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how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop
#21779043 - 06/08/15 02:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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1. get a few balloons filled with helium 2. tie drugs to the bottom of the balloons 3. toss drugs + balloons out of window when cop is running license and registration or while being pulled over 4. watch cop discharge his weapon completely irresponsibly in a residential area 5. dont get charged with droogz
you may get a littering ticket though
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: trippinballs420]
#21779052 - 06/08/15 02:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I live within the Washington DC 15 mile no fly zone. Launching balloons is a federal offense. WTG buddy. You just got me sent to Gitmo.
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779061 - 06/08/15 02:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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sucks for you then
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: trippinballs420] 1
#21779070 - 06/08/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sometimes I fill balloons with hydrogen and attach a fuse to them. They get way up in the air and the fuse pops the balloon and ignites the hydrogen. It's really fucking cool.
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779127 - 06/08/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude that is fucking cool! i used to do the same with crystal draino, water, and tin foil balls in a glass bottle....put a balloon on the nozzle of the bottle and it fills the balloon with hydrogen
then you just need a match taped to a stick 
having it blow up way up in the night sky would be super cool tho
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: trippinballs420]
#21779158 - 06/08/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah that's how I generate the hydrogen. Sodium hydroxide and aluminum. The fuse is just a rolled up strip of a cotton Tshirt soaked in potassium nitrate and dried out. Works like a charm. Sometimes the balloons will get to be a mile away or more based on the time difference between the fireball and the thud of the explosion. I can only imagine what people think when they see a huge fireball up in the sky.
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779165 - 06/08/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you get the right mixture of air and hydrogen in the balloon it is probably the loudest explosion you've ever heard. Those won't fly though too heavy
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779174 - 06/08/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i have got to try this now 
do you think its illegal in a state that doesnt allow fireworks to do that?
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: trippinballs420]
#21779180 - 06/08/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's probably illegal everywhere. Lol. These aren't small explosions and can be heard from miles away. Sometimes I lose track of the balloons and give up then I will hear a thud way off in the distance and I'm like "yeah!!!"
I haven't done this in years. I used to be so much more fun.
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779188 - 06/08/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha damn you must be using bigger balloons that i did haha thats pretty intense.....ever do it within the no fly zone?
if so did you hear jets scramble at andrews AFB afterwards
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779190 - 06/08/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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1. immediately start screaming I DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THIS VEHICLE! as soon as you roll down your window to speak to the officer.
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779194 - 06/08/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is really like to fill a plastic garbage bag with hydrogen an try that but it isn't easy to generate that much hydrogen in time since hydrogen leaks out of rubber and plastic very quickly.
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: trippinballs420]
#21779200 - 06/08/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
trippinballs420 said: haha damn you must be using bigger balloons that i did haha thats pretty intense.....ever do it within the no fly zone?
if so did you hear jets scramble at andrews AFB afterwards 
I had some 15" ones. Big balloons are hard to find actually.
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779221 - 06/08/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats ridiculous, mine were like kids balloons
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779222 - 06/08/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ive been toying (pun unintended) with the idea of having a drone in my car, and strapping drugs to it, if i get pulled over i would just send it flying up as far away, and yell at the cop about the totally crazy ufo that totally took off. Hell hed even have video proof for once.
That or just use drones to deliver drugs to trusted friends, who i wouldn't have to worry about not strapping money for its return flight. Hell id be scared to rip someone off who deals through drones.
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779226 - 06/08/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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What a terrible attempt at making this seem real
Thread sux fat dick
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21779233 - 06/08/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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whats not real about it?
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21779267 - 06/08/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said: What a terrible attempt at making this seem real
Thread sux fat dick
Stop being jealous. It's real.
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: trippinballs420]
#21779312 - 06/08/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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fucking hilarious ! but brilliant. that is, if you don't get charged with obstruction or tampering or some shit
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Re: how to avoid drug charges during a traffic stop [Re: koods]
#21779317 - 06/08/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So break this down for me. I just make a draino bomb out of a balloon basically?
I want to have the best fireworks on the block. Or a mile away or whatever lol.
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