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quick photo editing help
#21778329 - 06/08/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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my job is asking for an updated pic, but i have a long beard which i do not plan on cutting. we are only able to have a 1/4 inch.
is there anyone i could work with through that could help me edit a pic?
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Stop wasting the employer's time. Cut the beard or find another job.
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says a guy who prob has such a hard time growing any sort of facial hair.
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I probably have more hair on my nuts than you have on your entire body.
How fucking relevant is that anyway? I make a point and you try to insult me? Do what I fucking said or don't have job.
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okay, buddy.
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It must be really difficult for you to grow a beard if you're so concerned about it disappearing after you shave it for a job. A job you don't have. I wouldn't be surprised if you've been growing that pubey bush since you had your first hints of peach fuzz.
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you got it
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I'll do it, but I'm going to add cold sores to your mouth if I do.
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If your job requires a short beard, and you have a long beard, they will eventually see that you have deceived them when you are on site. That isn't good.
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I can either make you into a woman and post it here for all to see or nothing. That way we both get something out of it.
Really it would take some time to make that sort of edit convincing, nobody is gonna do that, just shave it. If they realize you gave them a shopped picture there is no way they are going to hire you.
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Post the pic in question OP.
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Shouldn't be too difficult to do, if ure only shaving a bit off. Anyway it's probably a lot less of a hassle just cutting the thing off..
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If u don't find someone to do it let me know I'll give it a shot..
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done and done.
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KingKnowledge said: If your job requires a short beard, and you have a long beard, they will eventually see that you have deceived them when you are on site. That isn't good.
my boss is in another state.
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What kind of job has a beard requirement?
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Re: quick photo editing help [Re: koods]
#21778781 - 06/08/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: What kind of job has a beard requirement?
Many client-facing jobs in finance, sales, and service industries require you to look "clean".
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Re: quick photo editing help [Re: koods]
#21778796 - 06/08/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would assume anything to do with fellatio, especially in OPs case.
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Re: quick photo editing help [Re: PatrickKn]
#21779438 - 06/08/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: Post the pic in question OP. 
Yes. Bestow us with your visage. We shall use our combined photoshop abilities to turn you into the beardless wonder you truly know you are.
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Re: quick photo editing help [Re: Sham87]
#21780283 - 06/08/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sham87 said: I would assume anything to do with fellatio, especially in OPs case.
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Sham87 said:
Nah, your chick likes when my beard tickles her clit.
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