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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21787936 - 06/10/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: Practice. That's what I did. In high school I never talked to anybody. I wasn't confident. Now I talk to everybody.
I'm not that awkward person anymore. I put a lot of time into being good at sexing a pretty girl up. You just have to be confident in yourself. Good things always follow.
So many on here complain the threads pop up constantly. I like this girl what should I do? Fucking talk to her. The girl I fucked 2 days ago It was pure confidence alone and I was just calling to cement a ride to work but said fuck it. You can "sleep" here. Come stay at my house I got a nice comfy bed. An hour later she was in my bed. There just people and sex is fun as long as you don't make it awkward.
I even asked her did you ever see yourself fucking me. Fuck no but you got some game playboy 
You should write a how to manual on fucking chicks. I'm sure it'd be a New York Times Best Seller.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21787943 - 06/10/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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In the living room of my first girl friends house on the leather sofa in the middle of the night, somewhere in Ontario. She was a wicked cool girl.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21787946 - 06/10/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can't really write down what I do. Well i guess I could. But smut novels are never on the garbage that is NY times best sellers.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Zombi3]
#21787950 - 06/10/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A NY State Trooper's house in Cape Vincent where my girlfriend was babysitting.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21787952 - 06/10/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: A NY State Trooper's house in Cape Vincent where my girlfriend was babysitting.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21787959 - 06/10/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: It's a thread on the internet. I can say whatever I wish. Go back to jerking off.
I'm not trying to start anything man.
it's just annoying listening to someone brag about themselves over and over. i ignored it for a while, then decided to say something.
I'll still leave the door unlocked for ya tonight big boy
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21787975 - 06/10/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So fucking skip my posts? Nobody is making you read them and I'm pretty proud of it. I'm walking on sunshine atm. And bored as of right this second. So
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21787989 - 06/10/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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alright alright alright. lets get the sand out of our vaginas and move on then.
you took it much more seriously than i meant it man.
sorry for calling you out
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21787990 - 06/10/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I didn't take it seriously. But I mean if you don't want to read it don't. You know my avatar skip it
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21787994 - 06/10/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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well nah, the posts were good, until the last sentence.
it was entertaining and relevant, and worth reading, but every post had some kind of, "im the shit" ending
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21788030 - 06/10/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I am the shit.
So ya.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21788044 - 06/10/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: in my gf's closet. i was 14 she was 15. her cousin was in the room watching out for her aunt and mom 
it got so fucking sweaty in there. I was drenched, and when my mom picked me up later, I was all, "mom, you tried tae bo? shit's a serious work out:  
Another funny story I got caught up in my first gfs closet wearing nothing but my socks after sneaking in through her bed room window. That was really fucking awkward putting my clothes back on
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21788069 - 06/10/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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her parents caught you?
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21788085 - 06/10/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Her mom did. She didn't tell the dad as she said she wouldn't but there were a lot of disapproving nods at me after that. I snuck through her window so much she lived about a mile from me. We would skip school all the time as well. Just to fuck basically.
I graduated with honors I basically just slept through high school anyway. too easy
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] 3
#21788154 - 06/10/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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And you're a certified genius too??
I wanna be just like EnjoyWho when I grow up
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21788159 - 06/10/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bet you do. I'd want to be me. Well I am me so I already got that shit on lock.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21788206 - 06/10/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My girlfriend's dad when i was in high school had a bunch of money and had just built some apartments. Nobody lived in them yet so she took a key and we did it there for my first time on the floor. We used to park in some woods and do it in the back of her car all the time. Once, i banged her on a trampoline. Only had to pump every now and then and the trampoline does most of the work.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] 3
#21788222 - 06/10/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: Bet you do. I'd want to be me. Well I am me so I already got that shit on lock.
I have a suspicion that I'd really fucking hate you in real life
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21788240 - 06/10/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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Enjoywho said: Bet you do. I'd want to be me. Well I am me so I already got that shit on lock.
I have a suspicion that I'd really fucking hate you in real life 
Nah you wouldn't and who cares if you did. I certainly don't and I make friends wherever I go. I can't walk down the street without people coming up to me. For the life of me I can't remember there names but they know me by name. If you can make me laugh i'll instantly like you. Plus I talk a lot. I don't think i'd like you honestly.
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21788245 - 06/10/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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now it's
"everyone loves me and I can't walk down the street without people wanting to be my friend"
keep em comin.
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