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Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast?
#21787010 - 06/10/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously. It's hard to find time for me to brush my teeth in the morning, even though I know I'm supposed to do it After I eat, that means I have to eat, have my coffee, have some OJ, and THEN find time to brush my teeth instead of my usual method of brushing my teeth in the shower to kill time.
As we all know, toothpaste and food and especially orange juice are fucking disgusting. Why is almost all toothpaste minty? I kinda wanna buy some childrens toothpaste again and see if that's as gross. Or maybe kick it old school with just baking soda and water.
Does anyone kick it old school with baking soda and water and can vouch for how well it works?
I feel like if they invented tooth paste that didn't make your coffee and orange juice taste disgusting it could save the world. (Not really, but at least make my mornings easier)
It basically means as soon as I get into my car and drive off to work I can no longer drink my coffee until that shit taste is out of my mouth.
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21787011 - 06/10/15 06:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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BayerPhi
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: Hayoxp]
#21787035 - 06/10/15 06:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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They have. Find one without sodium laurel sulfate as an ingredient. EDIT: Mint doesn't help much either.
Edited by BayerPhi (06/10/15 06:31 AM)
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Psychonautica
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: BayerPhi]
#21787069 - 06/10/15 06:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is that really what makes food and stuff taste like shit?

You just changed my life forever. +5 for you. But you're gettin' a fat ass zero if it doesn't work
Just Kiddin'
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: Psychonautica] 1
#21787090 - 06/10/15 06:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Should be brushing AFTER oj and breakfast...you're doing it wrong.
What good is brushing your teeth in the morning if you're gonna pour orange juice all over them afterwards. acidic brah
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: 1234go]
#21787109 - 06/10/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know that dude, but how am I supposed to drink Coffee at work in the morning, without it tasting like liquid shithole?
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: 1234go]
#21787112 - 06/10/15 06:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Try an organic toothpaste. I use Crest Complete w/ orange scope for this exact reason though. I just buy it at Walmart. The taste goes away quick and it works just the same.
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21787131 - 06/10/15 07:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Does toothpast Really even make a difference in brushing. I have just used baking soda with better results.
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21787139 - 06/10/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah try switching toothpastes.
I have this one, and it doesn't linger long.
But as a primary i use sensodyne, even that doesn't seem to leave that taste for too long.
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
#21787144 - 06/10/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
twelvelookslikeu said: Does toothpast Really even make a difference in brushing.
I ponder this a lot myself...i'm sure in special cases a hopped up paste would be beneficial...but i certainly don't believe it's a necessity.
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: 1234go]
#21787180 - 06/10/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stay away from the cinnamon flavoured toothpaste.
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BayerPhi
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21787298 - 06/10/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Psychonautica said: Is that really what makes food and stuff taste like shit?

You just changed my life forever. +5 for you. But you're gettin' a fat ass zero if it doesn't work
Just Kiddin'
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Re: Why has no one invented a touthpaste that tastes good with OJ and breakfast? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21787379 - 06/10/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Psychonautica said: Seriously. It's hard to find time for me to brush my teeth in the morning, even though I know I'm supposed to do it After I eat, that means I have to eat, have my coffee, have some OJ, and THEN find time to brush my teeth instead of my usual method of brushing my teeth in the shower to kill time.
As we all know, toothpaste and food and especially orange juice are fucking disgusting. Why is almost all toothpaste minty? I kinda wanna buy some childrens toothpaste again and see if that's as gross. Or maybe kick it old school with just baking soda and water.
Does anyone kick it old school with baking soda and water and can vouch for how well it works?
I feel like if they invented tooth paste that didn't make your coffee and orange juice taste disgusting it could save the world. (Not really, but at least make my mornings easier)
It basically means as soon as I get into my car and drive off to work I can no longer drink my coffee until that shit taste is out of my mouth.
Once toothpaste was first invented, no one used it and it never caught on even though dentists across the country were supporting it. Then someone had the clever idea to add a minty flavor to it. This mint flavor made people feel like their teeth were clean. Toothpaste soon caught on nationwide.
Same with shampoo, soap, etc., They do not need to bubble like they do, companies add ingredients that make it do that.
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