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Enjoywho
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: trekie]
#21789447 - 06/10/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Eh every girl in this town is fixed. They all already have kids that are at least 2. I don't personally get it as i'm 24 with no kids but
That reminds me I already had chicken marinating for myself over night but i'll just throw theres in real quick.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789595 - 06/10/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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that's the thing, really really super good looking slayers cum on 20 chick'ses faces in they sleep in the first week of January... tripple digits is just the beginning for these brahs 
if you're avg looking +/- some then ya u're kinda a pimp or you're just particular ? idk.. lots of 6/10 chicks usually don't fuk with avg bros only 8's n shit.. on dat princess time
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space walk
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: WaffleBear]
#21789628 - 06/10/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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In answering: My hot blonde c-cup on the other side of the tracks down in East Texas. I had to drive over there after her parents went to bed, park my car in the neighbor's backyard, and crawl in through her window. Kissing turned into heavy kissing turned into heavy petting, rubbing, biting, licking, and then out came the handcuffs and I was shocked she was cool with it. So much pent up sexual frustration to be let out. haha. A couple of hours later it's like four in the morning and I've got school the next day so I got dressed to head back before the rents woke up and found out i re-wired the alarm system with magnets to sneak out of the window while they were asleep and as I'm putting my socks on, her dad comes in the room. Stares at me in shock, probably at the size of my balls to be banging his daughter in his house feet from his room in the dead of night. What can I say, I was horny and just lost my v-card. I was giving no fucks. He came to his senses and told me to get the fuck out. Invited me to dinner the next night with the family. Of course I went. I'm really glad you asked, I haven't thought about that in forever.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] 3
#21789679 - 06/10/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: Oh I be slaying I got my crib now. already got a random texting and cooking for these young girlies once they get back into town. Killing time.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: propensity]
#21789692 - 06/10/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You've literally added nothing of interest. Do you not have a story? That sucks.
Your image looks like shit as well. that's literally what you've been doing all day?
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Edited by Enjoywho (06/10/15 06:39 PM)
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789705 - 06/10/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I thought you were enjoying my pictures?
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21789706 - 06/10/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah. I think I had the best story so far
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space walk
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21790007 - 06/10/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nobody cares about the first adventure of my cock
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: space walk]
#21790019 - 06/10/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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space walk said: Invited me to dinner the next night with the family. Of course I went.
Did anything go down at dinner?
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After saying Grace at the table, and everybody getting their food, he interrupted the conversation, look right into my eyes, and said if he every caught me fucking his daughter again, he'd drag me outside by my ballsack and throw me back into my truck, making sure to stretch that sack out at least ten feet, ruining any chance I ever had to fuck again.
I said fair enough. I can't blame you. And had another bite. Her mom cooked. She's a good cook.
It could have gone a lot worse.
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Edited by space walk (06/10/15 07:48 PM)
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I was 16 she was 17, we were in my room on a late summers day.
We were two virgins who thought they knew what love meant, and had waited close to a year to get to that point. Made it a religious experience each time we fucked... I miss the naivety
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Edited by ModestMouse (06/10/15 07:50 PM)
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: ModestMouse]
#21790118 - 06/10/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: ... I miss the naivety
Oh my gosh, you're not even playing with that comment. haha
I'd climb dick mountain mouth first for that bliss again.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: space walk]
#21790138 - 06/10/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My girlfriend's house
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Enjoywho said: You've literally added nothing of interest. Do you not have a story? That sucks.
Your image looks like shit as well. that's literally what you've been doing all day?
