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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #21787449 - 06/10/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 2
    #21787476 - 06/10/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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. Dated this girl for about a year and didn't even really like her and didn't much find her attractive. Used her as a practice girl.




:lol:

You are fucking ridiculous


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21787486 - 06/10/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Just fucked my first black girl 2 days ago. God damn she was a good lay she was surprised I actually know how to lay some pipe. I got that good dick girl you didn't know?




:lol:



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sanchothestoner said:
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Enjoywho said:
Just fucked my first black girl 2 days ago. God damn she was a good lay she was surprised I actually know how to lay some pipe. I got that good dick girl you didn't know?




:lol:




I love to bite and be bitten. Hair pullin, eating pussy I can do it all extremely well. Plus I know how to work a dick. And if we fucking it's going to be atleast an hour or 2. I usually bust twice and the girl generally double that. Plus I'll wake your ass up in the middle of the night and fuck you again.

She's my ride to work and I was like fuck it come sleep at my place tonight. We didn't get much sleep I was fucking exhausted all day at work yesterday :lol: were up by like 545 and out the door at 6 am.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21787495 - 06/10/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

. Dated this girl for about a year and didn't even really like her and didn't much find her attractive. Used her as a practice girl.




:lol:

You are fucking ridiculous




True story she asked me out at a high school dance. I said fuck it. Practiced my ass off and now most of the girls I hook up with I'm surprised because there definitely out of my leauge. But I do have some game.

The black girl she was like ok I see you now play boy. You got some game. I'll be back around :rofl:

It was funny she was like oh is this how it is? Uh ya what did you think we were going to do when your sharing my bed. I ain't bashful. :lol:


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21787506 - 06/10/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lost my virginity seconds after shooting up a couple points of meth in a hotel room.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #21787511 - 06/10/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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LoveNaborFuckHater said:
In my truck bed behind a church, I was 16 she was 18




:rofl:

That's hilarious that first girl friend we would fuck in my car all the time behind a church. Too funny.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787516 - 06/10/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Poor Scotty.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21787776 - 06/10/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

in my gf's closet.  i was 14 she was 15. her cousin was in the room watching out for her aunt and mom :lol:

it got so fucking sweaty in there.  I was drenched, and when my mom picked me up later, I was all, "mom, you tried tae bo? shit's a serious work out:  :rofl::facepalm:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21787794 - 06/10/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

two weeks after my 16th birthday, and a week after hers, she basically told me " i have to have sex with you" I had been talking to her for a bit and using my words and describing everything and she couldnt take it any more. She took my virginity the first day i went to her house basically as soon as we got in her basement away from her parents she started yanking and sucking on me and that led to sex. She did not  believe it was my first time. I wish i would have waited in the end though spent two years with her after that and learned i wasn't the only one and enter shitstorm. :sad::thumbdown:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Ras Rising] * 1
    #21787813 - 06/10/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a really good kisser. My first girl she couldn't believe that it was my first time actually making out with a girl. So I Have a similar experience. I love kissing :lol:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787817 - 06/10/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I take it for what it is. I bet you had fun. Oh well life's short on to the next one.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21787821 - 06/10/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
I'm a really good kisser. My first girl she couldn't believe that it was my first time actually making out with a girl. :




cool story braggy mcbraggerson :stonedjerk::wink:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21787828 - 06/10/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The first girl I had sex with didn't know I was a virgin when we met until quite some time afterward. I was embarrassed for some reason. She even told her friend I was the best she's had, which she in turn told me. Right in front of her too.

She was all :blush:
And I was like :smirk:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 2
    #21787829 - 06/10/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol for real...

enjoywho is just soooo good at everything.

Is there anything this man can't do??


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 3
    #21787836 - 06/10/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

let go of insecurities? :lol:

edit: I kid I kid.  not trying to bash anyone here


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21787841 - 06/10/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nope I can do anything. Except for physics.

HEll Ya im confident in myself that's why I get bitches.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 2
    #21787842 - 06/10/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21787897 - 06/10/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Practice. That's what I did. In high school I never talked to anybody. I wasn't confident. Now I talk to everybody.

I'm not that awkward person anymore. I put a lot of time into being good at sexing a pretty girl up. You just have to be confident in yourself. Good things always follow.

So many on here complain the threads pop up constantly. I like this girl what should I do? Fucking talk to her. The girl I fucked 2 days ago It was pure confidence alone and I was just calling to cement a ride to work but said fuck it. You can "sleep" here. Come stay at my house I got a nice comfy bed. An hour later she was in my bed. There just people and sex is fun as long as you don't make it awkward.

I even asked her did you ever see yourself fucking me. Fuck no but you got some game playboy :lol:


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (06/10/15 11:19 AM)


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #21787926 - 06/10/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:

I even asked her did you ever see yourself fucking me. Fuck no but you got some game playboy :lol:




we get it.

you got game
you got that good dick
you're confident
you get laid alot


we heard you the first 5 times


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21787930 - 06/10/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's a thread on the internet. I can say whatever I wish. Go back to jerking off.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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