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OfflineLived_1978-2043
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What place and state did U ditch your virginity?
    #21787060 - 06/10/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I ditched virginity in the v.i.p. room at Harlem Nights (b.y.o.b. butt naked strip club) in Texas. I been one of those ppl that got no time for chasing girls, or playing games, or being mixed up by mixed signals. So indeed I paid for it. Do it all again if I had to, too. The stripper was extremely real beautiful and foreign! Foreign? That is a plus to ditch the v to a foreign woman beautiful like that of a winning beauty queen.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Lived_1978-2043] * 5
    #21787067 - 06/10/15 06:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mother's house


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21787077 - 06/10/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
Your mother's house




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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21787079 - 06/10/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In my best friends room while he was downstairs making sure his mom wouldn't come up since she wasn't supposed to be there and randomly showed up, state is irrelevant to it.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21787136 - 06/10/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I lost mine at some strangers house in a drunken state


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: twelvelookslikeu] * 2
    #21787141 - 06/10/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The state of Trent's Anus. I was firm, yet gentle.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21787197 - 06/10/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In a shower on a hot day. I was 14 she was 18 just got done mowing her lawn she asked if I wanted to take a shower to cool off. I did. She came in after like 3 minutes naked.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: trekie]
    #21787202 - 06/10/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

On my living room couch while my mom was sleeping in her room. Got to try many positions.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21787217 - 06/10/15 07:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Some guys condo when I was 16. I threw up in his Porsche 911 and on his front steps beforehand, but it still happened.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: koods]
    #21787220 - 06/10/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The way you said that makes it sound like you lost your virginity to him even after puking on his Porsche.
I don't judge though.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21787224 - 06/10/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes. That is correct. I barfed all over the inside passenger window because I couldn't get it down in time. We still went to his place.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: trekie]
    #21787229 - 06/10/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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trekie said:
In a shower on a hot day. I was 14 she was 18 just got done mowing her lawn she asked if I wanted to take a shower to cool off. I did. She came in after like 3 minutes naked.




Wow. That's right out of a porno.


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: koods]
    #21787230 - 06/10/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
Yes. That is correct. I barfed all over the inside passenger window because I couldn't get it down in time. We still went to his place.





:advisory: :youshouldtapthat:  :amusedapplause:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21787283 - 06/10/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i lost my virginity at the german exchange students 2nd host family house.  was a good time.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21787285 - 06/10/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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i lost my virginity at the german exchange students 2nd host family house.  was a good time.



:goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21787375 - 06/10/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was in a boat.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Patlal]
    #21787388 - 06/10/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In Alaska when I was 16. Dated this girl for about a year and didn't even really like her and didn't much find her attractive. Used her as a practice girl. She broke up with me actually saying all you want is sex. Now I've got about 16 notches on my belt and adding more all the time.

Just fucked my first black girl 2 days ago. God damn she was a good lay she was surprised I actually know how to lay some pipe. I got that good dick girl you didn't know?


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #21787431 - 06/10/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Dated this girl for about a year and didn't even really like her and didn't much find her attractive. Used her as a practice girl.



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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787435 - 06/10/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Just fucked my first black girl 2 days ago. God damn she was a good lay she was surprised I actually know how to lay some pipe. I got that good dick girl you didn't know?




:lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21787444 - 06/10/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In my truck bed behind a church, I was 16 she was 18


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #21787449 - 06/10/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 2
    #21787476 - 06/10/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

. Dated this girl for about a year and didn't even really like her and didn't much find her attractive. Used her as a practice girl.




:lol:

You are fucking ridiculous


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21787486 - 06/10/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Just fucked my first black girl 2 days ago. God damn she was a good lay she was surprised I actually know how to lay some pipe. I got that good dick girl you didn't know?




:lol:



Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Just fucked my first black girl 2 days ago. God damn she was a good lay she was surprised I actually know how to lay some pipe. I got that good dick girl you didn't know?




:lol:




I love to bite and be bitten. Hair pullin, eating pussy I can do it all extremely well. Plus I know how to work a dick. And if we fucking it's going to be atleast an hour or 2. I usually bust twice and the girl generally double that. Plus I'll wake your ass up in the middle of the night and fuck you again.