Seems to me that his posts in this thread have more +1's than yours do dawg. So he's obviously generating some interest. Plus thats obviously the work of maybe 3 minutes of photoshop just cutting and pasting your comments
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Cj-B]
#21790210 - 06/10/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I lost my virginity at a public park at night with a friend of mine hahaha. He was a boring one for sure
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
#21791983 - 06/11/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My futon in my basement, Pennsylvania. I was chillen about to go to sleep and then this girl I was sitting next to in class and skipping school with hit me up. She was like "I'm drunk, Love Me" and I interpreted that as "I'm in an unsafe place I need you to pick me up and thr n maybe you'll get laid." I was like "I'll be there in 30 minutes." Drive down 33, get to this place and she's drunk but having a good time with her friends. I pick her up now knowing I will get laid, and I remember the speedometer hitting 100. Got back, smoked a bowl, proceeded down stairs where I couldn't get it up due to nerves, so I inserted my flaccid dick, jiggled a bit, she told me she couldn't breathe (not because she was having fun, oh no, not that. I didn't realize I had to hold my own weight with my arms and not just lay on a girl ) and then as soon as I got off her I was firm because I realized I wasn't going to get it tonight and All the anxiety left.
Didn't even think I could post on this thread because I didn't count that as losing my virginity, but I guess a flaccid penis in a slut vag without a rubber counts, so whatever. Fuck
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Cj-B] 1
#21791984 - 06/11/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: You've literally added nothing of interest. Do you not have a story? That sucks.
Your image looks like shit as well. that's literally what you've been doing all day?
Seems to me that his posts in this thread have more +1's than yours do dawg. So he's obviously generating some interest. Plus thats obviously the work of maybe 3 minutes of photoshop just cutting and pasting your comments
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LoveNaborFuckHater said: In my truck bed behind a church, I was 16 she was 18
I forgot to mention she had a boyfriend at the time also.
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I was 15 and she was 16 turning 17 the following week.
A month prior to the story.... It was the middle of my 10th grade first semester at high school and became pretty heavy with a girl from my drama class. Oh the irony. We both skipped class and we were fooling around near the football field when she said she needed to go to the restroom. I walked her back into the school and waited outside. After a minute or so she peered out the door and pulled me inside. She dragged me into the wheelchair stall and began giving me head. It felt so good I leaned back on the stall and the door latch broke and I fell down with my hard on sticking up. Another girl who was doing her make-up began to scream and ran out. I hasty put on my pants and ran out.
Later that day I was dragged into the office and suspended for two days after the recording from the hallway cameras showed me going into the female restrooms.
Upon return to school I noticed all the girls began to avoid me like the plague. It wasn't until I was in the change room after football practice a few days later I found out everyone was calling me the "water-bottle" man.
Apparently the rumour was I was caught spraying water in her mouth while I was getting head.
Four weeks later after a stellar performance at an away game (2 sacs) I met a beautiful girl at an after party. We immediately hit it off and made plans to meet up the following day.
The agreement was to meet at a local mall and after walking around we ended up back at my car. We both knew this would happen and I asked her if there was anywhere we could park. We parked in the back of the mall for lack of a better idea. We ran to the back of my four door car and began to get it on. after getting her stripped down and looking at the clean beaver she pulled my pants down and stared at my cock.
"What is wrong I asked?" thinking that my dick had something wrong with it "Never seen one like that" was her reply and I became immediately self concious. "Did you bring protection" she immediately blurted out "Why are you sick" I responded, and we both paused and stared until she grabbed him and directed him to the spot.
After entry I pounded it like my life depended on it. The apple pie was so warm and wet I could not even imagine. No one can never describe the amazing feeling I felt.
After my senses came back and I realized where I was I began to de-mount and looked down to see the devastation that was caused. All the blood and well blood everywhere like I had killed her I screamed like a school girl and flew back. Opened the car door and fell on the ground screaming. Now thinking back I feel so sorry for her. I had not removed my white shirt which was covered in blood.
She cleaned up as best as she could with me yelling at her for messing up my brothers car. She was red faced the ride back to the house and I stopped at a coffee shop to wash up. When I entered everyone was staring at me, I ran to the restroom and began to wash up. My tshirt was a goner and I threw it away, leaving me with a collared button up which was also a goner.
Dropped her home and went home to find my friends on the street late at night throwing the ball around. As soon as I got out of the car their jaws dropped and they asked me who did I kill?
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: rudeboi]
#21796845 - 06/12/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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