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OfflineEnjoywho
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Jungle fever. * 1
    #21785395 - 06/09/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So just fucked my first black bitch last night. She's 30 pretty damn cute and the fattest fucking ass.

She's my ride to work in the morning and I was calling to cement what time to be at the meet up when I just said fuck it. Come to my place you can sleep here. Ended up fucking for 3 hours.

She was like oh I see you now playboy is that how it is. Shit bitch what did you expect when your sharing my bed. I ain't bashful.

Fucking awesome lay and she's actually pretty chill and funny. Epic evening it took 4 days to christen my new bed I love having my own bed and room. Best investment ever. I'ma give it a day but have her stay tomorrow. I want some more of that good ass pussy. Nom Nom.


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21785403 - 06/09/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

so you're saying you have jungle fever now, nothing will quell your lust for black vagina?


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Lucis]
    #21785413 - 06/09/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nah I just didn't know what to call it. Sounded funny. Nah I got a white hella cute girl 21 coming by tomorrow gonna cook her dinner and fuck probably.


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21785415 - 06/09/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh ya I almost forgot about that. I'll have to reschedule for Thursday or Friday.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21785431 - 06/09/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)





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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #21785433 - 06/09/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
So just fucked my first black bitch last night. She's 30 pretty damn cute and the fattest fucking ass.

She's my ride to work in the morning and I was calling to cement what time to be at the meet up when I just said fuck it. Come to my place you can sleep here. Ended up fucking for 3 hours.

She was like oh I see you now playboy is that how it is. Shit bitch what did you expect when your sharing my bed. I ain't bashful.

Fucking awesome lay and she's actually pretty chill and funny. Epic evening it took 4 days to christen my new bed I love having my own bed and room. Best investment ever. I'ma give it a day but have her stay tomorrow. I want some more of that good ass pussy. Nom Nom.





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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21785437 - 06/09/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Would you say her ass was a riot?


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21785449 - 06/09/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
fattest fucking ass.






Like what do you mean "fattest fucking ass" sorry to seem a bit dense, but you mean like black chick that never missed a meal of mammas fried chicken fat ass, or like a nice firm butt?

Because I wouldn't be braggin about a fat chunky dumpster ass, but if it was a superb "booty" as they're called, then hell yeah...go you!


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Lucis]
    #21785457 - 06/09/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I always wanted to try some black pussy.


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21785469 - 06/09/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Thread is hella for the win. Real talk.


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Lucis]
    #21785470 - 06/09/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Fennario said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
fattest fucking ass.






Like what do you mean "fattest fucking ass" sorry to seem a bit dense, but you mean like black chick that never missed a meal of mammas fried chicken fat ass, or like a nice firm butt?

Because I wouldn't be braggin about a fat chunky dumpster ass, but if it was a superb "booty" as they're called, then hell yeah...go you!




It's nice. She isn't fat by any means got a little meat to the bones but I love that shit anyway. More to play with. God that was epic.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21785555 - 06/09/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I always wanted to try some black pussy.




Word!  :blackface:


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Detached]
    #21785561 - 06/09/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had a buddy that used to say black pussy had a odd odor to it.

Can you confirm?

Or was my friend just fucking too ghetto?


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Detached]
    #21785563 - 06/09/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This was my first black girl. God damn that was amazing.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21785571 - 06/09/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wouldn't say odd odor but it was definitely different. It smelt like pussy but I did notice a different smell so I dunno.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21785596 - 06/09/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fucking someone of a different race doesn't constitute a "fever."  There are attractive people of all races, and it's not some weird aberration to want to get with someone outside one's race.  My last girlfriend was Middle Eastern.  I'm not even sure what "fever" you'd call that.  Anyway, sounds like you had a good time.  Congrats. :thumbup:


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Silversoul]
    #21785604 - 06/09/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Desert Fever.


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Silversoul]
    #21785607 - 06/09/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Fucking someone of a different race doesn't constitute a "fever."  There are attractive people of all races, and it's not some weird aberration to want to get with someone outside one's race.  My last girlfriend was Middle Eastern.  I'm not even sure what "fever" you'd call that.  Anyway, sounds like you had a good time.  Congrats. :thumbup:




It was a joke. Geez. I prefer brown girls honestly. But now I can check a black girl off my list.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Silversoul]
    #21785611 - 06/09/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Silversoul said:
  My last girlfriend was Middle Eastern.  I'm not even sure what "fever" you'd call that.  Anyway, sounds like you had a good time.  Congrats. :thumbup:




Did her pussy have a different odor? I feel like I am really missing out in life...


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Silversoul]
    #21785612 - 06/09/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I know a guy who always refred to black pussy as "the purple"

He was always like "I love me some pink pussy but what I really love me is dat purp, mhmm purple be the best pussy"

he said black girls get wetter also


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21785626 - 06/09/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ya and she was no fuck doll. She knows how to fuck. God damn that was good.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Jungle fever. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21785939 - 06/09/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bigger girls and now black chick's. Damn I've been expanding my horizons lately. Good pussy is good pussy. Good shit. I'm hoping this young skinny thing slides through tomorrow. Randomly added her on the face. And forgot about it until she hit me up.

"I love how you can carry a conversation instead of the normal shit people say like hey, what's up, etc." fuck it I'll just take the bus it's only a dollar.  I moved to the opposite side of town which she was living in but is currently house sitting right next to my old place.

This is a girl I'd seriously date got damn so fucking pretty. I don't fuck for under an hour the girls and myself bust multiple nuts. I got that good dick girl you didn't know?


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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