She's my ride to work and I was like fuck it come sleep at my place tonight. We didn't get much sleep I was fucking exhausted all day at work yesterday :lol: were up by like 545 and out the door at 6 am.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21787495 - 06/10/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

. Dated this girl for about a year and didn't even really like her and didn't much find her attractive. Used her as a practice girl.




:lol:

You are fucking ridiculous




True story she asked me out at a high school dance. I said fuck it. Practiced my ass off and now most of the girls I hook up with I'm surprised because there definitely out of my leauge. But I do have some game.

The black girl she was like ok I see you now play boy. You got some game. I'll be back around :rofl:

It was funny she was like oh is this how it is? Uh ya what did you think we were going to do when your sharing my bed. I ain't bashful. :lol:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Edited by Enjoywho (06/10/15 09:23 AM)


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21787506 - 06/10/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lost my virginity seconds after shooting up a couple points of meth in a hotel room.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #21787511 - 06/10/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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LoveNaborFuckHater said:
In my truck bed behind a church, I was 16 she was 18




:rofl:

That's hilarious that first girl friend we would fuck in my car all the time behind a church. Too funny.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787516 - 06/10/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Poor Scotty.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21787776 - 06/10/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

in my gf's closet.  i was 14 she was 15. her cousin was in the room watching out for her aunt and mom :lol:

it got so fucking sweaty in there.  I was drenched, and when my mom picked me up later, I was all, "mom, you tried tae bo? shit's a serious work out:  :rofl::facepalm:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21787794 - 06/10/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

two weeks after my 16th birthday, and a week after hers, she basically told me " i have to have sex with you" I had been talking to her for a bit and using my words and describing everything and she couldnt take it any more. She took my virginity the first day i went to her house basically as soon as we got in her basement away from her parents she started yanking and sucking on me and that led to sex. She did not  believe it was my first time. I wish i would have waited in the end though spent two years with her after that and learned i wasn't the only one and enter shitstorm. :sad::thumbdown:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Ras Rising] * 1
    #21787813 - 06/10/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a really good kisser. My first girl she couldn't believe that it was my first time actually making out with a girl. So I Have a similar experience. I love kissing :lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787817 - 06/10/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I take it for what it is. I bet you had fun. Oh well life's short on to the next one.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21787821 - 06/10/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
I'm a really good kisser. My first girl she couldn't believe that it was my first time actually making out with a girl. :




cool story braggy mcbraggerson :stonedjerk::wink:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21787828 - 06/10/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The first girl I had sex with didn't know I was a virgin when we met until quite some time afterward. I was embarrassed for some reason. She even told her friend I was the best she's had, which she in turn told me. Right in front of her too.

She was all :blush:
And I was like :smirk:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 2
    #21787829 - 06/10/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol for real...

enjoywho is just soooo good at everything.

Is there anything this man can't do??


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 3
    #21787836 - 06/10/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

let go of insecurities? :lol:

edit: I kid I kid.  not trying to bash anyone here


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21787841 - 06/10/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nope I can do anything. Except for physics.

HEll Ya im confident in myself that's why I get bitches.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 2
    #21787842 - 06/10/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21787897 - 06/10/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Practice. That's what I did. In high school I never talked to anybody. I wasn't confident. Now I talk to everybody.

I'm not that awkward person anymore. I put a lot of time into being good at sexing a pretty girl up. You just have to be confident in yourself. Good things always follow.

So many on here complain the threads pop up constantly. I like this girl what should I do? Fucking talk to her. The girl I fucked 2 days ago It was pure confidence alone and I was just calling to cement a ride to work but said fuck it. You can "sleep" here. Come stay at my house I got a nice comfy bed. An hour later she was in my bed. There just people and sex is fun as long as you don't make it awkward.

I even asked her did you ever see yourself fucking me. Fuck no but you got some game playboy :lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #21787926 - 06/10/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I even asked her did you ever see yourself fucking me. Fuck no but you got some game playboy :lol:




we get it.

you got game
you got that good dick
you're confident
you get laid alot


we heard you the first 5 times


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21787930 - 06/10/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's a thread on the internet. I can say whatever I wish. Go back to jerking off.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #21787936 - 06/10/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Practice. That's what I did. In high school I never talked to anybody. I wasn't confident. Now I talk to everybody.

I'm not that awkward person anymore. I put a lot of time into being good at sexing a pretty girl up. You just have to be confident in yourself. Good things always follow.

