like a very lucrative job...hahah


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Patlal]
    #21787695 - 06/10/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If there is insurance benefits at this job expect to get drug tested lol


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21787707 - 06/10/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The piss test is always a week or so later. Drink loads of water the day before and the day of the test. Works every time. Don't be paranoid about being a little stoned, smile a lot and they will just think you are really friendly and nice. They have no magic 8 ball to tell them what you took.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Patlal]
    #21787801 - 06/10/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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... and finally sir, piss in the cup please




Well duh any worth while job around here is going to piss test. That's what synthetic urine is for.

Even though they are violating my rights as a medical mj user :crankey:


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21787977 - 06/10/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you will be fine op good luck on the interview


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #21787979 - 06/10/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

2 hours is plenty of time to sober up from weed lol

Good luck OP :toast:


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Zombi3]
    #21788111 - 06/10/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So I just got back and I'm pretty much certain they will be calling me back on Monday (manager is out of town this week). There was a little math test but I nailed it. The kid there doing the paperwork was younger than me and super awkward so I'm not really worried about him thinking I was stoned.

The best part is my other job from last year is a guarantee so if I don't get this new one I don't gotta stress.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21788183 - 06/10/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:highfive:

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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21788185 - 06/10/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wake N Bake or not, I'd never attend a job interview that wasn't planned well in advance.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: badchad]
    #21788199 - 06/10/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Getting a job interview the day after filling out an application is pretty sudden.
Buuut, just like the Taco dude above said; I stopped practicing the old wake-n-bake for the same reason you just encountered.

Being stoned and fulfilling social obligations don't really go together that well.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21788243 - 06/10/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Wake N Bake or not, I'd never attend a job interview that wasn't planned well in advance.




Why not?

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Getting a job interview the day after filling out an application is pretty sudden.





Yea, I didn't see that coming. It technically was a screening I guess, not an interview. The real interview will be next week.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21788279 - 06/10/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Why not?






Probably a reflection of my field, but I'd need a few days to prepare, researching the company, the people that work there, the work the place does and prepping a presentation.  Personally, I also think its kinda unprofessional.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21788290 - 06/10/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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... and finally sir, piss in the cup please




Well duh any worth while job around here is going to piss test. That's what synthetic urine is for.

Even though they are violating my rights as a medical mj user :crankey:




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Getting a job interview the day after filling out an application is pretty sudden.
Buuut, just like the Taco dude above said; I stopped practicing the old wake-n-bake for the same reason you just encountered.

Being stoned and fulfilling social obligations don't really go together that well.




naw bro, just be stoned all the time, and nobody will ever be the wiser.  personally, fulfilling social obligations is much easier if i get high.  otherwise i tend to say "fuck it" especially if i'm the only one affected negatively. (like, if i'm single, i might decide i don't like my job anymore, and just stop going.  but if i smoke a bowl, i'll be like "oh well, i can go to this job for one more day i suppose")


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Ran-D]
    #21788345 - 06/10/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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... and finally sir, piss in the cup please




Well duh any worth while job around here is going to piss test. That's what synthetic urine is for.

Even though they are violating my rights as a medical mj user :crankey:





That's not a violation of your rights.  You may be able to smoke pot, but no company is obligated to hire you, you don't have a right to work for a private company.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: Shins]
    #21788502 - 06/10/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Probably a reflection of my field, but I'd need a few days to prepare, researching the company, the people that work there, the work the place does and prepping a presentation.  Personally, I also think its kinda unprofessional.




Haha yea, that's not really how the agriculture field works. I'm not really into the whole suit and tie "professional" type jobs, I'd go crazy working inside.

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naw bro, just be stoned all the time, and nobody will ever be the wiser.




Exactly :awesomenod:

Nah I won't get high before work though, unless I'm working for myself.

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That's not a violation of your rights.  You may be able to smoke pot, but no company is obligated to hire you, you don't have a right to work for a private company.




Yea, I was joking. I don't really care about my medical marijuana rights, they will never be able to stop me from smoking so whatever. Either way, though, making people pee in cups so you can test their system for drugs is fucking weird, maybe even cruel and unusual. It's nobodies business what another does with their spare time.


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Re: Wake n Bake Job Interviews [Re: badchad]
    #21788536 - 06/10/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When applying for a job I stop using drugs because I want to be at my peak performance to get the job I want.

I guess this applies more to serious jobs like career jobs, but it's helpful for any job.


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    #21788541 - 06/10/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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