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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Describe your penis with a movie title
    #21786136 - 06/09/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Godzilla

Your turn.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21786144 - 06/09/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Shrek


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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21786188 - 06/09/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I got that good dick girl you didn't know?

That's a line from a biggie song but first thing that comes to mind.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21786217 - 06/09/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

the accused


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OfflineIkarus
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: 1234go]
    #21786235 - 06/09/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Superbad


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Invisible1234go
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Ikarus]
    #21786245 - 06/09/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

desperately seeking susan


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: 1234go]
    #21786253 - 06/09/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Clear and present danger


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: 1234go]
    #21786256 - 06/09/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In before someone else says Anaconda.


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:mushroom2:Orange clock, pencil:bouncysmoke:
"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Amanita86]
    #21786266 - 06/09/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Eraserhead :sad:


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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Amanita86]
    #21786269 - 06/09/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Anaconda.


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Amanita86]
    #21786270 - 06/09/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The Incredible Hulk


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Invisible1234go
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21786279 - 06/09/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

risky business


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: 1234go]
    #21786284 - 06/09/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The Exorcist.


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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21786291 - 06/09/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Interstellar


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Le_Canard] * 1
    #21786292 - 06/09/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Finding Nemo


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21786298 - 06/09/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Inside Job


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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21786300 - 06/09/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Finding Nemo




:lol:


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Invisible1234go
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21786304 - 06/09/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

adventures in babysitting


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #21786314 - 06/09/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Dr Strangelove.


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InvisibleJvF
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21786352 - 06/10/15 12:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There will be blood


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21786364 - 06/10/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Blood diamond


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: JvF] * 3
    #21786368 - 06/10/15 12:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

:naughty:


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Aaa...E I O Uuu...A E I O Uuu..A E I O uh Uuu..
*Cough* *Cough*
Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...

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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21786372 - 06/10/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Deep Impact


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OfflineSunnyD
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: 1234go]
    #21786400 - 06/10/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cream


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:sunny::inlove::peyotespectrum::peyotespectrum::inlove::sunny:
And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
My music Library of Synthesizer goodness


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21786696 - 06/10/15 02:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

:naughty:



Yeah sounds great, even better edited.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Edited by koods (06/10/15 02:39 AM)


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OfflineSunnyD
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21786699 - 06/10/15 02:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

:naughty:



:stoned:

ooooo


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And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: SunnyD]
    #21786727 - 06/10/15 02:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Man of Steel


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Enlil is trash, needs to end himself.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21787815 - 06/10/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Leviathan


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21787831 - 06/10/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

More like Flubber


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Invisiblenatzyshroomer
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21787850 - 06/10/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Saving private ryan


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All submitted posts are by Someone Who Isn't Me and in any event are works of pure fiction or outright lies.  Any information, statement, or assertion contained therein should be considered pure unadulterated bullshit


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: natzyshroomer]
    #21787867 - 06/10/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

21 grams


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: natzyshroomer]
    #21787881 - 06/10/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Die Hard


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Patlal]
    #21787900 - 06/10/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

On the Hunt for Teenage Muff 6


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Offlinestratocast
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: fissionchips]
    #21788165 - 06/10/15 12:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The Big Lebowski


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: koods]
    #21788171 - 06/10/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

:naughty:



Yeah sounds great, even better edited.




:lol:

I actually am cut, but I figured someone else was gonna use that one eventually. :smirk:


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Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...

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Onlinekoods
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21788180 - 06/10/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Perfect :wink:


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NotSheekle said
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: koods]
    #21788192 - 06/10/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Harry and the Hendersons


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: koods]
    #21788198 - 06/10/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Forrest Gump


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Look Deep Into Nature,and Then You Will Understand Everything Better.

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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Webster10]
    #21788238 - 06/10/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My Little Pony (Godzilla was taken)


Edited by johnnytheswede (06/10/15 01:11 PM)


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: johnnytheswede]
    #21788275 - 06/10/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fast and furious


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OfflineDilsnique
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: DpRwav]
    #21788297 - 06/10/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Frankenweenie


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OfflineGoldenEye
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: DpRwav]
    #21788299 - 06/10/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Big trouble in little China


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21788305 - 06/10/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Gymkata.