So many on here complain the threads pop up constantly. I like this girl what should I do? Fucking talk to her. The girl I fucked 2 days ago It was pure confidence alone and I was just calling to cement a ride to work but said fuck it. You can "sleep" here. Come stay at my house I got a nice comfy bed. An hour later she was in my bed. There just people and sex is fun as long as you don't make it awkward.

I even asked her did you ever see yourself fucking me. Fuck no but you got some game playboy :lol:




You should write a how to manual on fucking chicks. I'm sure it'd be a New York Times Best Seller. :rolleyes:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787943 - 06/10/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In the living room of my first girl friends house on the leather sofa in the middle of the night, somewhere in Ontario. She was a wicked cool girl.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21787946 - 06/10/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I can't really write down what I do. Well i guess I could. But smut novels are never on the garbage that is NY times best sellers.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Zombi3]
    #21787950 - 06/10/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A NY State Trooper's house in Cape Vincent where my girlfriend was babysitting.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21787952 - 06/10/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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A NY State Trooper's house in Cape Vincent where my girlfriend was babysitting.




:thumbup:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787959 - 06/10/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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It's a thread on the internet. I can say whatever I wish. Go back to jerking off.




I'm not trying to start anything man.


it's just annoying listening to someone brag about themselves over and over.
i ignored it for a while, then decided to say something.


I'll still leave the door unlocked for ya tonight big boy :sexymeow:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21787975 - 06/10/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So fucking skip my posts? Nobody is making you read them and I'm pretty proud of it. I'm walking on sunshine atm. And bored as of right this second. So :wtf:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787989 - 06/10/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

alright alright alright.  lets get the sand out of our vaginas and move on then.

you took it much more seriously than i meant it man.

sorry for calling you out


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21787990 - 06/10/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I didn't take it seriously. But I mean if you don't want to read it don't. You know my avatar skip it :lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787994 - 06/10/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

well nah, the posts were good, until the last sentence. 

it was entertaining and relevant, and worth reading, but every post had some kind of, "im the shit" ending :shrug:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21788030 - 06/10/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am the shit.

So ya.:lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21788044 - 06/10/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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in my gf's closet.  i was 14 she was 15. her cousin was in the room watching out for her aunt and mom :lol:

it got so fucking sweaty in there.  I was drenched, and when my mom picked me up later, I was all, "mom, you tried tae bo? shit's a serious work out:  :rofl::facepalm:




:lol:

Another funny story I got caught up in my first gfs closet wearing nothing but my socks after sneaking in through her bed room window. That was really fucking awkward putting my clothes back on :lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21788069 - 06/10/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

her parents caught you?


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21788085 - 06/10/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Her mom did. She didn't tell the dad as she said she wouldn't but there were a lot of disapproving nods at me after that. I snuck through her window so much she lived about a mile from me. We would skip school all the time as well. Just to fuck basically. :lol:

I graduated with honors I basically just slept through high school anyway. too easy :lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21788154 - 06/10/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And you're a certified genius too??

I wanna be just like EnjoyWho when I grow up :aweohyou:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21788159 - 06/10/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bet you do. I'd want to be me. Well I am me so I already got that shit on lock.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21788206 - 06/10/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My girlfriend's dad when i was in high school had a bunch of money and had just built some apartments. Nobody lived in them yet so she took a key and we did it there for my first time on the floor. We used to park in some woods and do it in the back of her car all the time. Once, i banged her on a trampoline. Only had to pump every now and then and the trampoline does most of the work.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21788222 - 06/10/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Bet you do. I'd want to be me. Well I am me so I already got that shit on lock.




I have a suspicion that I'd really fucking hate you in real life :lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21788240 - 06/10/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

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Bet you do. I'd want to be me. Well I am me so I already got that shit on lock.




