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Bitter Cactus
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Would you marry a cop
#21778591 - 06/08/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pretend you meet this girl that is really cool and you just vibe with her super well. You date her for a couple months and it turns out she was lying to you about her profession. Apparently, she is an undercover DEA officer and has been for many years.
Would you marry her knowing she is a cop? Any cop lovers here?
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larry.fisherman
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Drugs are not more important than love.
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psychodelia
Not a cop


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At least 50% of the shroomery is cops... You think we aren't loveable? Is it even a question? I am insulted, and you are on our list of suspicious shroomery users.
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I'm DEA as fuck.
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SirShroomsAlott
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God damn all these cops threads
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zZZz
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I've been pulled over by several good looking female cops, I remember this one time I got pulled over by this one chick, she was pretty hot. She was very aggressive when searching me and when she got to my balls she like put her hand up all the way she could have picked me from my balls, but like she grabbed the whole package dude, I'm pretty sure she wanted the d, but anyway I remember thinking like she must be a freak in bed and can totally dig that, and yea I could see myself marrying a cop, something about those chick cops that turn me on, man..
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Dilsnique
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: zZZz]
#21778951 - 06/08/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Dilsnique]
#21778963 - 06/08/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dilsnique said:

Too bad he shoots before he can even get the night stick out of his pants though. Premature ejection and all.
Edited by PatrickKn (06/08/15 02:19 PM)
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: zZZz]
#21778968 - 06/08/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had two come to my door for a noise complaint(it was my birthday and I was smashed) and the cop was fucking HOT. Really hot. They tried telling me to turn it down and whatever but I was hitting on the cop hardcore. I tried to get her to come inside. All I had on was a pair of shorts and she seemed receptive even though she was on duty. I really wanted to fuck her. Anyway, they got sick of listening to me so they just told me to turn it down and left. I didn't and they never came back either. Good times.
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HolliDaze
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I would for sure if she was super doiwn. like super heady cop style
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Zombi3
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Zombi3]
#21779271 - 06/08/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My former girlfriend parents one was chief, wife was cop. Both alcoholics and smoked weed, had a room full of confiscated food.
One commited suicide Other was found in a river
O.o I don't think so.
Edited by Beanhead (06/08/15 03:19 PM)
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Asante
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Beanhead]
#21779287 - 06/08/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The reason so many cops are motherfuckers is because only a mother would love a cop
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Asante]
#21779395 - 06/08/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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only if she let me shove that baton thingy up her pooper. not wife material if she wont let me do that
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Mescalean] 1
#21779401 - 06/08/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why are you obsessed with cops OP?
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zZZz
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: koods] 1
#21779414 - 06/08/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cops are so hansel right now
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: zZZz]
#21779426 - 06/08/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have fantasies about fucking cops all the time. Has never happened yet, but I'm determined to make it happen.
I will totally use a free fuck as my get out of jail free card. I am not above any of that shit.
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Dilsnique
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: zZZz]
#21779433 - 06/08/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zZZz said: Cops are so hansel right now
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Dilsnique] 1
#21779458 - 06/08/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh My Fucking God
Hey op here's your next few threads if you run out of ideas.
Would you fuck a cop?
Would you suck a cops dick?
Would give a cop a helping hand in arresting a drug dealer/any form of criminal? Like if he asked you to grab cuffs off the hood of his car since you were walking by anyway?
Would you pray for a cop?
Would you scratch a cops back?
Would you hold a cops beer while he pisses in the urinal next to you?
Would you kiss a cop?
Would you make good friends with a cop?
Would you go to a barbecue with a cop?
Would you marry two cops together acting as the priest?
Would you let a cop in your house to play video games and chill for a bit?
Would you delete footage of a cop if it painted him in a bad light and hurt his feelings?
Would you let a cop arrest you if you were guilty and he had no proof?
Would you be roommates with a cop?
Would you cook dinner for a cop?
Would you wait a while to do dishes for a cop so you don't steal all his hot water?
Would you babysit a cop?
Would you build forts with a cop?
Would you let a cop babysit you?
Would you arrange a playdate with a cop?
Would you give a cop a ride to work?
Would you let a cop borrow your phone?
Would you let a cop borrow a dvd from you for the weekend?
Would you walk dogs with a cop?
Would you share a plate of spaghetti with a cop?
Would you have a guys/girls night out with a cop?
Would you arrange a playdate for your child if you have one with a cop?
Would you let a cop borrow your car?
Would you house sit for a cop?
Would you cover for a cop if he had to call in sick for work one day?
Would you give a disabled cop a spongebath?
Would you star as a character in a feature film about a cop with a cop?
Would you share toys with a cop if you were 7 again?
I kinda see why this is fun so im gonna keep adding to the list. I would really appreciate it if you took the time to make these into polls, im to lazy.
Feel free to use any of these.
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Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (06/08/15 04:09 PM)
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Seriously_trippin
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Why did you just made an almost identical post almost right after this?
I will say though doesn't matter if ur lover is a cop. I probably would not be drawn to police officers in the first place.
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What the fuck is up with all your posts about cops?
