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Roflspammer
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Russian girl moved in across the street
#21782835 - 06/09/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm 19 and chillen. The other day my neighbor brought to my attention that a Russian girl was moving in across the street. She's "19 and cute". She moved into my neighbors basement straight from Russia. My neighbor is a business owner and uses the house as his headquarters but doesn't live there. I mow his lawn.
I'm real shitty with girls. What do I do? I'm pretty sure I'm too selfish and noncommittal for a relationship. I only ever had one girl, only got laid once, and don't know what to do. I don't want to approach her because I'm not one to do that. I just don't want things to be awkward, and don't know how to approach the situation in general. I'm just shitty with girls because I am weird. I am weird. I'm good looking, but weird and awkward. Not like George clooney or Joe dirt, but I am above average. I just hate talking to girls because its so much work and hassle.
But I'm worried, because as I get older and my experience doesn't increase, if I ever do find a girl I won't know how to be in a relationship or how to be something a girl even wants
Thanks for your time, let me know what you would do
Also, I have $600 in spending money (theoretical), should I buy a drum set which I have never played before or things for my electric guitar?
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OsculateOfDemise



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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Roflspammer]
#21783041 - 06/09/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well if she just moved straight from Russia she might just think your awkwardness is just because you are foreign. Use that to your advantage.
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koraks
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Roflspammer]
#21783057 - 06/09/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Can't get past initiating contact with her if you want something from her, plain and simple. Read up on flirting, strike up a conversation and go through the motions.
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chevy66driver
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: koraks]
#21783301 - 06/09/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't worry about it. you'll come off as creepy and needy. FORGET ABOUT IT!
One day, you will see her as you mow the lawn...she'll be out in the yard tanning or something cool like that... ..., and you will suddenly say to yourself, hey theres that girl, I'm going to go talk to her.
Then say, "Hi, I'm roflspammer. I live over there." Point at your house. Then talk about whatever comes to mind. You aren't as weird as you think, but you probably are too smart for your own good, seeing as how you found this great message board and became a member.
Just don't overthink it, and have some balls when the moment does arise. Don't give yourself any other option. The only road to success is failure.
Buy a wah pedal. Peace!
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Amanita86
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Roflspammer]
#21783345 - 06/09/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A weeping demon.
OP basic strategy says, you should hit that...
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Roflspammer]
#21783358 - 06/09/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DSHSB
And buy some drums cuz they be badass as fuck when you can belt out a dirty solo.
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Zombi3]
#21783397 - 06/09/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Already converted to the DS technique ey?
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Zombi3
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Amanita86]
#21783399 - 06/09/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im gunna learn to play drums, sans toes.
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Zombi3]
#21783408 - 06/09/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You'll be fine without toes, especially if you get one of those double kickers. Dude from Def Leppard pulled it off with one arm so..
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Amanita86]
#21783429 - 06/09/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Double kick is where its at homie, I love the sound of non stop rolling base. Death metal style.
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Roflspammer]
#21783597 - 06/09/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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WWJDD?
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Zombi3
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Dilsnique]
#21783619 - 06/09/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Apparently theres a joe dirt 2 coming out soon
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Zombi3]
#21785995 - 06/09/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you want to fuck her you need to do it as soon as possible because once she makes friends with other girls they are going to corrupt her and mold her into what the other girls want. She will also become harder to get since she will be introduced to many men some of which will be confident and good looking.
Do it now man. You have nothing to loose.
And if you get rejected, learn from the experience
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Roflspammer
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: DOBAS]
#21786276 - 06/09/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Life is hard
I just don't understand what it is about me, or girls, or me + girls. We just don't mix. I'm lonely, but I hate being around most people
I foresee a mediocre future for me, one where I go around feeling like a large child rather than a functioning adult male bachelor
So I just hole myself up in my basement with my guitar, some weed, a stack of vinyl and good friends
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akira_akuma
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Roflspammer]
#21786464 - 06/10/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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fuck her and say good bye
you don't want relationship? then fuck and quit. or just don't make thread.
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Roflspammer]
#21787658 - 06/10/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Roflspammer said: Life is hard
I just don't understand what it is about me, or girls, or me + girls. We just don't mix. I'm lonely, but I hate being around most people
I foresee a mediocre future for me, one where I go around feeling like a large child rather than a functioning adult male bachelor
So I just hole myself up in my basement with my guitar, some weed, a stack of vinyl and good friends
You remind me of myself between the ages of 13-18, I'm 20 now. What really changed for me was having taken a few trips, found love, gained muscle and weight, got arrested, and lost it all. Or did I? Seems it was all a trip to find myself in the end. And here I am, though it sucks being alone, that future is coming right now.
Get into meditation and reading. Go after this chick immediately BTW, unless you want to wait three weeks and see some other dude with her. I'm just telling you get that rejection out of the way immediately so you're not feeling like shit. Because you've got to build yourself before you think of getting any chick. "Be Here Now" by Ram Dass got me to be constantly in the here and now. You start doing that, you start realizing your own worth, that's when you begin to reject this society and you'll begin to be at peace with yourself. Yo dude, I wear giant ass white wooden framed prescription glasses now. It's a tool to call out people's polarity, even though I like how I look.
What's sexy to girls is confidence and soon you'll have your pick of them when you have that down. You get that confidence by finding and loving yourself.
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Atrium]
#21788219 - 06/10/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My guess is that she is probably owned by a Russian pimp.
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bipittybop_baDOW
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Thayendanegea]
#21807059 - 06/14/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm coming to quickly comprehend that we only live this life one time and have so much time to meet and explore with others. Not every girl you talk to is going to be one you have to commit anything to other than having a good conversation. Don't be the fool who never spoke up since you're clearly interested in getting to know her.
And I'd say guitar gear, but I am a bit bias there
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Roflspammer]
#21810070 - 06/15/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tell her you have lots of toilet paper.
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Sun King]
#21811019 - 06/15/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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She's russian and probably banging the business owner. Just give up now and save yourself some heart ace
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Re: Russian girl moved in across the street [Re: Rosen_Rot]
#21840996 - 06/22/15 09:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Either way, let us know what happens! Tis the season for mowing grass, so you should have some opportunities to talk to her.
TAKE THE FIRST CHANCE YOU GET! Trust me.
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