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InvisibleShiithead
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Beer diet.
    #21785696 - 06/09/15 09:24 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Beer has calories. Calories are energy.

Can one survive off of beer???


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Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21785698 - 06/09/15 09:25 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

You need more than just calories to survive.

I'm sure if someone put their mind to it they could create a beer that one could theoretically live off of, I doubt it would be a very healthy life though.


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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21785706 - 06/09/15 09:26 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Beer has carbs and water. Lacks protein. Not recommended.

The only thing a solid beer diet has given me is a large gut.

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Detached]
    #21785714 - 06/09/15 09:27 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
Beer has carbs and water. Lacks protein. Not recommended.

The only thing a solid beer diet has given me is a large gut.




In some countries, large guts represents royalty. Like in Ethiopia.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Shiithead]
    #21785717 - 06/09/15 09:29 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

I don't know about a beer diet but I can say for sure the beers I had earlier are having a cleansing effect on my colon.

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21785730 - 06/09/15 09:33 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Let me guess... Budweiser... x)

If I even have one, my colon is done for...


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21785732 - 06/09/15 09:33 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Beer is liquid bread, its good for you


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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21785735 - 06/09/15 09:33 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Lol that is what Coors banquet tastes like...


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Shiithead]
    #21785745 - 06/09/15 09:37 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Let me guess... Budweiser... x)

If I even have one, my colon is done for...



Coors banquet :lol:

I couldn't get it in Canada for the longest time until recently so I figured I'd give it a go. Man, I've had some belligerent shits tonight. Peel the paint off the walls type stuff. Eerie.

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Shiithead]
    #21785747 - 06/09/15 09:37 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Quote:

Detached said:
Beer has carbs and water. Lacks protein. Not recommended.

The only thing a solid beer diet has given me is a large gut.




In some countries, large guts represents royalty. Like in Ethiopia.




Then I am a motherfucking king  :kingtard: 

Stay thirsty, my friends

:cheers:

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21785750 - 06/09/15 09:38 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

The fuck is coors banquet?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21785755 - 06/09/15 09:39 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
The fuck is coors banquet?




The non-light Coors Light beer... the original...

Good stuff.

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21785756 - 06/09/15 09:39 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Liquid courage tenfold


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Detached]
    #21785770 - 06/09/15 09:43 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
The fuck is coors banquet?




The non-light Coors Light beer... the original...

Good stuff.



:mindblown:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Shiithead]
    #21785771 - 06/09/15 09:43 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

I survive on it whenever I go camping


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Re: Beer diet. [Re: zZZz]
    #21785923 - 06/09/15 10:27 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

We used to know this cool old homeless Mexican dude named Junior who only drank malt liquor. We never saw him eat. He was the coolest bum ever. He eventually got killed by some skinhead Nazi assholes. He used to say to us "What's happhallucinatin' man?". I look at the poor bums these days in town and think we(the punks and hippies) must have made such a difference in these old dude's lives. They had life. They would walk around town singing to the sky without a care. The bums today are quiet, distant, and sketchy. Our bums would have been that same way but we had an awesome scene. Bums used to flock to Corvallis far and wide back in the days of Junior. One of us should write a biography about him.

Enrique "Junior" Sanchez RIP

Edited by passifloracaerulea (06/09/15 10:34 PM)

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: zZZz]
    #21785936 - 06/09/15 10:32 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

An Iowa man completed his Lent-long beer fast on Sunday, marking the occasion with a bacon smoothie. During the 46-day feat, J. Wilson consumed only beer and water, emulating a centuries-old tradition once practiced by the Paulaner monks of Munich, Germany

Months assuming you allowed water. Youd get scurvy probably

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: RickSanchezC137]
    #21785957 - 06/09/15 10:38 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

Holy shit! What a coincidence! Goosebumps!

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Re: Beer diet. [Re: RickSanchezC137]
    #21785959 - 06/09/15 10:38 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

I don't drink coffee it makes me jittery. I don't like the feeling. Beer I will drink in the morning it's like my coffee. But I can't really anymore it sucks as i stink like abrewery. ANd I need mymy job.


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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21785994 - 06/09/15 10:45 PM (9 years, 22 days ago)

This should prove to anybody here that ghosts are real! I'm in tears this all hit me so hard. Does nobody else see that as I posted Junior's picture and name, RickSanchezC137 posted at the exact same time with his name!

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