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Offlineergoticmandala
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Getting denied stories
    #21782438 - 06/09/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

anyone have any funny stories of getting denied at parties or whatever?


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #21782706 - 06/09/15 10:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nothing funny.. but I have a few stories.

Most of my funny stories came about when it was me trying to get out of Dodge..


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Amanita86]
    #21782762 - 06/09/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ok it dosent have to be funny


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #21785863 - 06/09/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was fighting with my long-distance gf at the time. I was out with my friends and one brought this girl. We all were dancing and stuff. Left the bar and this chick was stumbling in heels so I wrapped my arm around her side to help her walk totally as a friendly move nothing intended. She instantly wanted me and was holding my hand and wanted me to come home with her. She was wasted. I didn't want to cheat on my gf but this chick was a 9/10 and it was hard. We were in the taxi and everyone got out except us. I asked her where she lived and told the cab driver and slipped him $15. Then I stole a kiss from her and looked at her and said cya babe. She slapped the SHIT out of me and I left the cab laughing. Went home called my gf and continued to fight until like 4am.


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Black_Sunset] * 1
    #21785935 - 06/09/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had someone deny me one time, I just got her piss drunk and had my way with her while she was sleeping :cookiemonster:


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21787520 - 06/10/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Denial is the first step to acceptance.  Getting denied is actually kind of fun, it improves your game and lets you learn.  The more you get denied, the less you get denied in the future.  IME.


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #21787853 - 06/10/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

this ones kinda funny

so im at a party and ive been chatting up this girl all night and shes pretty damn cute. so everything was going good but then i started coming down from the mdma i ate way earlier that night. like when im coming down i get super spacey

so this chick is telling me this story about how her and her friend know someone in the boston bruins organization and one day they got to go to the rink and meet the players or sumthing. like obviously its pretty fuckin cool

but im coming down and not really paying attention to what she was saying, like i was listening but not really. so after she tells that awesome story my response is "damnnn that sucksssssss". she gave me a super weird look and it still didnt even register to me that i just made such an ass of myself. then after a couple minutes i snapped outta being spacey and realized what i just said lol

so after that i was just like fuck it and went home lol, i was comin down anyways. but yeah that was dumb as fuck but def a funny story


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21787882 - 06/10/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

another time i wanted to fuck my ex and i was extremely wasted and we werent on the best terms but whatever

so at like 3 am i sent a text to her and was such a bad attempt, i just texted her these exact words "drunk and vulnerable"

next morning im on my way to class and i get a text from my homie and hes like "uhhhh what?" i checked my phone and realized i accidently texted my homie that text instead

so i was really drunk and honestly barely remember even sending that text. so ive concluded taht it was either a really shitty attempt at getting laid or i was drunk and trying to be funny and was telling my friend who i texted that i like my girls drunk and vulnerable, and never finished the text lol

like i remember sitting in my homies driveway smoking a blunt with him after the bar closed and writing out that text but i have no idea what was going on in my head at the time lol. its a mystery but that text still makes me laugh :lol:


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21787904 - 06/10/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Black_Sunset said:
I was fighting with my long-distance gf at the time. I was out with my friends and one brought this girl. We all were dancing and stuff. Left the bar and this chick was stumbling in heels so I wrapped my arm around her side to help her walk totally as a friendly move nothing intended. She instantly wanted me and was holding my hand and wanted me to come home with her. She was wasted. I didn't want to cheat on my gf but this chick was a 9/10 and it was hard. We were in the taxi and everyone got out except us. I asked her where she lived and told the cab driver and slipped him $15. Then I stole a kiss from her and looked at her and said cya babe. She slapped the SHIT out of me and I left the cab laughing. Went home called my gf and continued to fight until like 4am.





lol what a bitch

she really had no right to slap you cuz she was being just as sneaky as you were


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21788241 - 06/10/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I used to be a black out drinker....more than once I came out of the blackout because I was getting slapped. Still, to this day, I don't know what I said.:shrug:


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #21788350 - 06/10/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I said some off color shit one time at a bbq that stopped the rhythm pretty much on point... like in the movies when the record needle goes scratching off the record and everyone shuts up and looks at you....just like that.

I have no idea what I said.  I must have thought out loud or something I really couldn't tell you but I know who it was apparently directed at and she stormed off in a half cry.  I left not too shortly after that.  Nobody ever brought it up again..


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Amanita86]
    #21790758 - 06/10/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My most recent denial: new coworker. Kinda cute...10/10 ass awesome personality. we hit it off. go out to see shpongle me her and another coworker. I think this chick wants me gives me all these signs. Talks really fucking close to me and laughs at everything... I'm rolling balls at the show and feeling her up and dancing with her. Drop other chick off. We at her house smoking in the car. Go inside to pee. I move in to kiss her and she rejects me. says she doesn't date coworkers. my face when  :gump:


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Black_Sunset] * 2
    #21790944 - 06/10/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That my friend is known as rapo. She gets an immense amount of pleasure in rejecting you at the last second. Its a female thing that guys are usually clueless about.


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21790984 - 06/10/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

actually she wasn't doing any of those things. She is a very intimate communicator and I was smitten over her for it. She wasn't playing games at all, but I can see how you would infer that from what I said.


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21790996 - 06/10/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Eh, I dont know the full story so I cant say, but it does sound suspiciously like thats what she was playing.


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Re: Getting denied stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #21801999 - 06/13/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bassfreak said:
i just texted her these exact words "drunk and vulnerable"



:rofl:

Don't have many denied stories because I don't really put myself out there. It seems like fun if you don't take it too seriously, like what TheMovement said about improvement & learning.


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