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thewanderer25
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I could not see myself fucking a cop. I hate cops and cops hate me it would never work out. I flip cops off and go out of my way to piss them off. Cops have never done anything good for this country and remind me of a special ed class with handguns. The extent I go to to make them mad is i took a day of work to go hold a sine at their stupid D.A.R.E meeting my sine said "dare to think for yourself and not believe the government". They said I could get arrested for holding a sine in a public place I wish all the cops were burned at the stake like the 1600s. seriously when i here a cop got killed on the news its like my team won the super bowl I jump up and cheer. Its just they have caused me insane amounts of problems and killed people I know and my friends dog was killed by cops. Ive been hit tazed put in jail searched all the time harassed constantly followed called "a dumb stoner" and been told im scum so fuck cops. I hate them so much the hate follows me into my dreams. I had a dream I had a grill filled with C4 and i walked up to a police station and started banging on it when they came out they asked "what are you doing you stupid stoner" "I said im having a pig roast officer" and then it blows up. I would never do that but it still shows how much i hate those dam dirty swine.
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Bitter Cactus
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thewanderer25 said: I could not see myself fucking a cop. I hate cops and cops hate me it would never work out. I flip cops off and go out of my way to piss them off. Cops have never done anything good for this country and remind me of a special ed class with handguns. The extent I go to to make them mad is i took a day of work to go hold a sine at their stupid D.A.R.E meeting my sine said "dare to think for yourself and not believe the government". They said I could get arrested for holding a sine in a public place I wish all the cops were burned at the stake like the 1600s. seriously when i here a cop got killed on the news its like my team won the super bowl I jump up and cheer. Its just they have caused me insane amounts of problems and killed people I know and my friends dog was killed by cops. Ive been hit tazed put in jail searched all the time harassed constantly followed called "a dumb stoner" and been told im scum so fuck cops. I hate them so much the hate follows me into my dreams. I had a dream I had a grill filled with C4 and i walked up to a police station and started banging on it when they came out they asked "what are you doing you stupid stoner" "I said im having a pig roast officer" and then it blows up. I would never do that but it still shows how much i hate those dam dirty swine.
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Ecerytime i see a cop standing outside of a stopped car, i can't help but fantasize about driving straight into them. The only reason i dont is i wouldn't wanna take out the person who got pulled over. But i picture hitting them, their mangled body, and the trauma it would cause to their family. I'm related to a cop, but honestly it still wouldn't bother me. Fuck the relative, may as well have sold their soul to the devil, and have a bigg 666 instead of the badge. I don't care if cops clean the streets either. The few actual criminals they do bust don't justify the damage they do on a daily basis.
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zZZz
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thewanderer25 said: I could not see myself fucking a cop. I hate cops and cops hate me it would never work out. I flip cops off and go out of my way to piss them off. Cops have never done anything good for this country and remind me of a special ed class with handguns. The extent I go to to make them mad is i took a day of work to go hold a sine at their stupid D.A.R.E meeting my sine said "dare to think for yourself and not believe the government". They said I could get arrested for holding a sine in a public place I wish all the cops were burned at the stake like the 1600s. seriously when i here a cop got killed on the news its like my team won the super bowl I jump up and cheer. Its just they have caused me insane amounts of problems and killed people I know and my friends dog was killed by cops. Ive been hit tazed put in jail searched all the time harassed constantly followed called "a dumb stoner" and been told im scum so fuck cops. I hate them so much the hate follows me into my dreams. I had a dream I had a grill filled with C4 and i walked up to a police station and started banging on it when they came out they asked "what are you doing you stupid stoner" "I said im having a pig roast officer" and then it blows up. I would never do that but it still shows how much i hate those dam dirty swine.
Sounds about right..
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Burke Dennings
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You should've gotten a friend to stand next to you with a cosine.
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Goshhhh man you're so badasss,taking work off for a one man protest. You're right man kids should do drugs
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Seriously_trippin said: Goshhhh man you're so badasss,taking work off for a one man protest. You're right man kids should do drugs 
If they thought about it in a logical manner I would be ok with it. It just pisses me off that they say thing like "drugs are bad" or "this is your brain on drugs" as they fry an egg. Dont get me wrong some drugs are bad but not every drug is and people need to differentiate between them because if I grow up thinking pot is bad and find out its not I might think they lied about meth and coke and heroin and that's were junkys come from. We need to teach the truth and not the politics its time to put the bullshit aside and talk about facts not shit that wins votes but the honest to god truth.
But this is a fact I wanted to say about the rates of murders solved today versus before the "war on drugs" "National clearance rates for murder and manslaughter have fallen from about 90 percent in the 1960s to below 65 percent in recent years." if your wondering how in the world less murders are solved now than in the 60s (especially since we now have cameras and more accurate technology) I think its because of the war on drugs. Richard Nixon started this "war" in the late 60s before the tragic "war on drugs" we had around 200,000 prisoners as of right now we have 2,266,800 prisoners so we have arrested 1000% more people per year (and each one is costing us $100 dollars a day). I think we have stopped trusting the police because they are no longer our helpers and protectors they are threats to our life, liberty, and our pursuit of happiness which is what our country is based on but if the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.
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Burke Dennings said: You should've gotten a friend to stand next to you with a cosine. 
Or the same sign, rotated 90° Now we've sent this thread off on a tangent.
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