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psychodelia
Not a cop


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I am a cop
#21778476 - 06/08/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm finished with this charade. I am a shroomery cop, there are hundreds of us. The only reason a user would suddenly disappear from the shroomery is because one of us cops has got him. We zero in on you motherfuckers by watching everything you post. If it even seems like you're dealing, we will be knockin on your door. Shroomery is like one of those restaurants where you can pick your own animal to kill and then cook into a delicious meal. We're watching, you fucking acid addicted fuckers.
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The Doobie Dude


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I'm DEA as fuck.
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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head. If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.
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psychodelia
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Quote:
Sweatshirt said:

You're on our list, fucking junkie faggot
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SirShroomsAlott
Howdy



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You must have an obsession with me, first you want to pretend you do more salvia, then pretend you're friends with my boy Brock, and now you are pretending the same job as me.
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psychodelia
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I know a few salvia smoking cops that are personal friends of Brock Lesnar. Also, quit pretending you do more salvia, because I'm probably going to have my 29th trip next week, and no one beats that.
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Asante
Mage


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SirShroomsAlott
Howdy



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I'll be on my 30th this week...get at me
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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


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psychodelia said: I'm finished with this charade. I am a shroomery cop, there are hundreds of us. The only reason a user would suddenly disappear from the shroomery is because one of us cops has got him. We zero in on you motherfuckers by watching everything you post. If it even seems like you're dealing, we will be knockin on your door. Shroomery is like one of those restaurants where you can pick your own animal to kill and then cook into a delicious meal. We're watching, you fucking acid addicted fuckers.
Thats kind of scary. So if people dont deal/sell at all then nobody would have a problem with their personal use?
And would cops target personal use based on substance type? For example, heroin, coke, meth VS psychedelics?
And just to get this out there..i dont sell. Never have, never will. Im a selfish motherfucker
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psychodelia
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Quote:
MajickMuffin said:
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psychodelia said: I'm finished with this charade. I am a shroomery cop, there are hundreds of us. The only reason a user would suddenly disappear from the shroomery is because one of us cops has got him. We zero in on you motherfuckers by watching everything you post. If it even seems like you're dealing, we will be knockin on your door. Shroomery is like one of those restaurants where you can pick your own animal to kill and then cook into a delicious meal. We're watching, you fucking acid addicted fuckers.
Thats kind of scary. So if people dont deal/sell at all then nobody would have a problem with their personal use?
And would cops target personal use based on substance type? For example, heroin, coke, meth VS psychedelics?
And just to get this out there..i dont sell. Never have, never will. Im a selfish motherfucker
We have a problem if you use marijuana, LSD, mushrooms, and meth. Others we don't mind so much unless you deal too. The fact that you're saying you don't deal makes us suspicious. You are now on our list of suspicious shroomery users.
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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


Registered: 05/28/14
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psychodelia said:
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MajickMuffin said:
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psychodelia said: I'm finished with this charade. I am a shroomery cop, there are hundreds of us. The only reason a user would suddenly disappear from the shroomery is because one of us cops has got him. We zero in on you motherfuckers by watching everything you post. If it even seems like you're dealing, we will be knockin on your door. Shroomery is like one of those restaurants where you can pick your own animal to kill and then cook into a delicious meal. We're watching, you fucking acid addicted fuckers.
Thats kind of scary. So if people dont deal/sell at all then nobody would have a problem with their personal use?
And would cops target personal use based on substance type? For example, heroin, coke, meth VS psychedelics?
And just to get this out there..i dont sell. Never have, never will. Im a selfish motherfucker
We have a problem if you use marijuana, LSD, mushrooms, and meth. Others we don't mind so much unless you deal too. The fact that you're saying you don't deal makes us suspicious. You are now on our list of suspicious shroomery users.
Ok. So by the logic you just presented to me, this is how you think?:
1: If i say I deal, im on the suspicious list 2: If i say I do not deal, im on the suspicious list
Lol. Its like saying if you dont have anything to hide, why cant i search your house?
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psychodelia
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If you go out of your way to say you don't deal, than that means you're trying to draw us away from you, and we won't have that. You are under investigation, guys in suits and black glasses will be at your house sometime within the next 4 months.
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MajickMuffin
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But i didnt go out of my way...i was responding to your post about dealing, and i also asked a question about specific substances.
Most of us peaceful and respectful citizens just want to be left the fuck alone sir. My alien friends will come to the rescue anyways.
The war on drugs is a real civil war between the people and the government, its not at all righteous.
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nooneman