I have a suspicion that I'd really fucking hate you in real life :lol:




Nah you wouldn't and who cares if you did. I certainly don't and I make friends wherever I go. I can't walk down the street without people coming up to me. For the life of me I can't remember there names but they know me by name. If you can make me laugh i'll instantly like you. Plus I talk a lot. I don't think i'd like you honestly. :lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21788245 - 06/10/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


now it's

"everyone loves me and I can't walk down the street without people wanting to be my friend"


keep em comin.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21788248 - 06/10/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's true. I dunno i'm very charismatic. :shrug:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21788254 - 06/10/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you're not the only one man :wink:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21788263 - 06/10/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't personally get it but It's what I live so I dunno. I'm interesting but not really that interesting. But i'll make everyone laugh so :shrug:

Never said I was. Where did I ever say that? I can't banter without all the cool ass funny people I meet every day.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: koods]
    #21788286 - 06/10/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Huh, woulda never guessed you we're gay koods. Hahaha.

I guess with how much people make gay jokes and how much you joke back I assumed you were straight.

All my straight friends joke about being gay lol. I even posted a joke about sucking dick in a taco bell bathroom on here Hahaha.

Hope you don't take that the wrong way. Gay people are rad.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21788288 - 06/10/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was just waiting for something humble to come out of your mouth,

and there it is!

:sunny:


I wasn't trying to imply that you meant that you were alone in that either.

just playing devils advocate i guess


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21788302 - 06/10/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh my. This fucking cute ass girl and her cute ass friend both 18  are stopping by after work. Said i'd cook for them. And I know I can fuck both of them. Nom Nom Nom.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21788308 - 06/10/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

give em some vitamin D bro :highfive:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #21788319 - 06/10/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So you're at least 25 and chasing 18 year olds?  Don't you find them a little stupid?


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21788330 - 06/10/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Huh, woulda never guessed you we're gay koods. Hahaha.

I guess with how much people make gay jokes and how much you joke back I assumed you were straight.

All my straight friends joke about being gay lol. I even posted a joke about sucking dick in a taco bell bathroom on here Hahaha.

Hope you don't take that the wrong way. Gay people are rad.




I don't really associate using the word gay to gay people. Sometimes shit is just gay. The definition words change over time. I could give a shit less if you are. Who hops in whos bed for how much money is none of my business. Live your life boo. I'm not judging. I have enough of my own shit to worry about.


Oh ya i'm 24. There fucking sexy though so ya. :lol: I only have a little longer until it gets sorta weird old man weird :lol:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21788365 - 06/10/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

eh, I'm 25 and bang thsi 19 y/o sometimes.  she's actually pretty cool for her age, but I definitely couldn't see myself being with her in anything more than the casual sex.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21788378 - 06/10/15 01:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I used to pull a lot more ass when I was like 15 now that I think about it.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21788385 - 06/10/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yep. I'm not trying to date either of them or really anybody at this point in my life. Unless it kind of just happens. I'm looking to run as many girls possible through my bed room and hopefully I find someone as entertaining as me as I assume I want to settle down before I start getting old and far less unnattractive :lol:

But I also look like I'm 16 so ya. I can't grow much facial hair as my dad doesn't so :shrug:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21788387 - 06/10/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cranberry, PA

I hit a deer along the way and totalled my car, but it lasted long enough to make it to her house. it was totaled though, more expensive to fix than it was to replace

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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Adolin]
    #21788419 - 06/10/15 01:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Mine was in NoVa, Woodbridge to be exact.

I rode the school bus to my gf's house after school; I was 14. Her brother (11 years old) came home after us and stole my pants.

Once I got my pants back, I had to walk 5 or 6 miles home. Totally worth it!


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 7
    #21788703 - 06/10/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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It's true. I dunno i'm very charismatic. :shrug:





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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #21788924 - 06/10/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm a really good kisser. My first girl she couldn't believe that it was my first time actually making out with a girl. So I Have a similar experience. I love kissing :lol:





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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: propensity]
    #21788933 - 06/10/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:

Losing my shit, as usual Prop.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21789222 - 06/10/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

enjoy ..
even if you were on crystals level, real slayers would secretly feel bad for you
reel slayers slay a lot :frown:
but good for you

first blowjob... i was like 11 and she was probably 13 ish.. I told my friends I had a lil crush on this fukin sexy latina in our apartment..
i didn't really interact with her at all for the years I had been living there cuz my pokemon game was too dope. she knocked on my door the night she got word I liked her.. i hid.. dad said I should go out and play with her.... nooope. A few days later she dragged me to the laundry mat and blew me,, alas no fuk. then I discovered internet prons (wood pron again) i now understand da puss... a few months after that i lost my virginity to one of her gfs at night on a big church lawn.

apartment people are crazy m8.... my neighbors, russian kids, bro and sis we're definitely incesting like pros, that body language even at my age I knew what was going on.... both of em we're very good looking tho... horny ppl ma god. apartment life ma god


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: WaffleBear]
    #21789408 - 06/10/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh I be slaying I got my crib now. :lol: already got a random texting and cooking for these young girlies once they get back into town. Killing time.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21789436 - 06/10/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Don't knock one of them up.


