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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Would you smoke dope with a cop?
    #21778665 - 06/08/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You meet this chick and she is a cop. One thing leads to another and you two are hanging out at your place and she pulls out a bag of dope and offers you a hit. What do you do?
Would you smoke dope with a cop?
You may choose only one


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 5
    #21778668 - 06/08/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do you ever shut the fuck up? No one cares.

By the way, I HAVE smoked weed with a cop. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21778670 - 06/08/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'll punch you in the mouth with a cop, since you love them so much

So have I XLCaps now that I th ink about it, a few if them actually, off duty of course


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21778677 - 06/08/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Of course, and I record it, then hold that video as ransom and make her get me weekly drugs from the evidence room or I'll give the video to her boss.


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21778679 - 06/08/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you don't smoke it, you'd he on her list of suspicious people because only someone that's trying to cover something up would refuse a bad of dope.


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: psychodelia]
    #21778715 - 06/08/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm DEA as fuck.


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21778738 - 06/08/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I once shared a doob with a cop at a Beastie Boys/Cypress Hill show in '92.......


Edited by Dilsnique (06/08/15 01:12 PM)


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21778975 - 06/08/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

pigs give me the ibbe geebies.


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #21778986 - 06/08/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:cop:


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21778999 - 06/08/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Do you ever shut the fuck up? No one cares.

By the way, I HAVE smoked weed with a cop. :cookiemonster:



:lol:People posting in his ridiculous threads is why he never shuts the fuck up. But yes, nobody cares what BC says or thinks.

And, Ive smoked weed with more than a half dozen cops on more than a handful of occasions. Cops really dont care much about weed in Canada, they really fucking hate meth though.


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21779034 - 06/08/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Liek what kind of dope?..


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21779182 - 06/08/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

WAAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH agreed!!!
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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: HolliDaze]
    #21779189 - 06/08/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've bought weed from a cop.


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Climbhigher]
    #21779235 - 06/08/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wpuld never fuck with a dirty cop. Even if they offer free drugs. Fuck them, besides for all you know the rest of their dept. Is just waiting to flip on him and his (or her in this case)buddies for a nickel raise. They will fuck you.


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21779419 - 06/08/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Plenty of cops smoke weed though so I would never turn down getting baked with a cop.


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21779423 - 06/08/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh, you meant heroin? No fucking way. That screams narc or IA investigation.


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21779430 - 06/08/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Plenty of cops smoke weed though so I would never turn down getting baked with a cop.



I thought you didn't like weed though, and hated all things stoner culture?


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21779439 - 06/08/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I already have smoked with a cop once during a Wailers concert when I was in highschool.
Unknowingly.
He flashed his badge alongside his thank you//


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21779471 - 06/08/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

dude fuck that.


way to sketchy for me. 
in general, cops aren't the type that I get along with/wanna hang with usually.

aside from the whole, "I can totally put you in a cage if I wanted to" thing


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Re: Would you smoke dope with a cop? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21779484 - 06/08/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
dude fuck that.


way to sketchy for me. 
in general, cops aren't the type that I get along with/wanna hang with usually.

aside from the whole, "I can totally put you in a cage if I wanted to" thing



Exactly. You think your cool with them when you smoke, but when they go back to the station, their talking shit about you being a stoner(no matter how little you smoke) and they totally know it. Then their buddies have an extra eye on you and no their buddies are not as cool as that cop convinced you he was.


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