Registered: 04/24/09
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Loc: Utah
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psychodelia said: You are now on our list of suspicious shroomery users.
Oh Oh, can I be on your lists? I want to be on all your lists, please.
Here's some fun posts OP has made in the past:
Apparently OP lives at home with his mom:
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psychodelia said: Hey shroomery. I know weed addiction isn't a major thing to most people, but it is for me, mainly because I am a singer and i don't want sweet mary jane to make my voice all croaky and limit my vocal range. Another problem is that weed is hard to avoid, it's almost always in my mums room, just sitting there waiting for me to sneak in and grab a few bowls worth. I try to just stop, every day, but it gets to the same time in the afternoon everyday where my brain just automatically justifies smoking a 'little bit', and before you know it i am lying on my bed stoned as fuck watching collegehumor.
OP is about 20-21 years old:
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psychodelia said: Hey everyone. I'm fairly new to this site, recently decided to join because of the good times I've had reading trip reports and stuff on here haha.
Okay. I'll give you a basic summary of my first experience with LSD (ism 18 years old by the way)
OP lives in Australia and drives stoned:
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psychodelia said: Hey guys
Has anyone ever encountered a problem while driving after a night of smoking? I haven't before, but I don't wanna lose my license again (caught speeding at 1am... Not my finest moment) Also does anyone know the penalties just for being stoned while driving in Australia? Thanks!
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psychodelia
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If you believe you have alien friends than you're a drug dealer, pure and simple. Why don't you dirty junkies try a legal drug like salvia or alcohol? Two beautiful and dignified substances. What a waste of life people like you are.
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psychodelia
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Quote:
nooneman said:
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psychodelia said: You are now on our list of suspicious shroomery users.
Oh Oh, can I be on your lists? I want to be on all your lists, please.
Here's some fun posts OP has made in the past:
Apparently OP lives at home with his mom:
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psychodelia said: Hey shroomery. I know weed addiction isn't a major thing to most people, but it is for me, mainly because I am a singer and i don't want sweet mary jane to make my voice all croaky and limit my vocal range. Another problem is that weed is hard to avoid, it's almost always in my mums room, just sitting there waiting for me to sneak in and grab a few bowls worth. I try to just stop, every day, but it gets to the same time in the afternoon everyday where my brain just automatically justifies smoking a 'little bit', and before you know it i am lying on my bed stoned as fuck watching collegehumor.
OP is about 20-21 years old:
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psychodelia said: Hey everyone. I'm fairly new to this site, recently decided to join because of the good times I've had reading trip reports and stuff on here haha.
Okay. I'll give you a basic summary of my first experience with LSD (ism 18 years old by the way)
OP lives in Australia and drives stoned:
Quote:
psychodelia said: Hey guys
Has anyone ever encountered a problem while driving after a night of smoking? I haven't before, but I don't wanna lose my license again (caught speeding at 1am... Not my finest moment) Also does anyone know the penalties just for being stoned while driving in Australia? Thanks!

I've been required to create an identity on this site, but now I've been given the go-ahead to come out as a cop. We are cracking down on the shroomery.
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MajickMuffin
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psychodelia said: If you believe you have alien friends than you're a drug dealer, pure and simple. Why don't you dirty junkies try a legal drug like salvia or alcohol? Two beautiful and dignified substances. What a waste of life people like you are.
Lol. How does aliens have any relation to dealing drugs?
Salvia is not legal where im at.
What if i were to tell you that im SS
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psychodelia
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Then I would only assume SS means 'super suspicious' and put you on my list.
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MajickMuffin
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SS means Secret Service, not super suspicious.
Why would you say publicly that your a cop? There was also just a poll on here and 47% out of 100 people voted that they are a cop. Wouldnt the non cops stop using the shroomery then?
Doesnt sound like a very good strategy to me. If all you do is Legal things, like salvia and alcohol, then why dont you release your ID, badge number
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psychodelia
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Anyone that isn't a cop would be wise to stop using the shroomery. Because you fucking junkies aren't getting my badge number, I'm still anonymous here. The more you reply, the higher up on my list you go.
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Bitter Cactus
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IMO there are probably ten to twenty cops viewing the shroomery or the pub at any given time at the very least. That is a conservative number too.
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MajickMuffin
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Psychedelia im just having a legit conversation with you. Just tryin to learn. Im done now tho, wasnt trying to bitch you or anything.
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psychodelia
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Absolutely. At every police station there are a few cops sitting at their computer with the shroomery open and an account logged in. Some accounts are well known and have been surveying the message board for years, whether it's asking for advice, a trip report, or just chit chat here in the pub. There's a lot of cops playing the role of shroomery member perfectly.
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larry.fisherman
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I imagine most cops actually browsing these forums is probably trying to do something illegal or work on an undercover persona. Spending time on here would be a great way to socialize and get in to the minds of the people you're trying to bust. 
Or maybe they want to know how to slam dope and not die.
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psychodelia
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I don't dislike you, so my advise would be to lay low and be careful what you say, because you are on my list, and unfortunately that's permanent. We have your IP address, we know who you are, and you'll be closely monitored for the rest of your life from this point on.
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