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Shiithead
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Beer diet.
#21785696 - 06/09/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Beer has calories. Calories are energy.
Can one survive off of beer???
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You need more than just calories to survive.
I'm sure if someone put their mind to it they could create a beer that one could theoretically live off of, I doubt it would be a very healthy life though.
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Beer has carbs and water. Lacks protein. Not recommended.
The only thing a solid beer diet has given me is a large gut.
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Detached said: Beer has carbs and water. Lacks protein. Not recommended.
The only thing a solid beer diet has given me is a large gut.
In some countries, large guts represents royalty. Like in Ethiopia.
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larry.fisherman
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I don't know about a beer diet but I can say for sure the beers I had earlier are having a cleansing effect on my colon.
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Shiithead
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Let me guess... Budweiser... x)
If I even have one, my colon is done for...
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Beer is liquid bread, its good for you
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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Zombi3]
#21785735 - 06/09/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol that is what Coors banquet tastes like...
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Shiithead said: Let me guess... Budweiser... x)
If I even have one, my colon is done for...
Coors banquet 
I couldn't get it in Canada for the longest time until recently so I figured I'd give it a go. Man, I've had some belligerent shits tonight. Peel the paint off the walls type stuff. Eerie.
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Detached said: Beer has carbs and water. Lacks protein. Not recommended.
The only thing a solid beer diet has given me is a large gut.
In some countries, large guts represents royalty. Like in Ethiopia.
Then I am a motherfucking king
Stay thirsty, my friends
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The fuck is coors banquet?
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Shroomslip said: The fuck is coors banquet?
The non-light Coors Light beer... the original...
Good stuff.
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Liquid courage tenfold
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Shroomslip said: The fuck is coors banquet?
The non-light Coors Light beer... the original...
Good stuff.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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zZZz
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I survive on it whenever I go camping
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Re: Beer diet. [Re: zZZz]
#21785923 - 06/09/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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We used to know this cool old homeless Mexican dude named Junior who only drank malt liquor. We never saw him eat. He was the coolest bum ever. He eventually got killed by some skinhead Nazi assholes. He used to say to us "What's happhallucinatin' man?". I look at the poor bums these days in town and think we(the punks and hippies) must have made such a difference in these old dude's lives. They had life. They would walk around town singing to the sky without a care. The bums today are quiet, distant, and sketchy. Our bums would have been that same way but we had an awesome scene. Bums used to flock to Corvallis far and wide back in the days of Junior. One of us should write a biography about him.
Enrique "Junior" Sanchez RIP
Edited by passifloracaerulea (06/09/15 10:34 PM)
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Re: Beer diet. [Re: zZZz]
#21785936 - 06/09/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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An Iowa man completed his Lent-long beer fast on Sunday, marking the occasion with a bacon smoothie. During the 46-day feat, J. Wilson consumed only beer and water, emulating a centuries-old tradition once practiced by the Paulaner monks of Munich, Germany
Months assuming you allowed water. Youd get scurvy probably
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passifloracaerulea



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Holy shit! What a coincidence! Goosebumps!
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I don't drink coffee it makes me jittery. I don't like the feeling. Beer I will drink in the morning it's like my coffee. But I can't really anymore it sucks as i stink like abrewery. ANd I need mymy job.
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passifloracaerulea



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This should prove to anybody here that ghosts are real! I'm in tears this all hit me so hard. Does nobody else see that as I posted Junior's picture and name, RickSanchezC137 posted at the exact same time with his name!
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Shiithead
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passifloracaerulea said: This should prove to anybody here that ghosts are real! I'm in tears this all hit me so hard. Does nobody else see that as I posted Junior's picture and name, RickSanchezC137 posted at the exact same time with his name!
Fuck a ghost.
He's a host...
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larry.fisherman
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The timestamp says it's a 5 minute difference..
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XLCaps said: The timestamp says it's a 5 minute difference..
Yeah lol.. I was just about to point this out.
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passifloracaerulea



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XLCaps said: The timestamp says it's a 5 minute difference..
Yeah lol.. I was just about to point this out.
I did an edit to add his picture and name. When i finished, RickySanchezC137 had just posted. You can't make this shit up!
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"Edited by passifloracaerulea (06/09/15 11:34 PM)"
11:34 = Hell
Just sayin...
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I don't even want to joke about this. We all respected this dude and to think he might be hasn't moved on, still seeking assistance makes me extremely sad. I know this is real. The why is what worries me. He didn't just pop out of the afterlife to say hi. I sort of conjured him up by thinking of powerful memories, but there is obviously a powerful response. Some people will say it's demons.
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I didn't ask for this! Roll your fucking eyes at me...
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passifloracaerulea said: I didn't ask for this! Roll your fucking eyes at me...
If you say so
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the calories from beer come stricly from carbs and one cannot survive only on carbs
you could survive if you only consumed fats or only protein, but not on carbs... your body would break down very fast!
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passifloracaerulea said: I didn't ask for this! Roll your fucking eyes at me...
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Why don't you the user and ask if he is a ghost. When he says no, you should probably take him at his word.
It's called a coincidence. Enrique is a common first name and Sanchez is a common last name.
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Re: Beer diet. [Re: koods]
#21786380 - 06/10/15 12:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nah brah it's a poltergeist
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Re: Beer diet. [Re: Gorlax] 1
#21787164 - 06/10/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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arago
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Synchronicity. Moments like this make us realize how fates are interwoven. How's the rock hunting these days?
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Re: Beer diet. [Re: arago]
#21787601 - 06/10/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You hear about the guy who drank just beer alone for a full month and was just fine. Beer is the cure!
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I guess a beer diet would work.
All you would have to do is add carbs, meat, veggies and remove the beer.
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passifloracaerulea said: I don't even want to joke about this. We all respected this dude and to think he might be hasn't moved on, still seeking assistance makes me extremely sad. I know this is real. The why is what worries me. He didn't just pop out of the afterlife to say hi. I sort of conjured him up by thinking of powerful memories, but there is obviously a powerful response. Some people will say it's demons.
I don't think it's demons....just a nod from a world we do not know or understand...maybe a little thank you for remembering him.
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Re: Beer diet. [Re: arago]
#21787964 - 06/10/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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arago said: Synchronicity. Moments like this make us realize how fates are interwoven. How's the rock hunting these days?
I'm leaning toward a thank you for remembering him. Your ouzel avatar is still the shit! I'm leaving for Colorado in a few days to start prospecting my 5 claims on Mt Antero for aquamarine and smokies. I had such a successful year mining electric blue obsidian last year that I couldn't beat it again. My lapidary work is still going to focus on blue obsidian, fire obsidian, but also American aquas and tourmalines. I have claims in san diego co next to the queen and oceanview/chief mines that I'm going to start developing and hopefully find good tourmaline.
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