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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Would you marry a cop
    #21778591 - 06/08/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Pretend you meet this girl that is really cool and you just vibe with her super well. You date her for a couple months and it turns out she was lying to you about her profession. Apparently, she is an undercover DEA officer and has been for many years.

Would you marry her knowing she is a cop? Any cop lovers here?
Would you marry a cop?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (06/08/15 11:36 AM) to (No end specified)
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21778597 - 06/08/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Drugs are not more important than love.


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Invisiblepsychodelia
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21778616 - 06/08/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

At least 50% of the shroomery is cops... You think we aren't loveable? Is it even a question? I am insulted, and you are on our list of suspicious shroomery users.


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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: psychodelia]
    #21778626 - 06/08/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm DEA as fuck.


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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: psychodelia] * 1
    #21778629 - 06/08/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

God damn all these cops threads :peyotezen:


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21778934 - 06/08/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've been pulled over by several good looking female cops, I remember this one time I got pulled over by this one chick, she was pretty hot. She was very aggressive when searching me and when she got to my balls she like put her hand up all the way she could have picked me from my balls, but like she grabbed the whole package dude, I'm pretty sure she wanted the d, but anyway I remember thinking like she must be a freak in bed and can totally dig that, and yea I could see myself marrying a cop, something about those chick cops that turn me on, man..


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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: zZZz]
    #21778951 - 06/08/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21778963 - 06/08/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dilsnique said:




Too bad he shoots before he can even get the night stick out of his pants though. Premature ejection and all.


Edited by PatrickKn (06/08/15 02:19 PM)


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: zZZz]
    #21778968 - 06/08/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had two come to my door for a noise complaint(it was my birthday and I was smashed) and the cop was fucking HOT. Really hot. They tried telling me to turn it down and whatever but I was hitting on the cop hardcore. I tried to get her to come inside. All I had on was a pair of shorts and she seemed receptive even though she was on duty. I really wanted to fuck her. Anyway, they got sick of listening to me so they just told me to turn it down and left. I didn't and they never came back either. Good times.


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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21779240 - 06/08/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would for sure if she was super doiwn. like super heady cop style


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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21779245 - 06/08/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Drugs are not more important than love.



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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Zombi3]
    #21779271 - 06/08/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My former girlfriend parents one was chief, wife was cop. Both alcoholics and smoked weed, had a room full of confiscated food.

One commited suicide
Other was found in a river

O.o I don't think so.


Edited by Beanhead (06/08/15 03:19 PM)


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Beanhead]
    #21779287 - 06/08/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The reason so many cops are motherfuckers is because only a mother would love a cop :standingby:


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Asante]
    #21779395 - 06/08/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

only if she let me shove that baton thingy up her pooper. not wife material if she wont let me do that


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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #21779401 - 06/08/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Why are you obsessed with cops OP?


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: koods] * 1
    #21779414 - 06/08/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cops are so hansel right now


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: zZZz]
    #21779426 - 06/08/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have fantasies about fucking cops all the time. Has never happened yet, but I'm determined to make it happen.

I will totally use a free fuck as my get out of jail free card. I am not above any of that shit.


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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: zZZz]
    #21779433 - 06/08/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
Cops are so hansel right now






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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #21779458 - 06/08/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh
My
Fucking
God

Hey op here's your next few threads if you run out of ideas.

Would you fuck a cop?

Would you suck a cops dick?

Would give a cop a helping hand in arresting a drug dealer/any form of criminal? Like if he asked you to grab cuffs off the hood of his car since you were walking by anyway?

Would you pray for a cop?

Would you scratch a cops back?

Would you hold a cops beer while he pisses in the urinal next to you?

Would you kiss a cop?

Would you make good friends with a cop?

Would you go to a barbecue with a cop?

Would you marry two cops together acting as the priest?

Would you let a cop in your house to play video games and chill for a bit?

Would you delete footage of a cop if it painted him in a bad light and hurt his feelings?

Would you let a cop arrest you if you were guilty and he had no proof?

Would you be roommates with a cop?

Would you cook dinner for a cop?

Would you wait a while to do dishes for a cop so you don't steal all his hot water?

Would you babysit a cop?

Would you build forts with a cop?

Would you let a cop babysit you?

Would you arrange a playdate with a cop?

Would you give a cop a ride to work?

Would you let a cop borrow your phone?

Would you let a cop borrow a dvd from you for the weekend?

Would you walk dogs with a cop?

Would you share a plate of spaghetti with a cop?

Would you have a guys/girls night out with a cop?

Would you arrange a playdate for your child if you have one with a cop?

Would you let a cop borrow your car?

Would you house sit for a cop?

Would you cover for a cop if he had to call in sick for work one day?

Would you give a disabled cop a spongebath?

Would you star as a character in a feature film about a cop with a cop?

Would you share toys with a cop if you were 7 again?



I kinda see why this is fun so im gonna keep adding to the list. I would really appreciate it if you took the time to make these into polls, im to lazy.


Feel free to use any of these.


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Re: Would you marry a cop [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21779675 - 06/08/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Why did you just made an almost identical post almost right after this?

I will say though doesn't matter if ur lover is a cop. I probably would not be drawn to police officers in the first place.


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