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Bitter Cactus
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Would you smoke dope with a cop?
#21778665 - 06/08/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You meet this chick and she is a cop. One thing leads to another and you two are hanging out at your place and she pulls out a bag of dope and offers you a hit. What do you do?
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] 5
#21778668 - 06/08/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do you ever shut the fuck up? No one cares.
By the way, I HAVE smoked weed with a cop.
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21778670 - 06/08/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll punch you in the mouth with a cop, since you love them so much
So have I XLCaps now that I th ink about it, a few if them actually, off duty of course
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] 1
#21778677 - 06/08/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Of course, and I record it, then hold that video as ransom and make her get me weekly drugs from the evidence room or I'll give the video to her boss.
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psychodelia
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21778679 - 06/08/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you don't smoke it, you'd he on her list of suspicious people because only someone that's trying to cover something up would refuse a bad of dope.
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: psychodelia]
#21778715 - 06/08/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm DEA as fuck.
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I once shared a doob with a cop at a Beastie Boys/Cypress Hill show in '92.......
Edited by Dilsnique (06/08/15 01:12 PM)
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Dilsnique]
#21778975 - 06/08/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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pigs give me the ibbe geebies.
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Quote:
XLCaps said: Do you ever shut the fuck up? No one cares.
By the way, I HAVE smoked weed with a cop. 
People posting in his ridiculous threads is why he never shuts the fuck up. But yes, nobody cares what BC says or thinks.
And, Ive smoked weed with more than a half dozen cops on more than a handful of occasions. Cops really dont care much about weed in Canada, they really fucking hate meth though.
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21779034 - 06/08/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Liek what kind of dope?..
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HolliDaze
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WAAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH agreed!!! and as well have I brotha!!http://www.shroomery.org/forums/images/icons/thumbs_up.gif
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: HolliDaze]
#21779189 - 06/08/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've bought weed from a cop.
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Climbhigher]
#21779235 - 06/08/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wpuld never fuck with a dirty cop. Even if they offer free drugs. Fuck them, besides for all you know the rest of their dept. Is just waiting to flip on him and his (or her in this case)buddies for a nickel raise. They will fuck you.
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Bitter Cactus
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Plenty of cops smoke weed though so I would never turn down getting baked with a cop.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21779423 - 06/08/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh, you meant heroin? No fucking way. That screams narc or IA investigation.
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21779430 - 06/08/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus said: Plenty of cops smoke weed though so I would never turn down getting baked with a cop.
I thought you didn't like weed though, and hated all things stoner culture?
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I already have smoked with a cop once during a Wailers concert when I was in highschool. Unknowingly. He flashed his badge alongside his thank you//
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Mr.PhilCybin
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dude fuck that.
way to sketchy for me. in general, cops aren't the type that I get along with/wanna hang with usually.
aside from the whole, "I can totally put you in a cage if I wanted to" thing
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21779484 - 06/08/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: dude fuck that.
way to sketchy for me. in general, cops aren't the type that I get along with/wanna hang with usually.
aside from the whole, "I can totally put you in a cage if I wanted to" thing
Exactly. You think your cool with them when you smoke, but when they go back to the station, their talking shit about you being a stoner(no matter how little you smoke) and they totally know it. Then their buddies have an extra eye on you and no their buddies are not as cool as that cop convinced you he was.
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I have smoked with several open minded police officers. Who went on to say that have supported legalization/decriminalization effort in as much as their law enforcement positions would allow. They're people just like us only, unfortunately, many of us have paid very dearly at the hands of these police officers for our love of a harmless herb. So I can understand a persons intelligent desire to protect their wellbeing by not engaging in illegal activities with "the man" but understand that if *they offer it to you* it would be ENTRAPMENT. So you're good. Things are changing finally, thank God.
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: An.Nihilist]
#21780103 - 06/08/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would never smoke with a cop. ESPECIALLY a woman cop. Those bitches are fucking crazy and vindictive
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Mescalean
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The definition of dope really shows some users age. Dope isn't really synonymous with bud anymore guys. Think getting your nods on. That's dope.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Mescalean]
#21780170 - 06/08/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I smoked but he didn't. He saw me give his son in law mushrooms too and watched the trip
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Mescalean]
#21780191 - 06/08/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: The definition of dope really shows some users age. Dope isn't really synonymous with bud anymore guys. Think getting your nods on. That's dope.
Kids these days watch trailer park boys, and think its cool to pick up there slang.
One of my non smoking friends calls weed dope for this reason, and i always forget he means bud, and ill give him a weird look when hes like "did you smoke dope?" And im all, i dont touch tha- oh yeah im stoned but not on the horse.
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21780400 - 06/08/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: He saw me give his son in law mushrooms
I don't know whether to call it bold or stupid.
usually the line is so thin you can't tell anyways
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21780434 - 06/08/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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He was my good friend and he didn't give the least of shits
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Mescalean]
#21780672 - 06/08/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: The definition of dope really shows some users age. Dope isn't really synonymous with bud anymore guys. Think getting your nods on. That's dope.
I've had this conversation before. You can't tell someone which slang means what by definition of the word, especially considering we have this little thing called synonyms.
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XLCaps said: Do you ever shut the fuck up? No one cares.
By the way, I HAVE smoked weed with a cop. 
a cop took me to a titty bar after dosing me with acid, I was 17
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21780790 - 06/08/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I smoked but he didn't. He saw me give his son in law mushrooms too and watched the trip
You need to make an "Ask Zappa" thread. You never cease to surprise me.
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21781196 - 06/08/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dope as in weed, or dope as in heroin?
Weed, no, I'd be too paranoid.
Heroin? Sure, why not.
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