Just. Make sure to DSHSB and facials you'll be ok


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: trekie]
    #21789447 - 06/10/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Eh every girl in this town is fixed. They all already have kids that are at least 2. I don't personally get it as i'm 24 with no kids but :shrug:

That reminds me I already had chicken marinating for myself over night but i'll just throw theres in real quick. :rofl:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21789595 - 06/10/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

that's the thing, really really super good looking slayers cum on 20 chick'ses faces in they sleep in the first week of January... tripple digits is just the beginning for these brahs

if you're avg looking +/- some then ya u're kinda a pimp or you're just particular ? idk.. lots of 6/10 chicks usually don't fuk with avg bros only 8's n shit.. on dat princess time


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: WaffleBear]
    #21789628 - 06/10/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In answering:
My hot blonde c-cup on the other side of the tracks down in East Texas. I had to drive over there after her parents went to bed, park my car in the neighbor's backyard, and crawl in through her window. Kissing turned into heavy kissing turned into heavy petting, rubbing, biting, licking, and then out came the handcuffs and I was shocked she was cool with it. So much pent up sexual frustration to be let out. haha.
A couple of hours later it's like four in the morning and I've got school the next day so I got dressed to head back before the rents woke up and found out i re-wired the alarm system with magnets to sneak out of the window while they were asleep and as I'm putting my socks on, her dad comes in the room. Stares at me in shock, probably at the size of my balls to be banging his daughter in his house feet from his room in the dead of night. What can I say, I was horny and just lost my v-card. I was giving no fucks. He came to his senses and told me to get the fuck out.
Invited me to dinner the next night with the family.
Of course I went.
I'm really glad you asked, I haven't thought about that in forever.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21789679 - 06/10/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Oh I be slaying I got my crib now. :lol: already got a random texting and cooking for these young girlies once they get back into town. Killing time.





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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: propensity]
    #21789692 - 06/10/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You've literally added nothing of interest. Do you not have a story? That sucks.

Your image looks like shit as well. :rofl: that's literally what you've been doing all day?


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21789705 - 06/10/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I thought you were enjoying my pictures?


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21789706 - 06/10/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah.  I think I had the best story so far


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21790007 - 06/10/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nobody cares about the first adventure of my cock  :frown:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: space walk]
    #21790019 - 06/10/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Invited me to dinner the next night with the family.
Of course I went.



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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #21790041 - 06/10/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

After saying Grace at the table, and everybody getting their food, he interrupted the conversation, look right into my eyes, and said if he every caught me fucking his daughter again, he'd drag me outside by my ballsack and throw me back into my truck, making sure to stretch that sack out at least ten feet, ruining any chance I ever had to fuck again.

I said fair enough. I can't blame you. And had another bite. Her mom cooked. She's a good cook.

It could have gone a lot worse.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #21790046 - 06/10/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was 16 she was 17, we were in my room on a late summers day.

We were two virgins who thought they knew what love meant, and had waited close to a year to get to that point. Made it a religious experience each time we fucked... I miss the naivety


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    #21790118 - 06/10/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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... I miss the naivety




Oh my gosh, you're not even playing with that comment. haha

I'd climb dick mountain mouth first for that bliss again.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: space walk]
    #21790138 - 06/10/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My girlfriend's house :snore:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #21790181 - 06/10/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You've literally added nothing of interest. Do you not have a story? That sucks.

Your image looks like shit as well. :rofl: that's literally what you've been doing all day?