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: DpRwav]
    #21788313 - 06/10/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Doom


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: 4nik8]
    #21788317 - 06/10/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Monty Python


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OfflineDilsnique
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21788326 - 06/10/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lair of the White Worm


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21788338 - 06/10/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The Virgin Suicides


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OfflineDilsnique
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21788348 - 06/10/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Chicken Little



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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21788349 - 06/10/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I gotta say that this thread has brought out the most creative shit I have seen on the shroomery in maybe ever.  I can't wait for sprinkles to weigh in.


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21788353 - 06/10/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Memento


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Enlil is trash, needs to end himself.


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21788356 - 06/10/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hard Candy


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21788494 - 06/10/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Jawbreaker


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OfflineHayoxp
Enlil sucks cock


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: 4nik8]
    #21788507 - 06/10/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Alice in wonderland: Rated NC-17


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21788517 - 06/10/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21788538 - 06/10/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hook


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21788567 - 06/10/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21788656 - 06/10/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh God!


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21788658 - 06/10/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There Will Be Blood


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #21788659 - 06/10/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:youseethisshit:


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #21788662 - 06/10/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21788699 - 06/10/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

American Psycho


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21788708 - 06/10/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #21788714 - 06/10/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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    #21788717 - 06/10/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: clock_of_omens] * 1
    #21788744 - 06/10/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

clock_of_omens said:
There Will Be Blood



Happened to me for the first time not too long ago.
Girl was so tight it felt like she was a virgin. :tongue:


The great dictator


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21788778 - 06/10/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bruce Almighty


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21788786 - 06/10/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

For the French speakers I have the great Xavier Dolan movie from which my avatar is a scene:

Les Amours Imaginaires

:feelssadman:


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21788789 - 06/10/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21788798 - 06/10/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Free Willy


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”



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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21788801 - 06/10/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
Free Willy




Nice.


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21788807 - 06/10/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Pitch Perfect


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21788828 - 06/10/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Aguirre, the Wrath of God


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #21788840 - 06/10/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21788847 - 06/10/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
Dr Strangelove.




damn you!

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    #21788885 - 06/10/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21788914 - 06/10/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

the longest yard


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21788918 - 06/10/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Hayoxp said:
Memento




This dude is a transwoman.


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21789938 - 06/10/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Seven


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: koods]
    #21790120 - 06/10/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I hope no one has said this, but

UP!


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21790142 - 06/10/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Raped by an Angel 4: The Raper's Union

^
Actual movie


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Patlal]
    #21790150 - 06/10/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Patlal]
    #21790159 - 06/10/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Same one for my poop.

Midnight Meat train.



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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Patlal]
    #21790162 - 06/10/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's a toss up between "It Could Happen to You" or "A Room with a View"


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Ras Rising]
    #21790302 - 06/10/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Pokemon: The First Movie

Deep Impact Already mentioned..

Titanic


Edited by Detached (06/10/15 08:41 PM)


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Detached] * 2
    #21790322 - 06/10/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The Fugitive


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21790336 - 06/10/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:laugh2:


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21790398 - 06/10/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Top Gun

Raging Bull

Tusk

The Abyss

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Kilgore Trout]
    #21790422 - 06/10/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol quick google search yields

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/describe-your-penis-with-a-movie-title.194752058/

from 2010


pls pub

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
In before someone else says Anaconda.





half way down the ign page

"How has nobody said Anaconda yet?"


:trippingsheens:

what is going on


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21790437 - 06/10/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"I don't care, it is a big penis."

Fucking hilarious!


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21790440 - 06/10/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fire down below


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Dorfnob]
    #21790607 - 06/10/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Natural born killers. (My testicles kill too)

The longest yard

Bedtime stories

Ok fuck the rest of them they made me laugh but my dick is officially

Django unchained. I read through it all and didn't see it, i really hope i didn't just miss it.

Also, cats eye. But django unchained is my official choice, not walk hard.


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Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21790808 - 06/10/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

big trouble in little china


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Re: Describe your penis with a movie title [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #21790872 - 06/10/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

BlindSophist said:
The Fugitive



Post of the year


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