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OfflineLived_1978-2043
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What place and state did U ditch your virginity?
    #21787060 - 06/10/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I ditched virginity in the v.i.p. room at Harlem Nights (b.y.o.b. butt naked strip club) in Texas. I been one of those ppl that got no time for chasing girls, or playing games, or being mixed up by mixed signals. So indeed I paid for it. Do it all again if I had to, too. The stripper was extremely real beautiful and foreign! Foreign? That is a plus to ditch the v to a foreign woman beautiful like that of a winning beauty queen.


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Lived_1978-2043] * 5
    #21787067 - 06/10/15 06:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mother's house


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21787077 - 06/10/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
Your mother's house




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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21787079 - 06/10/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In my best friends room while he was downstairs making sure his mom wouldn't come up since she wasn't supposed to be there and randomly showed up, state is irrelevant to it.


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Offlinetwelvelookslikeu
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21787136 - 06/10/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I lost mine at some strangers house in a drunken state


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: twelvelookslikeu] * 2
    #21787141 - 06/10/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The state of Trent's Anus. I was firm, yet gentle.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21787197 - 06/10/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In a shower on a hot day. I was 14 she was 18 just got done mowing her lawn she asked if I wanted to take a shower to cool off. I did. She came in after like 3 minutes naked.


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: trekie]
    #21787202 - 06/10/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

On my living room couch while my mom was sleeping in her room. Got to try many positions.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21787217 - 06/10/15 07:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Some guys condo when I was 16. I threw up in his Porsche 911 and on his front steps beforehand, but it still happened.


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: koods]
    #21787220 - 06/10/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The way you said that makes it sound like you lost your virginity to him even after puking on his Porsche.
I don't judge though.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21787224 - 06/10/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes. That is correct. I barfed all over the inside passenger window because I couldn't get it down in time. We still went to his place.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: trekie]
    #21787229 - 06/10/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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trekie said:
In a shower on a hot day. I was 14 she was 18 just got done mowing her lawn she asked if I wanted to take a shower to cool off. I did. She came in after like 3 minutes naked.




Wow. That's right out of a porno.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: koods]
    #21787230 - 06/10/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
Yes. That is correct. I barfed all over the inside passenger window because I couldn't get it down in time. We still went to his place.





:advisory: :youshouldtapthat:  :amusedapplause:


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21787283 - 06/10/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i lost my virginity at the german exchange students 2nd host family house.  was a good time.


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21787285 - 06/10/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
i lost my virginity at the german exchange students 2nd host family house.  was a good time.



:goodluckwiththat2:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21787375 - 06/10/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was in a boat.


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Patlal]
    #21787388 - 06/10/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In Alaska when I was 16. Dated this girl for about a year and didn't even really like her and didn't much find her attractive. Used her as a practice girl. She broke up with me actually saying all you want is sex. Now I've got about 16 notches on my belt and adding more all the time.

Just fucked my first black girl 2 days ago. God damn she was a good lay she was surprised I actually know how to lay some pipe. I got that good dick girl you didn't know?


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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #21787431 - 06/10/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Dated this girl for about a year and didn't even really like her and didn't much find her attractive. Used her as a practice girl.



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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21787435 - 06/10/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Just fucked my first black girl 2 days ago. God damn she was a good lay she was surprised I actually know how to lay some pipe. I got that good dick girl you didn't know?




:lol:


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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
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Re: What place and state did U ditch your virginity? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21787444 - 06/10/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In my truck bed behind a church, I was 16 she was 18


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