:lol: Seems to me that his posts in this thread have more +1's than yours do dawg. So he's obviously generating some interest. Plus thats obviously the work of maybe 3 minutes of photoshop just cutting and pasting your comments


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Cj-B]
    #21790210 - 06/10/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I lost my virginity at a public park at night with a friend of mine hahaha. He was a boring one for sure :rofl2:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21791983 - 06/11/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My futon in my basement, Pennsylvania.
I was chillen about to go to sleep and then this girl I was sitting next to in class and skipping school with hit me up. She was like "I'm drunk, Love Me" and I interpreted that as "I'm in an unsafe place I need you to pick me up and thr n maybe you'll get laid." I was like "I'll be there in 30 minutes." Drive down 33, get to this place and she's drunk but having a good time with her friends. I pick her up now knowing I will get laid, and I remember the speedometer hitting 100. Got back, smoked a bowl, proceeded down stairs where I couldn't get it up due to nerves, so I inserted my flaccid dick, jiggled a bit, she told me she couldn't breathe (not because she was having fun, oh no, not that. I didn't realize I had to hold my own weight with my arms and not just lay on a girl :facepalm:) and then as soon as I got off her I was firm because I realized I wasn't going to get it tonight and All the anxiety left.

Didn't even think I could post on this thread because I didn't count that as losing my virginity, but I guess a flaccid penis in a slut vag without a rubber counts, so whatever. Fuck


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    #21791984 - 06/11/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

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You've literally added nothing of interest. Do you not have a story? That sucks.

Your image looks like shit as well. :rofl: that's literally what you've been doing all day?






:lol: Seems to me that his posts in this thread have more +1's than yours do dawg. So he's obviously generating some interest. Plus thats obviously the work of maybe 3 minutes of photoshop just cutting and pasting your comments




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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #21796343 - 06/12/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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In my truck bed behind a church, I was 16 she was 18



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    #21796824 - 06/12/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was 15 and she was 16 turning 17 the following week.

A month prior to the story....
  It was the middle of my 10th grade first semester at high school and became pretty heavy with a girl from my drama class. Oh the irony. We both skipped class and we were fooling around near the football field when she said she needed to go to the restroom. I walked her back into the school and waited outside. After a minute or so she peered out the door and pulled me inside. She dragged me into the wheelchair stall and began giving me head. It felt so good I leaned back on the stall and the door latch broke and I fell down with my hard on sticking up. Another girl who was doing her make-up began to scream and ran out. I hasty put on my pants and ran out.

Later that day I was dragged into the office and suspended for two days after the recording from the hallway cameras showed me going into the female restrooms.

Upon return to school I noticed all the girls began to avoid me like the plague. It wasn't until I was in the change room after football practice a few days later I found out everyone was calling me the "water-bottle" man.

Apparently the rumour was I was caught spraying water in her mouth while I was getting head.

Four weeks later after a stellar performance at an away game (2 sacs) I met a beautiful girl at an after party. We immediately hit it off and made plans to meet up the following day.

The agreement was to meet at a local mall and after walking around we ended up back at my car. We both knew this would happen and I asked her if there was anywhere we could park. We parked in the back of the mall for lack of a better idea. We ran to the back of my four door car and began to get it on. after getting her stripped down and looking at the clean beaver she pulled my pants down and stared at my cock.

"What is wrong I asked?" thinking that my dick had something wrong with it
"Never seen one like that" was her reply and I became immediately self concious.
"Did you bring protection" she immediately blurted out
"Why are you sick" I responded, and we both paused and stared until she grabbed him and directed him to the spot.

After entry I pounded it like my life depended on it.:booooom: The apple pie was so warm and wet I could not even imagine. No one can never describe the amazing feeling I felt.

After my senses came back and I realized where I was I began to de-mount and looked down to see the devastation that was caused. All the blood and well blood everywhere like I had killed her I screamed like a school girl  :girlishjoy: and flew back. Opened the car door and fell on the ground screaming. Now thinking back I feel so sorry for her. I had not removed my white shirt which was covered in blood.

She cleaned up as best as she could with me yelling at her for messing up my brothers car. She was red faced the ride back to the house and I stopped at a coffee shop to wash up. When I entered everyone was staring at me, I ran to the restroom and began to wash up. My tshirt was a goner and I threw it away, leaving me with a collared button up which was also a goner.

Dropped her home and went home to find my friends on the street late at night throwing the ball around. As soon as I got out of the car their jaws dropped and they asked me who did I kill?:woah:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: rudeboi]
    #21796845 - 06/12/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21797650 - 06/12/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I fucked a party slut and we had sex three days later when she was sober and she thought she had won a prize


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